What's your gripe?

[Olly]

Low flush toilets.

[Mornin Beef]

Low flush toilets.

You leave a couple swirlin' Bub?

[FlintRiverFowler]

I've got two toilets on my back porch circa 1986... They're yours for the taking.


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[Olly]

No joke save me one.

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[Flightstopper]

Jokes on you, they are the kind that sit one foot off the ground. Tall mans nightmare.

[obxbufflehead]

Put it up on bricks.

[3legged_lab]

Low flush toilets.

No joke. These are counterproductive as I will no doubt have to flush it 3 times making it a useless.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Jokes on you, they are the kind that sit one foot off the ground. Tall mans nightmare.

I'm kinda on the tall side at 6'1" and I prefer the short toilets. Why you may ask ? Bc when you drop a heavy sinker or if you have the squirts the higher toilets are gona splash you with ass water . You might as well just crap yourself and clean it up. Why waste the effort hurrying to the toilet?


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[obxbufflehead]

Jokes on you, they are the kind that sit one foot off the ground. Tall mans nightmare.

I'm kinda on the tall side at 6'1" and I prefer the short toilets. Why you may ask ? Bc when you drop a heavy sinker or if you have the squirts the higher toilets are gona splash you with ass water . You might as well just crap yourself and clean it up. Why waste the effort hurrying to the toilet?


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Because its hard to get up off a low toilet. I'm 6'2" and I like the low ones for the same reason but hate trying to get up fast.

[3legged_lab]

I guess I'm not that picky, as long as its not a public restroom.

[assateague]

Scientific fact- the closer your feet are to the level of your ass, the easier it is to crap. Those high toilets are murder for the old people- they need them because they can't sit down or stand up that far, but with their feet that far down, it's harder for them to poop.

[Goldfish]

Scientific fact- the closer your feet are to the level of your ass, the easier it is to crap. Those high toilets are murder for the old people- they need them because they can't sit down or stand up that far, but with their feet that far down, it's harder for them to poop.

They promote hernias because of this

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[i shoot spoonies]

working for UPS during halloween and the following hollidays. its a fucking nightmare. you do your best to avoid the lil snot nosed brats, but im some lesser areas, you catch yourself swerving ever so slightly, thinking, its for their own good.

[hotrodtoad]

Why do the birds come in when I am in the middle of a piss??

That happened to me yesterday and I only got to shoot one bird after they cleaned up:(

Put some shells in your pocket next time. Or buy a triple barrel.
Why has it been windy and rainy every Thursday and Friday and sunny and calm all weekend for every week of the season so far?

[Bulldog0156]

My new gripe is that the Tigers signed Jim Leyland to another contract. Get rid of him, he sucks!

[Redbeard]

Jokes on you, they are the kind that sit one foot off the ground. Tall mans nightmare.

I'm kinda on the tall side at 6'1" and I prefer the short toilets. Why you may ask ? Bc when you drop a heavy sinker or if you have the squirts the higher toilets are gona splash you with ass water . You might as well just crap yourself and clean it up. Why waste the effort hurrying to the toilet?


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that's called a redneck bidet

[Redbeard]

Scientific fact- the closer your feet are to the level of your ass, the easier it is to crap. Those high toilets are murder for the old people- they need them because they can't sit down or stand up that far, but with their feet that far down, it's harder for them to poop.

yea cause your ass is spread apart when ya squat like that

[i shoot spoonies]

Scientific fact- the closer your feet are to the level of your ass, the easier it is to crap. Those high toilets are murder for the old people- they need them because they can't sit down or stand up that far, but with their feet that far down, it's harder for them to poop.

yea cause your ass is spread apart when ya squat like that

ah, so thats why BLKs wife always wants me on the bottom

[Bootlipkiller]

Scientific fact- the closer your feet are to the level of your ass, the easier it is to crap. Those high toilets are murder for the old people- they need them because they can't sit down or stand up that far, but with their feet that far down, it's harder for them to poop.

yea cause your ass is spread apart when ya squat like that

ah, so thats why BLKs wife always wants me on the bottom

Dude if your nailing my wife as much as you say you do can you at least start paying a few of the bills and leave a fresh bottle of whiskey in the freezer for me you worthless piece of sh!t.

[Baysider]

Why do people get on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, drive 80mph and then hit the tunnel and go 25. Then they speed back up so you cant pass them and get in the way once again in the second tunnel. Ive wanted to send them off the bridge since I could drive.

[assateague]

That's why I just never cross to the mainland.

[Baysider]

I try not to but my Grandma has been in ICU for 2 weeks now. Going to visit her has been great but getting there has been hell on my blood pressure. Never fails to happen either. I dont care if you're one of two cars. That other car is going to be that guy.

[assateague]

Oooh, that sucks. Prayers sent, brother, both for your grandma, and for your sanity with the traffic as you go to visit her and help her.

[Baysider]

Thanks man.

[i shoot spoonies]

Scientific fact- the closer your feet are to the level of your ass, the easier it is to crap. Those high toilets are murder for the old people- they need them because they can't sit down or stand up that far, but with their feet that far down, it's harder for them to poop.

yea cause your ass is spread apart when ya squat like that

ah, so thats why BLKs wife always wants me on the bottom

Dude if your nailing my wife as much as you say you do can you at least start paying a few of the bills and leave a fresh bottle of whiskey in the freezer for me you worthless piece of sh!t.

i do leave whiskey, but ive gotta use is as a disinfectant afterward

[Redbeard]

Hey hey now you Spoondoggies are violating WTN's #1 rule

[i shoot spoonies]

Hey hey now you Spoondoggies are violating WTN's #1 rule

tho shalt not lie about fucking another mans wife, and actually fuck her?

[Redbeard]

Thou shalt not even mention another mans wife, be it in a lustful manner or not, without feeling the counselor's wrath

[obxbufflehead]

Thou shalt not even mention another mans wife, be it in a lustful manner or not, without feeling the counselor's wrath

You forgot the kids.

[Olly]

Thou shalt not even mention another mans wife, be it in a lustful manner or not, without the first man getting bent out of shape no matter how wrong/stupid the 2nd man was.

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