Favorite waterfowl

[assateague]

A girls diet affects how she tastes, no reason it wouldn't be the same for a duck.

:lol::lol:
Mmmmm, strawberry twizzlers.

Oh for fuck sake.lol

I gave myself and honest-to-God, heartfelt "for fuck's sake" today. Had a pitcher catching the water dripping from my pressure relief valve on the water heater, about an inch below full up. Dragged the hose in to drain the heater, replaced the valve, refilled, cleaned up the mess from the dirty garden hose I pulled all through the house, and then what is the last, the very last, thing I do? Knock that motherfucking pitcher over all over the kitchen floor.

Vocally muttered "for fuck's sake", then realized what I said out loud to myself and started chuckling.

[GadwallGetter530]

A girls diet affects how she tastes, no reason it wouldn't be the same for a duck.

:lol::lol:
Mmmmm, strawberry twizzlers.

Oh for fuck sake.lol

I gave myself and honest-to-God, heartfelt "for fuck's sake" today. Had a pitcher catching the water dripping from my pressure relief valve on the water heater, about an inch below full up. Dragged the hose in to drain the heater, replaced the valve, refilled, cleaned up the mess from the dirty garden hose I pulled all through the house, and then what is the last, the very last, thing I do? Knock that motherfucking pitcher over all over the kitchen floor.

Vocally muttered "for fuck's sake", then realized what I said out loud to myself and started chuckling.

Hahaha awesome. Lol

[jarbo03]

I chuckled when the neighbor gave me a "for fucks sake." Happened when she found out that I hadn't been to the best burger joints in town because I told her I don't pay somebody for food when I can kill it myself.
















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[aunt betty]

I chuckled when the neighbor gave me a "for fucks sake." Happened when she found out that I hadn't been to the best burger joints in town because I told her I don't pay somebody for food when I can kill it myself.

You have a female neighbor who says, "for fucks sake" and taz aint humping her leg?
Something is seriously wrong here, I feel a tremor in the force...as if millions of lives had suddenly been extinguished.
















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[Rick]

Who said Taz isn't humping her?

[aunt betty]

Who said Taz isn't humping her?

My first lab was... you name it, he'd hump it, piss on it, shit on it, or kill it. Four options, pick one.

[Eric Haynes]

Who said Taz isn't humping her?

My first lab was... you name it, he'd hump it, piss on it, shit on it, or kill it. Four options, pick one.

I guess retrieve it wasn't something he knew.

[Rick]

When I had my first Chessie, Bud, most of our hunting was done laying out in big white spreads for geese. No layout blinds in those days, just Army surplus sleeping pads to lay on and white parkas for camo. Don't remember what I was doing out in the spread one morning, when I heard a woman hunter in the party holler, "Give it to me, Big Boy!" and turned around to see ol' Bud humping away on her. Even if she hadn't been a looker, I'd of fallen in love with her then and there for attitude alone.

[gila-river]

When I had my first Chessie, Bud, most of our hunting was done laying out in big white spreads for geese. No layout blinds in those days, just Army surplus sleeping pads to lay on and white parkas for camo. Don't remember what I was doing out in the spread one morning, when I heard a woman hunter in the party holler, "Give it to me, Big Boy!" and turned around to see ol' Bud humping away on her. Even if she hadn't been a looker, I'd of fallen in love with her then and there for attitude alone.

Hahahaha. Good stuff.

[aunt betty]

Who said Taz isn't humping her?

My first lab was... you name it, he'd hump it, piss on it, shit on it, or kill it. Four options, pick one.

I guess retrieve it wasn't something he knew.

That dog pointed and retrieved too but did really like to poop on your stuff. Didn't want to seem like I was acting all whatever n shit.
His name was Blackie, he was an asshole, don't get offended.

[jarbo03]

When I had my first Chessie, Bud, most of our hunting was done laying out in big white spreads for geese. No layout blinds in those days, just Army surplus sleeping pads to lay on and white parkas for camo. Don't remember what I was doing out in the spread one morning, when I heard a woman hunter in the party holler, "Give it to me, Big Boy!" and turned around to see ol' Bud humping away on her. Even if she hadn't been a looker, I'd of fallen in love with her then and there for attitude alone.

Ha. Definitely keeper material.


While Taz is very randy around female dogs, to the point of air humping. He knows who the alpha is, but he gets his licks in by clicking their feet.

[aunt betty]

When I had my first Chessie, Bud, most of our hunting was done laying out in big white spreads for geese. No layout blinds in those days, just Army surplus sleeping pads to lay on and white parkas for camo. Don't remember what I was doing out in the spread one morning, when I heard a woman hunter in the party holler, "Give it to me, Big Boy!" and turned around to see ol' Bud humping away on her. Even if she hadn't been a looker, I'd of fallen in love with her then and there for attitude alone.

Ha. Definitely keeper material.


While Taz is very randy around female dogs, to the point of air humping. He knows who the alpha is, but he gets his licks in by clicking their feet.

What about licking the back of somebody's knee? Have seen a couple dogs do that and mine was one of them. We talked about it and nobody could come up with a definite answer other than 1. The dog likes that person or 2. it was salty and sweaty there. mmmm

Not sure wtf is going on there. yuck, either way.

[Flightstopper]

When I had my first Chessie, Bud, most of our hunting was done laying out in big white spreads for geese. No layout blinds in those days, just Army surplus sleeping pads to lay on and white parkas for camo. Don't remember what I was doing out in the spread one morning, when I heard a woman hunter in the party holler, "Give it to me, Big Boy!" and turned around to see ol' Bud humping away on her. Even if she hadn't been a looker, I'd of fallen in love with her then and there for attitude alone.

Haha

[aunt betty]

When I had my first Chessie, Bud, most of our hunting was done laying out in big white spreads for geese. No layout blinds in those days, just Army surplus sleeping pads to lay on and white parkas for camo. Don't remember what I was doing out in the spread one morning, when I heard a woman hunter in the party holler, "Give it to me, Big Boy!" and turned around to see ol' Bud humping away on her. Even if she hadn't been a looker, I'd of fallen in love with her then and there for attitude alone.

For Canada geese I built semi-permanent layout blinds out of chicken wire and corn stalks or whatever. Killed a lot of geese and have never owned a layout blind.

[vincentpa]

I like shooting dumb geese.

[rebelp74]

I like shooting dumb geese.

Word, I have no prejudice. Except wood ducks, I get tired of shooting those bastards.

[Goldfish]

I like shooting dumb geese.

Word, I have no prejudice. Except wood ducks, I get tired of shooting those bastards.

Shut your whore mouth

[R. Chapman]

I like shooting dumb geese.

Word, I have no prejudice. Except wood ducks, I get tired of shooting those bastards.

Shut your whore mouth

You shut your dirty, whorish mouth!

[Goldfish]

I like shooting dumb geese.

Word, I have no prejudice. Except wood ducks, I get tired of shooting those bastards.

Shut your whore mouth

You shut your dirty, whorish mouth!

go to bed

[rebelp74]

I like shooting dumb geese.

Word, I have no prejudice. Except wood ducks, I get tired of shooting those bastards.

Shut your whore mouth

You shut your dirty, whorish mouth!

Well that was completely unnecessary