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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Goldfish » Fri May 09, 2014 12:47 pm

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Re: Mothers Day

Postby assateague » Fri May 09, 2014 4:26 pm

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assateague wrote:I got her a new washer and dryer. I'm serious.

You over-spent. Shoulda got the washer and held out on the dryer til her birthday.



They were a used set. $300 for the pair.



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Re: Mothers Day

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 09, 2014 4:36 pm

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Re: Mothers Day

Postby aunt betty » Fri May 09, 2014 5:00 pm

We have the same washing machine AT.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri May 09, 2014 5:50 pm

Must have been a good year. I have the same as well
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri May 09, 2014 5:55 pm

assateague wrote:
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assateague wrote:I got her a new washer and dryer. I'm serious.

You over-spent. Shoulda got the washer and held out on the dryer til her birthday.



They were a used set. $300 for the pair.



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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Olly » Sat May 10, 2014 12:21 am

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:I got her a new washer and dryer. I'm serious.

You over-spent. Shoulda got the washer and held out on the dryer til her birthday.



They were a used set. $300 for the pair.



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Washers and dryers are something you never buy new. They do not hold their value at all and no matter how fancy they get ALL they do is wash clothes. I got mine for $300 or so for the pair and they are very new models.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby aunt betty » Sat May 10, 2014 7:43 am

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:I got her a new washer and dryer. I'm serious.

You over-spent. Shoulda got the washer and held out on the dryer til her birthday.



They were a used set. $300 for the pair.



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Washers and dryers are something you never buy new. They do not hold their value at all and no matter how fancy they get ALL they do is wash clothes. I got mine for $300 or so for the pair and they are very new models.

I agree. My daughter paid a shitload for the fancy space-age washer and dryer...
Turns out the washer is so tightly built it has problems with mold and mildew unless you use special products.

This is where we agree Olly.
Don't run out and buy the newest, latest, greatest, techno-gadgetry. You will regret it if you do and kiss a lot of money goodbye.
Wait a few years and see if it gets discontinued or recalled. Read online reviews.
Buy used. :)
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby RonE » Sat May 10, 2014 1:33 pm

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,

"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out,

"Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

Bet you thought this was going to be a tearjerker.



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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Woody » Sun May 11, 2014 12:39 pm

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GadwallGetter530 wrote:Doing the usual. I take my two sisters and mom out to a fancy dancy brunch on mothers day. They love it.


Did you say two sisters? :grin:

Not a chance fatty.


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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun May 11, 2014 12:52 pm

Doing what's becoming the norm for us on Mother's Day.

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Last year was a miscarriage, today might be baby time.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Tiler_J » Sun May 11, 2014 12:54 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Doing what's becoming the norm for us on Mother's Day.

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Last year was a miscarriage, today might be baby time.

Good luck FF, hope everything is ok. Let us know how it goes.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun May 11, 2014 12:57 pm

Thanks. I'm thinking it's a false alarm, but we'll see.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 11, 2014 1:06 pm

Good luck man!
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby QH's Paw » Sun May 11, 2014 1:21 pm

Good luck FF.
That would be an awesome mother's day gift.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Woody » Sun May 11, 2014 1:23 pm

Good luck FF!
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun May 11, 2014 1:38 pm

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby AKPirate » Sun May 11, 2014 2:41 pm

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Re: Mothers Day

Postby 3geese4me » Sun May 11, 2014 3:05 pm

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Made this for my wife today. She wants me now.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby WisconsinWaterfowler » Sun May 11, 2014 3:36 pm

3geese4me wrote:
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Made this for my wife today. She wants me now.

At first I thought they were turkey tracks and then I thought it was a dick and now I realize that you meant to make an arrow.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby capt1972 » Sun May 11, 2014 3:39 pm

WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
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Made this for my wife today. She wants me now.

At first I thought they were turkey tracks and then I thought it was a dick and now I realize that you meant to make an arrow.

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Re: Mothers Day

Postby 3geese4me » Sun May 11, 2014 4:49 pm

WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
3geese4me wrote:
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Made this for my wife today. She wants me now.

At first I thought they were turkey tracks and then I thought it was a dick and now I realize that you meant to make an arrow.

I got the same responses on Facebook lol.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby aunt betty » Sun May 11, 2014 5:33 pm

For mothers day I made the wife pizza. Put cheese on the bottom, then the meat and veggies, followed by more cheese and finally the sauce.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby assateague » Sun May 11, 2014 7:13 pm

When your wife slams the set of French doors so hard they go inside out, you know it's a successful Mother's Day.
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby Flightstopper » Sun May 11, 2014 7:17 pm

assateague wrote:When your wife slams the set of French doors so hard they go inside out, you know it's a successful Mother's Day.


Sounds like your winning. You call her a gypsy again? :lol:
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Mothers Day

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun May 11, 2014 7:40 pm

I'll bet he went with the "C" word...
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby aunt betty » Sun May 11, 2014 7:45 pm

What kind of voo-doo gypsy curse she put on ya this time jaime?
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby waterfowlman » Sun May 11, 2014 7:48 pm

assateague wrote:When your wife slams the set of French doors so hard they go inside out, you know it's a successful Mother's Day.


Dinner budget run over cost? :lol:
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby gila-river » Sun May 11, 2014 7:58 pm

Took the wife shopping at the outlet stores for mommas day, they were all out of fresh white ones. I will check back next week:
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Re: Mothers Day

Postby flight control » Sun May 11, 2014 8:00 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.
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