Big day today.

[3legged_lab]

This thread is hilarious. Sorry Doc.

sadist.

Laughter usually comes from somebody else's pain. Case in point, I bet you laugh every time you see some guy get hit in the sack in a youtube video.

Not if its somebody he has to examine in the ER.

[ManlyMan]

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these pottery barn pillows moved across the country.

[3legged_lab]

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these pottery barn pillows moved across the country.

Oh no she di'int.

[Olly]

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these pottery barn pillows moved across the country.

Don't try and act like you don't like it.

[Bulldog0156]

Bad news Doc, the pillow doesn't match the couch.

[Tomkat]

WTF IS THIS SHIT! It's replacing my duvet.

Gayer than a bag of dicks

[ManlyMan]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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[Feelin' Fowl]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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I'm calling dibs on the lamp when she says it has to go.

[assateague]

I'll pay shipping.

[assateague]

To me, not to you.

[The Duck Hammer]

[Feelin' Fowl]

To me, not to you.

I'll pay shipping, and give him the option to get it back when she violates the pre-nup.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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Pretty sure I couldn't even get an erection with that thing on the bed

[3legged_lab]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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Pretty sure I couldn't even get an erection with that thing on the bed

Which ones worse, that one or the buttholes?

[ManlyMan]

One positive to this whole debacle. Allegedly I just write shit I want on this list and it magically appears tomorrow. We shall see. Ill report back.

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[assateague]

I thought there wasn't anything on the bed? Just looked like a pink fitted sheet to me.

[assateague]

You better clarify those items a little more. Unless you want some honeydew and pear salad, 2% milk, and oatmeal honey 24 grain break your teeth artisan bread.

[bill herian]

Really testing the waters without specifying no honeydew in the fruit bowl.

[bill herian]

You gotta be shitting me.

[DeadEye_Dan]

FIFY

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[Bulldog0156]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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Is that a twin bed? That's not going to last.

[The Duck Hammer]

One positive to this whole debacle. Allegedly I just write shit I want on this list and it magically appears tomorrow. We shall see. Ill report back.

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Your doctor's script is coming along nicely.

[AKPirate]

Put rubbers on the list

[Tomkat]

We mourn the passing of DJJ, aka Manly Man. A once noble Kansas duck hunter, DJJ was lured to the dark side by the promise of big money. DJJ left Kansas with a gleam in his eye and a set of nuts that overcame his left handedness. Sadly, living in a foreign state reduced him to pink sheets and hippie food lists. The resident succubus separated him from his nut sack. Cause of death was determined as acute pussy whipped.

Services will be held in the Liberace room of the airport hotel in Nashville. The family asks that rather than flowers, mourners send donations to Ducks Unlimited or Stone Warriors, a non profit group that helps pussy whipped men regain their testicles.

RIP DJJ. Your sense of adventure and good nature in the duck blind will be missed.

[Olly]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

[WTN10]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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Is that a bed for midgets? Does she sleep on the floor or is that where you're headed? King sized bed, get on it.

[jarbo03]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Yep

[Redbeard]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Zzzzzzzzzz zzzzz

[Woody]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Yep

I have to agree with Olly, as well. When I had a lady friend living with me, my place was spotless and food was copious.



Congrats, DOC!

[assateague]

I still don't see anything on Doc's new bed besides a fitted sheet.