Mothers Day

[flight control]

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

I'm in trouble. I'm on the verge of my second girl. Her sister has two girls, and my brother has two girls. The oldest is mine at almost 3. The mamas will be earning their day for years to come.

[3legged_lab]

I'll bet he went with the "C" word...

The nuclear option??

[Tiler_J]

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

I'm in trouble. I'm on the verge of my second girl. Her sister has two girls, and my brother has two girls. The oldest is mine at almost 3. The mamas will be earning their day for years to come.

I see a lot of screaming girls in your future. Good luck!

[3geese4me]

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

I'm in trouble. I'm on the verge of my second girl. Her sister has two girls, and my brother has two girls. The oldest is mine at almost 3. The mamas will be earning their day for years to come.

I see a lot of screaming girls in your future. Good luck!

I'm glad my first and only child was a boy. I couldn't handle 2 women in this house.

[assateague]

When your wife slams the set of French doors so hard they go inside out, you know it's a successful Mother's Day.

Dinner budget run over cost?

Nah, this was 100% kids. I was just an innocent bystander.

[capt1972]

I'll bet he went with the "C" word...

The nuclear option??

Must have hit the launch button and got wiped of the face of the interwebz.

[RonE]

When your wife slams the set of French doors so hard they go inside out, you know it's a successful Mother's Day.

Dinner budget run over cost?

Nah, this was 100% kids. I was just an innocent bystander.

When your wife is pissed, you are never innocent and you are never a bystander. It's your fucking fault and don't ever forget that.

[aunt betty]

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

I'm in trouble. I'm on the verge of my second girl. Her sister has two girls, and my brother has two girls. The oldest is mine at almost 3. The mamas will be earning their day for years to come.

Three women, one man, you're doomed to be a sit-down pisser. Being outnumbered...sucks.

[flight control]

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

I'm in trouble. I'm on the verge of my second girl. Her sister has two girls, and my brother has two girls. The oldest is mine at almost 3. The mamas will be earning their day for years to come.

Three women, one man, you're doomed to be a sit-down pisser. Being outnumbered...sucks.

Nonsense. I'm outnumbered three to one at home. You just need to stand up and piss all over their stuff every once in a while to assert your dominance.

[aunt betty]

Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

I'm in trouble. I'm on the verge of my second girl. Her sister has two girls, and my brother has two girls. The oldest is mine at almost 3. The mamas will be earning their day for years to come.

Three women, one man, you're doomed to be a sit-down pisser. Being outnumbered...sucks.

Nonsense. I'm outnumbered three to one at home. You just need to stand up and piss all over their stuff every once in a while to assert your dominance.

What are you...like 19?
Wait til your girls are teenagers. Talk to AT about it.

[assateague]

Oooofff.

[flight control]

[quote="Feelin' Fowl"]Thanks boys. The baby flipped and seems to have decided she's not ready yet. We'll be heading home.

If you start letting her run the show now, you'll be screwed when she's a teenager. I say you reach in there and show her who's in charge.

I'm in trouble. I'm on the verge of my second girl. Her sister has two girls, and my brother has two girls. The oldest is mine at almost 3. The mamas will be earning their day for years to come.

Three women, one man, you're doomed to be a sit-down pisser. Being outnumbered...sucks.

Nonsense. I'm outnumbered three to one at home. You just need to stand up and piss all over their stuff every once in a while to assert your dominance.

What are you...like 19?
Wait til your girls are teenagers. Talk to AT about it. [/quote]
I'm 29 with two daughters. By the time they are teenagers, they'll know enough to fear the stream of urine.

- HEY! You're not going anywhere dressed like that
- I'm 14 and I know everything and you need to respect my personal choices
-Respect this (urinate all over questionable outfit)

[assateague]

I need to try that. Because nothing else seems to work. Although it'll be tough to find "attitude" so I can piss on it and fix it.

[flight control]

I need to try that. Because nothing else seems to work. Although it'll be tough to find "attitude" so I can piss on it and fix it.

I say you just start pissing. Sooner or later you'll find the attitude adjuster.

[aunt betty]

I need to try that. Because nothing else seems to work. Although it'll be tough to find "attitude" so I can piss on it and fix it.

When you find the little voodoo doll, the one she keeps hidden, and looks like you...made from bits of your clothes, hair, and fingernail clippings... might not be too good idea to piss on it.
Awww fuck it...50/50 will protect you.