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Postby T Man » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:44 am

I drank a lot of girls pretty on natty light.

Drank em skinny on Kentucky deluxe.
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:37 am

AKPirate wrote:[

That would be like Kansas in August


Have you spent a single minute of your life in KS? Much less in August?
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Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:39 am

The only time I ever drink shitty beer is if I'm playing pong or flip cup, which I do maybe once a year. It's always Keystone light
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:46 am

Eric Haynes wrote:The only time I ever drink shitty beer is if I'm playing pong or flip cup, which I do maybe once a year. It's always Keystone light

There's regular beer and then there's shitty beer like stones. I'm not even sure what this thread is about any more
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:56 am

Tomkat wrote:
AKPirate wrote:[

That would be like Kansas in August


Have you spent a single minute of your life in KS? Much less in August?

Go back to your beer snob thread.
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:59 am

Tomkat wrote:
AKPirate wrote:[

That would be like Kansas in August


Have you spent a single minute of your life in KS? Much less in August?

Go back to your beer snob thread.
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:59 am

Yep said it twice
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:12 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:The only time I ever drink shitty beer is if I'm playing pong or flip cup, which I do maybe once a year. It's always Keystone light

There's regular beer and then there's shitty beer like stones. I'm not even sure what this thread is about any more


Yep. Bottom of the barrel Coors light. Its like the shittier version of an already shitty beer. They all have them. Bud/Busch, Coors/Keystone...Shitty/Shittier
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:58 am

You pussies.

Where are the Falstaff drinkers? The Schaffers lite drinkers, hamms drinkers.
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:59 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
AKPirate wrote:[

That would be like Kansas in August


Have you spent a single minute of your life in KS? Much less in August?

Go back to your beer snob thread.

Ha ha you came along and trolled mine, just returning the favor.

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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:00 am

It's 2014 TK. Everybody who drank those beers are dead.
A miller lite in a can isn't sounding too bad right now. Already been a shitty morning.
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Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:04 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:It's 2014 TK. Everybody who drank those beers are dead.
A miller lite in a can isn't sounding too bad right now. Already been a shitty morning.


I prefer my trash in a can also.
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:06 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:It's 2014 TK. Everybody who drank those beers are dead.
A miller lite in a can isn't sounding too bad right now. Already been a shitty morning.


Wrong. Buster Lucas drank a million gallons of Hamms and he is still alive at age 80. He quit drinking in 1998 however.
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:17 am

So the last remaining hamms drinker quit... So nobody drinks it anymore.
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Postby BrewGUN » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:21 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:So the last remaining hamms drinker quit... So nobody drinks it anymore.

With all do respect... Go fuck yourself. Hamms is my summer beer, especially for softball. I know Jehler will splurge on a case of it now and then also!

Oh and :beer:
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:21 am

How do you think they stay in business? Someone is buying that shit.

Same for Falstaff. Ever drink that?

Wedemans long necks were great. I could get. A case of them for $8

Keystone light, now thats some piss beer.

Another crap beer is Old Style. Drank a lot of that up north. North of me, not north of dixie. The upper north.
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:22 am

BrewGUN wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:So the last remaining hamms drinker quit... So nobody drinks it anymore.

With all do respect... Go fuck yourself. Hamms is my summer beer, especially for softball. I know Jehler will splurge on a case of it now and then also!

Oh and :beer:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Flints regular normal dude gas station available piss be

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:23 am

Tomkat wrote:How do you think they stay in business? Someone is buying that shit.

Same for Falstaff. Ever drink that?

Wedemans long necks were great. I could get. A case of them for $8

Keystone light, now thats some piss beer.

Another crap beer is Old Style. Drank a lot of that up north. North of me, not north of dixie. The upper north.

You should start another thread about old ass old man beer that'll grow hair on a woman's chest.
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Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:34 am

If you drank one gallon of Hamm's beer every day you'd be in a coma in a month.

Beer math:
At 1 gallon/day it takes 27.4 YEARS to consume 10,000 gallons.
A million gallons would take 2740 years.

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Its amusing.
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Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:37 am

One million is conservative. It was probably closer to 1,500,000 gallons. He was a heavy beer drinker.

Then he got his first DUI at age 68 no shit. He quit drinking and found religion.
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:45 am

Old Style is a premium beer now. It's kräusened...
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:47 am

aunt betty wrote:If you drank one gallon of Hamm's beer every day you'd be in a coma in a month.

Beer math:
At 1 gallon/day it takes 27.4 YEARS to consume 10,000 gallons.
A million gallons would take 2740 years.

Got any other stories to tell?
Its amusing.

I believed it until you put it in perspective. No way could anyone drink a million gallons of beer.
Now figure this up. How much whiskey does it take to float a battle ship?
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Postby BrewGUN » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:53 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Old Style is a premium beer now. It's kräusened...

Look at you, using your big words, now if 99% of the people here knew what it means I'd be surprised!
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Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:55 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:If you drank one gallon of Hamm's beer every day you'd be in a coma in a month.

Beer math:
At 1 gallon/day it takes 27.4 YEARS to consume 10,000 gallons.
A million gallons would take 2740 years.

Got any other stories to tell?
Its amusing.

I believed it until you put it in perspective. No way could anyone drink a million gallons of beer.
Now figure this up. How much whiskey does it take to float a battle ship?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes_paradox

The "how much to float a shio" is a trick question.

How much whiskey did it take to sink the Exxon Valdez? :)
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Postby gock5 » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:56 am

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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:58 am

BrewGUN wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Old Style is a premium beer now. It's kräusened...

Look at you, using your big words, now if 99% of the people here knew what it means I'd be surprised!


:lol: I only know because that was Old Style's ad campaign a few years ago.

The price went up, and the 30 packs lost 6 of their beers overnight. Had to know what it was!
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Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:58 am

Generic beer. Remeber that? Drank a lot of it. Millions of cans.@
It was brewed by Falstaff. Not bad...lol
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:59 am

aunt betty wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:If you drank one gallon of Hamm's beer every day you'd be in a coma in a month.

Beer math:
At 1 gallon/day it takes 27.4 YEARS to consume 10,000 gallons.
A million gallons would take 2740 years.

Got any other stories to tell?
Its amusing.

I believed it until you put it in perspective. No way could anyone drink a million gallons of beer.
Now figure this up. How much whiskey does it take to float a battle ship?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes_paradox

The "how much to float a shio" is a trick question.

How much whiskey did it take to sink the Exxon Valdez? :)

Just a song reference.
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Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:03 am

Don't forget ILLINI BEER.
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There's some Big Ten history for you.
Same team lost to Missouri (opener) and lost the Rose Bowl as well.
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