The new comforter is in..

by **ManlyMan** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:37 am

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by **Rick** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:41 am

Thank goodness. We were getting pretty concerned.

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:54 am

Something definitely wrong when a guy with the handle "Manly Man" posting pics of his new comforter.

by **aunt betty** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:57 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Something definitely wrong when a guy with the handle "Manly Man" posting pics of his new comforter.

I don't think I've ever used the word "comforter" in a sentence before. Did I spell it right?

by **huntall6** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:09 am

Don't let the ol lady near it after a night of drinking!! Don't need her ruining this duvet as well....

by **Redbeard** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:10 am

First time you don't get your way, beat off on her comforter

by **QH's Paw** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:35 am

I hope, for your sake, it is hypoallergenic. :roll:

by **Bulldog0156** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:01 pm

I still think ManlyMan is playing the long con, how did she not have an issue with the duvet before they moved in together? Did she not ever sleep over? There are too many holes in this story...

by **RonE** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:41 pm

Got any "love stains" on it yet? Surely, you've taken it for a test drive.

Next time, get out of bed, wipe you dick on the drapes and tell her that you are concerned about soiling the comforter.

by **waterfowlman** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:44 pm

RonE wrote:Got any "love stains" on it yet? Surely, you've taken it for a test drive.

Next time, get out of bed, wipe you dick on the drapes and tell her that you are concerned about soiling the comforter.

I concur with this solid advice.

by **assateague** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:33 pm

That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

by **WisconsinWaterfowler** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:39 pm

assateague wrote:That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

Damn! That's a nice chili ring.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:40 pm

*Cinnamon ring

by **3legged_lab** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:43 pm

assateague wrote:That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

Haha

by **WisconsinWaterfowler** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:53 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:*Cinnamon ring

Cinnamon ring, chili ring, fartbox all the same thing.

by **AKPirate** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:55 pm

Docs gonna have to get a new comforter now

by **WisconsinWaterfowler** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:31 pm

The color didn't match the walls anyways.

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:56 am

assateague wrote:That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

Prolapsed

by **assateague** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:57 am

by **Woody** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:06 am

How do you two know what a prolapsed butt hole looks like?

by **assateague** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:08 am

Pictures.

by **assateague** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:08 am

I'll post a few, if you want validation.

by **Woody** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:09 am

assateague wrote:I'll post a few, if you want validation.

No, I am quite alright without knowing.

by **huntall6** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:17 am

So doc, you got a comforter set, what did the lady get? A chainsaw??

by **ducks~n~bucks** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:34 am

huntall6 wrote:So doc, you got a comforter set, what did the lady get? A chainsaw??

A nice set of balls to go right in her purse.

by **vincentpa** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:45 am

Redbeard wrote:First time you don't get your way, beat off on her comforter

That should be the first thing he does. I could just picture the future Mrs. Coming home to Manly Man naked rubbing one out on "his" new comforter. The look on her face would be priceless. That could be the true test of her feelings for him. If she stays after witnessing that act, she truly loves him. Who knows? She might take the opportunity to show her hidden wild side and join in. It could be a win-win scenario.

by **Tomkat** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:00 pm

At least its not pink