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Re: Big day today.

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:37 am

Hup Hup YAH!
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Re: Big day today.

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:38 am

Hey manlyman...your op was precise and you mentioned that a GPS told you when your lady would arrive. Does it tell you when she comes?
I also have to ask...how long does your GPS say it takes to get her gone?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:31 am

Fuck dat shit.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:36 am

Honey dew is horrible.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:14 am

You need to rage out and throw that shit at her.

A man's got limitations.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby assateague » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:46 am

Just toss it in the trash can. Right on top of your duvet.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Tomkat » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:08 pm

assateague wrote:Just toss it in the trash can. Right on top of your duvet.


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Re: Big day today.

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:50 pm

Too soon guys.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:52 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Fuck dat shit.
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That's some great ass shit right there!
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Tomkat » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:07 pm

Does your woman know that saturday is National steak and a blow job day? Maybe she will fall for it.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:18 pm

I like honey dew melon.
What else does this woman serve you to eat?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:30 pm

Tomkat wrote:Does your woman know that saturday is National steak and a blow job day? Maybe she will fall for it.

You offering?
Sure do like that holiday.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby vincentpa » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:42 pm

Tomkat wrote:Does your woman know that saturday is National steak and a blow job day? Maybe she will fall for it.


Yes she does. That's why it will all be coming to an end. Very soon.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Tomkat » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:04 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Does your woman know that saturday is National steak and a blow job day? Maybe she will fall for it.

You offering?
Sure do like that holiday.


I am embarrassed for u, but if you want to make me a steak and hit the knob, who am I to judge.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:07 pm

Tomkat wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Does your woman know that saturday is National steak and a blow job day? Maybe she will fall for it.

You offering?
Sure do like that holiday.


I am embarrassed for u, but if you want to make me a steak and hit the knob, who am I to judge.

Dont be embarrassed, just thought it odd that you regularly mention its blow job day to a bunch of dudes on the internet.
Dont they call that phishing?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:09 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Does your woman know that saturday is National steak and a blow job day? Maybe she will fall for it.

You offering?
Sure do like that holiday.


I am embarrassed for u, but if you want to make me a steak and hit the knob, who am I to judge.

Dont be embarrassed, just thought it odd that you regularly mention its blow job day to a bunch of dudes on the internet.
Dont they call that phishing?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Tomkat » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:16 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Does your woman know that saturday is National steak and a blow job day? Maybe she will fall for it.

You offering?
Sure do like that holiday.


I am embarrassed for u, but if you want to make me a steak and hit the knob, who am I to judge.

Dont be embarrassed, just thought it odd that you regularly mention its blow job day to a bunch of dudes on the internet.
Dont they call that phishing?


This from a man named Tri Pod????
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Re: Big day today.

Postby RonE » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:29 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Fuck dat shit.
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If you want to fuck with her head, just squeeze half a lime over it and sprinkle it with chili powder. Might surprise you how good it tastes. Cantaloupe and Honey Dew melon mixed with lime and chili powder makes a wonderful fruit cocktail.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby assateague » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:02 pm

If I said this, people would swear it was a trick to get them to shit their pants or something. but since you said it, someone will probably try it.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:12 pm

I figured Ron would tell you to rape the honey dew and burn her family's house down.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby gila-river » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:33 pm

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This shit, is the shit. Especially on honeydew.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby assateague » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:51 pm

You're probably those same sick fuckers that put salt on cantaloupe.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:54 pm

assateague wrote:You're probably those same sick fuckers that put salt on cantaloupe.


Ho Ho Whoa!!


We cross??
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Re: Big day today.

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:58 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:You're probably those same sick fuckers that put salt on cantaloupe.


Ho Ho Whoa!!


We cross??

Who cares if AT is cross? The real question is "how are you feeling Dan?"
Is there anything bothering you? Would you like to talk about it? We never talk... lol
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Re: Big day today.

Postby gila-river » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:20 pm

assateague wrote:You're probably those same sick fuckers that put salt on cantaloupe.

Nope, just watermelon!
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Re: Big day today.

Postby WTN10 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:52 pm

gila-river wrote:
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This shit, is the shit. Especially on honeydew.


Were you dropped on your fucking head? That's disgusting.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby WTN10 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:52 pm

gila-river wrote:
assateague wrote:You're probably those same sick fuckers that put salt on cantaloupe.

Nope, just watermelon!


Now this is good.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby gila-river » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:57 pm

WTN10 wrote:
gila-river wrote:
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This shit, is the shit. Especially on honeydew.


Were you dropped on your fucking head? That's disgusting.

Nope. Just spend a lot of time immersed in the Mexican peoples culture. I have picked up one or two of their culinary habits. I particularly enjoy this one!
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

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Re: Big day today.

Postby WTN10 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:03 pm

gila-river wrote:
WTN10 wrote:
gila-river wrote:
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This shit, is the shit. Especially on honeydew.


Were you dropped on your fucking head? That's disgusting.

Nope. Just spend a lot of time immersed in the Mexican peoples culture. I have picked up one or two of their culinary habits. I particularly enjoy this one!


Taking your word for it. I hate honeydew anyway.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby gila-river » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:15 pm

All on it lonesome it is palatable at best.
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