Tire swing

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:44 pm

So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says

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by **Olly** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:45 pm

Looks perfect to me.

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:46 pm

She said "I thought you meant no tractor tires"

by **Mornin Beef** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:47 pm

you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.

by **3legged_lab** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:53 pm

Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
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Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:53 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.

i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:54 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time

by **AKPirate** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:56 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time

I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:57 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time

I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house

do I have a hot milf neighbor?

by **AKPirate** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:58 pm

Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time

I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house
do I have a hot milf neighbor?

Think she had the hots for JR

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:00 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="Redbeard"]So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time

I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house
do I have a hot milf neighbor?

Think she had the hots for JR[/quote]the redhead? You gingers all stick together don't ya

by **AKPirate** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:05 pm

If that's what it takes

by **3legged_lab** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:05 pm

Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="3legged_lab"][quote="Redbeard"]So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time

I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house
do I have a hot milf neighbor?

Think she had the hots for JR[/quote]the redhead? You gingers all stick together don't ya[/quote]
Hahaha

by **Mornin Beef** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:05 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:06 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.

ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

by **AKPirate** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:08 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

Hot neighbor won't need it filled to get wet

by **Mornin Beef** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:09 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

theres nothing better than messing with your kids

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:09 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

Hot neighbor won't need it filled to get wet

hey hey hey now!

by **AKPirate** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:12 pm

Uh oh

by **RonE** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:34 pm

Drill a few holes in it so that it drains when water gets in it. Expect the kids cloths to be covered with black tire soot for the first month of two.

by **Tiler_J** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:36 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

I thought you didn't park under trees anymore?

by **assateague** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:36 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right?

No.

by **Mornin Beef** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:38 pm

assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right?

No.

seriously wasnt here for that quip

by **vincentpa** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:24 pm

This just made me think of the scene in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles when the guy makes his wife pick up the suitcases.

"She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."

by **Mornin Beef** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:26 pm

vincentpa wrote:This just made me think of the scene in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles when the guy makes his wife pick up the suitcases.

"She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."

i like that nasal guttural noise he makes keeping his chaw juice from going into his stomach.

by **The Duck Hammer** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:36 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Why would you park under a tree? Don't you remember what happened last time.

by **3legged_lab** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:22 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Why would you park under a tree? Don't you remember what happened last time.

Thaaat shit buffed out.

by **The Duck Hammer** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Why would you park under a tree? Don't you remember what happened last time.

Thaaat shit buffed out.

Should have left that shit like it was. Then you could have gone around spreading your gnarly war stories.

by **Redbeard** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:12 pm

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