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Re: Announcement time

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 07, 2014 1:56 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Did you not know? I don't know anyone that waits anymore...


We didn't find out until delivery for any of ours

It wouldn't bother me but it would drive my wife insane
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Re: Announcement time

Postby one2many » Wed May 07, 2014 2:23 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Did you not know? I don't know anyone that waits anymore...


We didn't find out until delivery for any of ours

It wouldn't bother me but it would drive my wife insane

we waited until birth. if it was a girl she got to pick the name and if it was a boy i would get to pick the name...so Manfred was a no go :cry:
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Deltaman » Wed May 07, 2014 3:13 pm

Congrats Tripod, and Welcome Easton Reed!!!!!!!!
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Glimmerjim » Wed May 07, 2014 3:44 pm

3legged_lab wrote: We were in a store and someone asked what I hoped the baby would be, I think she meant boy or girl, but I said I dont care I just hope its black. My wife didnt think it was funny.

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Re: Announcement time

Postby bill herian » Wed May 07, 2014 4:30 pm

Glad I stopped in.

Good stuff buddy! :beer:
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Re: Announcement time

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 07, 2014 4:38 pm

bill herian wrote:Glad I stopped in.

Dont forget to send the monthly check.
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Re: Announcement time

Postby JGUN » Wed May 07, 2014 6:32 pm

Congratulations!
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Re: Announcement time

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 07, 2014 6:43 pm

Thanks again guys.
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Flightstopper » Wed May 07, 2014 6:49 pm

Have y'all already picked out a name for number 7?
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Redbeard » Wed May 07, 2014 6:50 pm

Let the jokes resume!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Announcement time

Postby waterfowlman » Wed May 07, 2014 7:02 pm

Redbeard wrote:Let the jokes resume!


I was thinking about mentioning something about a baseball team but decided not to.
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Re: Announcement time

Postby AKPirate » Wed May 07, 2014 7:12 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Let the jokes resume!


I was thinking about mentioning something about a baseball team but decided not to.


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Re: Announcement time

Postby Olly » Wed May 07, 2014 7:44 pm

AKPirate wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Let the jokes resume!


I was thinking about mentioning something about a baseball team but decided not to.


JR and Red should look into 2 for 1 specials on vasectomies


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Announcement time

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 07, 2014 8:22 pm

Flightstopper wrote:Have y'all already picked out a name for number 7?

Fuck you!
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Flightstopper » Wed May 07, 2014 8:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:Have y'all already picked out a name for number 7?

Fuck you!


Haha!
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Redbeard » Wed May 07, 2014 8:30 pm

AKPirate wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Let the jokes resume!


I was thinking about mentioning something about a baseball team but decided not to.


JR and Red should look into 2 for 1 specials on vasectomies
only if he holds my hand
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Announcement time

Postby AKPirate » Wed May 07, 2014 8:32 pm

Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Let the jokes resume!


I was thinking about mentioning something about a baseball team but decided not to.


JR and Red should look into 2 for 1 specials on vasectomies
only if he holds my hand


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Re: Announcement time

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 07, 2014 10:49 pm

Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Let the jokes resume!


I was thinking about mentioning something about a baseball team but decided not to.


JR and Red should look into 2 for 1 specials on vasectomies
only if he holds my hand

I dont know, sounds scary.
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Glimmerjim » Thu May 08, 2014 2:56 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Thanks guys but the congrats all go to momma, she did all the work - I didnt do ****.


Don't sell yourself short. She only had one egg, you had millions of olympic swimmers.

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Re: Announcement time

Postby vincentpa » Thu May 08, 2014 3:50 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Let the jokes resume!


I was thinking about mentioning something about a baseball team but decided not to.


JR and Red should look into 2 for 1 specials on vasectomies
only if he holds my hand

I dont know, sounds scary.


Did you sign up for WICS yet? You probably qualify now.
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Re: Announcement time

Postby Bulldog0156 » Fri May 09, 2014 9:42 pm

3legged_lab wrote:We were in a store and someone asked what I hoped the baby would be, I think she meant boy or girl, but I said I dont care I just hope its black. My wife didnt think it was funny.

I wanted to make the joke right away but I wasn't sure how it would be taken... :lol:
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Re: Announcement time

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri May 09, 2014 9:45 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:We were in a store and someone asked what I hoped the baby would be, I think she meant boy or girl, but I said I dont care I just hope its black. My wife didnt think it was funny.

I wanted to make the joke right away but I wasn't sure how it would be taken... :lol:

I heard it somewhere and thought it was funny, my wife hit me.
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