OK, fine here it is...

[Mornin Beef]

Been struggling to deal with what happened to me last Saturday. Held off posting it several times but this seriously happened and I am over it personally now enough to post up. Had an awesome scout that led us to an exposed shoal. Got their balls early and woke up super early. Friend wanted to bring his extraordinarily untrained 4 yr old black lab along (the dog's first time out this season). I said sure because it was going to be such a layup hunt I didn't mind accommodating the guaranteed frustration it would cause. We were completely set up with 45 minutes to go and I felt a second terd charging the barricade so I excused myself on this rocky shoal with no TP. Just the maneuver to take care of business made it 2X worse so I just figured I would figure out the TP on site. Being a pro staff wader crapper I planned the drop downwind from the boat and proceeded thinking what was the easiest thing to rip for TP. This dog rushes up and starts eating the poop straight from my butt like a soft service ice cream machine. I started swatting at him and yelling for my buddy to call him which he could not hear due to the wind whistling. My bud finally heard my last screaming pleads and yelled for his dog basically when I was done crapping. I was so flustered I just rubbed all the zebra mussels off a rock and wiped off my ass with that. If, it even needed it. I stand up and look with my headlamp and there was no poop on the ground. Even the hunt was something else. Didn't limit out, but easily should have if not for the most unreal dog-owner antics I have ever seen.

[Redbeard]

Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh

[Mornin Beef]

Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh

Yup, he sure did. You know that backwards swat had no effect on that dog. I will admit I made a fist to get him away and it didnt work too.

[Fowlplay]

this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle

[Mornin Beef]

this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle

This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.

[broccoli]

Wow that is great I was playing the whole thing in my head while I was reading it

[Fowlplay]

this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle

This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.

please let me post this on dhc

[Mornin Beef]

this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle

This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.

please let me post this on dhc

No F'IN way

[Fowlplay]

this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle

This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.

please let me post this on dhc

No F'IN way

haha come on, they need some dkc over there every once in a while, you know spice things up a little

[Mornin Beef]

this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle

This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.

please let me post this on dhc

No F'IN way

haha come on, they need some dkc over there every once in a while, you know spice things up a little

Only if indaswamp posts that cauliflower soup run down over here.

[Fowlplay]

ill post it for him

[Mornin Beef]

ill post it for him

what evs

[Fowlplay]

ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny

must have missed a joke

[Mornin Beef]

ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny

must have missed a joke

you didnt my bad...what evs.

[Redbeard]

Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh

[Mornin Beef]

Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh

Yup, it happened. It took me awhile like most hard things in life. But, I came through strong and posted up.

[obxbufflehead]

Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh

Damn red that's a double post over an hour apart. That's going to be hard to top even for you.

[3legged_lab]

Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh

[Mornin Beef]

ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny

must have missed a joke

b.hud, didn't see it at DHC today, make the subject line: "Sweet hunt WTN10 style"

[Fowlplay]

ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny

must have missed a joke

b.hud, didn't see it at DHC today, make the subject line: "Sweet hunt WTN10 style"

haha i didnt want to post your story with out your permission i dont want him after me. he doesnt give up easily. ive seen his work, some pretty funny

[obxbufflehead]

ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny

must have missed a joke

b.hud, didn't see it at DHC today, make the subject line: "Sweet hunt WTN10 style"

haha i didnt want to post your story with out your permission i dont want him after me. he doesnt give up easily. ive seen his work, some pretty funny

His work is great.

[GadwallGetter530]

Dude! Really? Black dog one cup action..... gross..... if I was you I would have waited to tell the dog owner till after the hunt. Lol " oh by the way friend your dog ate my ass. You really do have mans best friend."

[Goldfish]

I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.

[obxbufflehead]

I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.

You sound like a woman.

[Goldfish]

I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.

You sound like a woman.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what kind of man you are who enjoys the thought of feces going into your mouth.

[obxbufflehead]

I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.

You sound like a woman.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what kind of man you are who enjoys the thought of feces going into your mouth.

If your talking about the dog licking the owner on the face(mouth), I don't let my dog do that because he's constantly licking my other dogs ass for no reason.

[huntfishnv]

I wouldn't even know what to think after that.

Why'd you make another profile DKC?

[Bufflehead]

Why'd you make another profile DKC?

it's not clyde.


he was "buffler" and about five other names on DHC that clyde got blamed for.

[obxbufflehead]

Why'd you make another profile DKC?

it's not clyde.


he was "buffler" and about five other names on DHC that clyde got blamed for.

Yup this is true.

[Fowlplay]

Why'd you make another profile DKC?

it's not clyde.


he was "buffler" and about five other names on DHC that clyde got blamed for.

you sure?