making Iowans

[one2many]

http://whotv.com/2014/05/13/sash-arrest ... ter-chase/

The Oskaloosa Police Department says a former Hawkeye football star was arrested over the weekend after a scooter chase.
Twenty-five-year-old Tyler Sash was arrested early Sunday morning. Police say an officer tried to pullover Sash at 1:27 a.m. in the southeast part of Oskaloosa because he was driving a scooter with no lights on. Sash didn’t pull over and then ditched the scooter, running from police.
When police found Sash hiding behind a tree he initially refused their orders to surrender. Police say he resisted when officers tried to put him in handcuffs and officers tased him and took him into custody.
Sash admitted to having six drinks within an hour but refused to take a field sobriety test. He is charged with public intoxication and interference with official acts.
Sash played three seasons with the Hawkeyes but declared for the NFL draft before his senior year. He was cut by the New York Giants last August.

from what i heard he was hiding behind a tree and the cops yelled at him that they could see him and he shouted out: no you cant"
also yuo shouted "don't taze me bro" i think he was on the NY Giants team when they won the Super Bowl

[one2many]

shit.... title was to be making iowans proud

[ohioduck]

You know what Iowa stands for

Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around

[aunt betty]

You know what Iowa stands for

Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around

Why do ducks fly upside down over OHIO?

[Woody]

and Ohio stands for
Fagot

[aunt betty]

They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.

[Tiler_J]

They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.

Haha! Oh my god! That is so funny! Did you make that one up? Good job!


What was the sarcasm sign again? @? #? Fuck it. @&$)(;:/-.,?!'[]{}}#%^^*=•¥£€><~||\_.' It's got to be one of those.

[aunt betty]

They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.

Haha! Oh my god! That is so funny! Did you make that one up? Good job!


What was the sarcasm sign again? @? #? Fuck it. @&$)(;:/-.,?!'[]{}}#%^^*=•¥£€><~||\_.' It's got to be one of those.

Na, just googled Ohio jokes and it was like the fifth one down. lol

[Tiler_J]

They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.

Haha! Oh my god! That is so funny! Did you make that one up? Good job!


What was the sarcasm sign again? @? #? Fuck it. @&$)(;:/-.,?!'[]{}}#%^^*=•¥£€><~||\_.' It's got to be one of those.

Na, just googled Ohio jokes and it was like the fifth one down. lol

Hahaha!! Awesome Betty!

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

Hahahaha

[Feelin' Fowl]

I haven't heard that one, and will be using it!

[ohioduck]

AHAHA. One for betty

Q: What did the Illinois female say after sex?

A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

[Feelin' Fowl]

AHAHA. One for betty

Q: What did the Illinois female say after sex?

A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Where's a tomato to throw? That was terrible' (almost as bad as this one)

[Tiler_J]

AHAHA. One for betty

Q: What did the Illinois female say after sex?

A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[DeadEye_Dan]

The toothbrush was invented in Ohio.






If it had been created anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

[aunt betty]

The toothbrush was invented in Ohio.






If it had been created anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

Ha!

[3legged_lab]

The toothbrush was invented in Ohio.






If it had been created anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

Thats an old Arkansas joke.

[one2many]

do you know why its so windy in Iowa?



it because Minnesota sucks and Missouri blows

[ohioduck]

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

A: Prom

[one2many]

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

A: Prom

i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses

[gila-river]

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

A: Prom

i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses

Used to do it all the time taking a chopper down south of the farm. Only one place to get lunch along the way.

[one2many]

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

A: Prom

i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses

Used to do it all the time taking a chopper down south of the farm. Only one place to get lunch along the way.

when we are chopping half the guys stop in one town the rest stop in a different town.its pretty cool seeing all the dump trucks lined up on main street
funniest thing i seen was down in an Amish/Mennonite area there was a horse and buggy tied up outside a NAPA

[gila-river]

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

A: Prom

i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses

Used to do it all the time taking a chopper down south of the farm. Only one place to get lunch along the way.

when we are chopping half the guys stop in one town the rest stop in a different town.its pretty cool seeing all the dump trucks lined up on main street
funniest thing i seen was down in an Amish/Mennonite area there was a horse and buggy tied up outside a NAPA

[assateague]

Once are at a Mennonite restaurant in Yoder, KS. As we were leaving, our waitress came out the kitchen door, hopped on a tractor parked in the back lot, and drove off through "town".

[Woody]

Once are at a Mennonite restaurant in Yoder, KS. As we were leaving, our waitress came out the kitchen door, hopped on a tractor parked in the back lot, and drove off through "town".

[one2many]

Once are at a Mennonite restaurant in Yoder, KS. As we were leaving, our waitress came out the kitchen door, hopped on a tractor parked in the back lot, and drove off through "town".

thats awesome

[aunt betty]

Lake Shelbyville is near an Amish community.
Went fishing there and saw a sign on a fence saying worms for sale so I drove up to this house that had three baseball teams worth of Amish kids in the yard. They scurried into the house real quick..."ENGLISHER! "

After a few minutes the worm salesman (sinner) came out and sold me my worms.

They really should write the damned signs in fucking German if they don't want to sell us worms or Amish furniture.

[ohioduck]

I buy worms off a ex-amish guy.( I won't buy from the amish) .buck a dozen. big night crawlers too.

[one2many]

Lake Shelbyville is near an Amish community.
Went fishing there and saw a sign on a fence saying worms for sale so I drove up to this house that had three baseball teams worth of Amish kids in the yard. They scurried into the house real quick..."ENGLISHER! "

After a few minutes the worm salesman (sinner) came out and sold me my worms.

They really should write the damned signs in fucking German if they don't want to sell us worms or Amish furniture.

how do you know he was a sinner? most around me have signs in Deutsch and English .
i dont think there is anything more enjoyable to a hook and eye then to take money from the English

[one2many]

I buy worms off a ex-amish guy.( I won't buy from the amish) .buck a dozen. big night crawlers too.

i dont even know if thats a good price or not