You know you're poor when:

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:25 pm

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by **aunt betty** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:40 pm

If you could post a picture where up is up it'd be easy to see wtf you're doing.
Pouring fuel oil into the tank for your furnace?
Just a guess.

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:42 pm

aunt betty wrote:If you could post a picture where up is up it'd be easy to see wtf you're doing.
Pouring fuel oil into the tank for your furnace?
Just a guess.

Bingo!

by **Olly** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:42 pm

Frylock wrote:
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What are we looking at?

by **WTN10** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:43 pm

Consummation of your relationship with a red gas can. It's a bedding ceremony, ya'll.

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:44 pm

Olly wrote:
Frylock wrote:
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What are we looking at?

You're looking at a broke coon ass carpenter putting five gallons of diesel into his oil tank.

Note: I'm not actually Cajun so therefore not technically a coonass, swamp Yankee is probably the appropriate term.

by **3legged_lab** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:13 pm

Frylock wrote:
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Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

by **Flightstopper** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:15 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Frylock wrote:
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Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

Oh shit!

by **3legged_lab** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:17 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Frylock wrote:
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Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

Oh shit!

What? I'm sure he knows the drill by now.

by **Flightstopper** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:21 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Frylock wrote:
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Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

Oh shit!

What? I'm sure he knows the drill by now.

Yeah stop immediately. When the curse shut our geese down at least we didn't loose our eyebrows and get blown into the neighbors tree. Thought we had it rough.

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:26 pm

No worries, I've got a 3/8ths wrench and jug next to the furnace. Don't even bother putting them away anymore.

by **3legged_lab** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:27 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Frylock wrote:
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397769939.924574.jpg

Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

Oh shit!

What? I'm sure he knows the drill by now.

Yeah stop immediately. When the curse shut our geese down at least we didn't loose our eyebrows and get blown into the neighbors tree. Thought we had it rough.

No on a diesel furnace, after you run the tank empty, you just have to bleed the line or it wont start. Its simple but I still get paid a service fee to do it several times per winter.

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:29 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="Frylock"]
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Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

Oh shit!

What? I'm sure he knows the drill by now.

Yeah stop immediately. When the curse shut our geese down at least we didn't loose our eyebrows and get blown into the neighbors tree. Thought we had it rough.

No on a diesel furnace, after you run the tank empty, you just have to bleed the line or it wont start. Its simple but I still get paid a service fee to do it several times per winter.[/quote]

Funny how most folks are terrified to mess around with their furnace.

by **3legged_lab** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:30 pm

Frylock wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:[quote="3legged_lab"][quote="Frylock"]
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397769939.924574.jpg

Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

Oh shit!

What? I'm sure he knows the drill by now.

Yeah stop immediately. When the curse shut our geese down at least we didn't loose our eyebrows and get blown into the neighbors tree. Thought we had it rough.

No on a diesel furnace, after you run the tank empty, you just have to bleed the line or it wont start. Its simple but I still get paid a service fee to do it several times per winter.[/quote]

Funny how most folks are terrified to mess around with their furnace.[/quote]
More truth to that than you know. That and electricity.

by **capt1972** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:35 pm

Fuck electricity!

by **Flightstopper** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:38 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="Frylock"]
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397769939.924574.jpg

Id say you need to make sure to bleed the line out but am guessing this ain't your first rodeo.

Oh shit!

What? I'm sure he knows the drill by now.

Yeah stop immediately. When the curse shut our geese down at least we didn't loose our eyebrows and get blown into the neighbors tree. Thought we had it rough.

No on a diesel furnace, after you run the tank empty, you just have to bleed the line or it wont start. Its simple but I still get paid a service fee to do it several times per winter.[/quote]

When you invoke the curse, the laws of physics and chemistry are out the window. You're a lucky man Frylock.

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:40 pm

Tell me more about this curse, I think I might have it.

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:42 pm

capt1972 wrote:Fuck electricity!

I'm okay with that too, I've got a caviler attitude towards must potentially hazardous stuff.

by **Flightstopper** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:44 pm

Frylock wrote:Tell me more about this curse, I think I might have it.

'It's not my first rodeo' is the fatal flaw spoken by an individual that precedes a remarkable cluster fuck. Rick has some good first hand stories on the subject.

by **Frylock** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:46 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
Frylock wrote:Tell me more about this curse, I think I might have it.

'It's not my first rodeo' is the fatal flaw spoken by an individual that precedes a remarkable cluster fuck. Rick has some good first hand stories on the subject.

Oh I gotcha, I rarely utter anything that implies I got it under control (cause I rarely do).

by **waterfowlman** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:57 pm

Shoulda used gasoline......get more heat out of it. :lol:

by **RonE** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:02 pm

capt1972 wrote:Fuck electricity!

White mans magic.

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:08 pm

RonE wrote:
capt1972 wrote:Fuck electricity!

White mans magic.

good ol nikki tesla and benji frankfurt.

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:30 pm

The funny thing about this country is that most people you see you flaunting things with a high price are the poorest because of debt. The folks living gallon to gallon and not running up their cc and defaulting pay for that lifestyle of default. Great modesty frylock and your wealthier than you think..

by **aunt betty** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:36 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:The funny thing about this country is that most people you see you flaunting things with a high price are the poorest because of debt. The folks living gallon to gallon and not running up their cc and defaulting pay for that lifestyle of default. Great modesty frylock.

Years ago I was building a house in the new upscale neighborhood. My high school friend who I thought was rich. Real estate guy...
Lived across the street in a 1/4 million dollar home.

Went over to borrow his phone and ho lee fuk, he had no furniture. His wife was freaking because she thought I'd shatter the illusion.

Nice car, etc. No furniture. lol

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:40 pm

aunt betty wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:The funny thing about this country is that most people you see you flaunting things with a high price are the poorest because of debt. The folks living gallon to gallon and not running up their cc and defaulting pay for that lifestyle of default. Great modesty frylock.

Years ago I was building a house in the new upscale neighborhood. My high school friend who I thought was rich. Real estate guy...
Lived across the street in a 1/4 million dollar home.

Went over to borrow his phone and ho lee fuk, he had no furniture. His wife was freaking because she thought I'd shatter the illusion.

Nice car, etc. No furniture. lol

Yup, the illusion. Modest people pay for others delusions when they actually need an honest loan in interest rates.