Assa's epic flight!

[Goldfish]

Flint. Seriously. Where are my cigarettes.

They got "auctioned" off with all the other crap thrown about. Right now some tiny old Asian lady is smoking them while stirring her duck soup

[assateague]

Fucking chinamen.

[assateague]

I had 6 packs of smokes when I got in that plane. My suitcase is not that big, and I can only find one.

[assateague]

And my suitcase stinks of mouse shit or peanuts. I'm not sure which.

[Goldfish]

Did you get one of the "you bag has been inspected" tags inside it?

[DC727]

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[Glimmerjim]

Why do I have umlauts over my Os?

That happens when the NSA taps into someone specific. This wasn't a dry run for a plane "falling" on Obama's neighborhood in Chicago was it? Glad you're OK buddy!

[assateague]

I should've just asked the NSA what was up with my fonts in the first place. Thanks for the reminder!

[The Duck Hammer]

I had 6 packs of smokes when I got in that plane. My suitcase is not that big, and I can only find one.

A TSA agent is smoking his free cigarettes right now.

[assateague]

It may be that I've had a few bourbons. I'm always happy to blame the TSA for anything, but I'll have to look a little closer in the morning.

[assateague]

By "a few", I mean "a lot".

[Glimmerjim]

By "a few", I mean "a lot".

Don't we all? I don't think I've ever seen a fall-down drunk on "Cops" that ever had more than two beers!

[The Duck Hammer]

By "a few", I mean "a lot".

And by a lot you mean $50 worth. Right?

[3legged_lab]

Jim, I dőnt knôw where yöur smœkes are but thøse last few põsts cracked me üp.

[Glimmerjim]

I had 6 packs of smokes when I got in that plane. My suitcase is not that big, and I can only find one.

The NSA is testing them as we speak for traces of explosive material and/or Muslim DNA.

[capt1972]

Jim, I dőnt knôw where yöur smœkes are but thøse last few põsts cracked me üp.

[FlintRiverFowler]

AT, you lost six packs of america spirits? That's enough to buy a bottle of Jim beam on room service in your hotel.

[assateague]

AT, you lost six packs of america spirits? That's enough to buy a bottle of Jim beam on room service in your hotel.

Almost. $45. I looked everywhere this morning and can't find those sonsabitches.

[assateague]

By "a few", I mean "a lot".

And by a lot you mean $50 worth. Right?

Nope. Me and my boss got our hands on the temporarily unattended roll of drink tickets at the function we were at. Free all night long, so my $50 booze allotment carries over to today. I have to drink $100 tonight.

[DeadEye_Dan]

You should know better than to travel with valuables

[FlintRiverFowler]

AT, you lost six packs of america spirits? That's enough to buy a bottle of Jim beam on room service in your hotel.

Almost. $45. I looked everywhere this morning and can't find those sonsabitches.

Some TSA bastard has them.
Cigs are way higher in Florida too. Maybe not higher than MD but higher than in Ga for sure.

[flight control]

AT, you lost six packs of america spirits? That's enough to buy a bottle of Jim beam on room service in your hotel.

Almost. $45. I looked everywhere this morning and can't find those sonsabitches.

Six packs of smokes for 45$? That's not bad. The cheap ones here went up to almost 12$ a pack in December. That was it for me.

[assateague]

Ouch. Mine are $7.40, and that's about $1 more than "regular" brands.

[aunt betty]

I quit smoking when it was $1.25 a pack.
Think of all them dollars I saved...AT? What's stopping you? Maybe God hid your cigs. Maybe He's trying to show you the way to "find" a new retainer.

[assateague]

I said I would quit when they hit $2 a pack. Then $3. Then $4. And so on. Fuck it, we all gotta die someday.

[RonE]

I said I would quit when they hit $2 a pack. Then $3. Then $4. And so on. Fuck it, we all gotta die someday.

I was rolling my own before I quit, a lot cheaper and better tobacco. It was also Mas Macho!

[RonE]

I said I would quit when they hit $2 a pack. Then $3. Then $4. And so on. Fuck it, we all gotta die someday.

I was rolling my own before I quit, a lot cheaper and better tobacco. It was also Mas Macho! And, just as glamorous as smoking in general.

Sometimes when you're driving along, notice smokers in other cars.........Most of them look pretty cool, some even down right glamorous. Look also at other smokers teef and hands, you cannot buy makeup that looks as realistic as nicotine stains nor can you buy perfume or cologne as attractive as stale tobacco smoke.

I quit over 7 years ago and still wake up occasionally wanting a smoke.

[flight control]

Fuck it, we all gotta die someday.

I've still got my vices, and all the smoking I did might still kill me, but it wasn't worth 12 bucks a pack.

[Olly]

I said I would quit when they hit $2 a pack. Then $3. Then $4. And so on. Fuck it, we all gotta die someday.

I was rolling my own before I quit, a lot cheaper and better tobacco. It was also Mas Macho! And, just as glamorous as smoking in general.

Sometimes when you're driving along, notice smokers in other cars.........Most of them look pretty cool, some even down right glamorous. Look also at other smokers teef and hands, you cannot buy makeup that looks as realistic as nicotine stains nor can you buy perfume or cologne as attractive as stale tobacco smoke.

I quit over 7 years ago and still wake up occasionally wanting a smoke.

You quit smoking at 63? Seems like at that point I'd just keep on enjoying the cool freshing feeling from a smoke. It's been 3 years since I quit and I still find myself thinking about smoking.

[Goldfish]

It's just cigarettes