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"Face Exfoliator"

Postby ManlyMan » Thu May 15, 2014 8:45 pm

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Postby Woody » Thu May 15, 2014 8:52 pm

New plug?
Have you ever wondered why your dick still looks brand new, but your face is starting to look like an aging pirate?
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 15, 2014 8:57 pm

Are you asking or telling what it is?
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Postby waterfowlman » Thu May 15, 2014 8:57 pm

You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
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"Face Exfoliator"

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 15, 2014 9:00 pm

waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby waterfowlman » Thu May 15, 2014 9:03 pm

Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

Bingo! :lol: :lol:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 15, 2014 9:03 pm

Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu May 15, 2014 9:07 pm

That's real hot Doc.
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 15, 2014 9:07 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby AKPirate » Thu May 15, 2014 9:08 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?
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Postby Woody » Thu May 15, 2014 9:10 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.
Have you ever wondered why your dick still looks brand new, but your face is starting to look like an aging pirate?
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 15, 2014 9:10 pm

Thats the only way to fly, otherwise it tickles your nose.
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Postby waterfowlman » Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm

Doc
With all due respect, if someone gave me one of those things, I probably use it to polish my leather boots.
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?
bout half and half or 50/50
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm

Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="waterfowlman"]You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.[/quote]cause you're a metro?
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 15, 2014 9:14 pm

Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="waterfowlman"]You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.[/quote]
"Eeewwwwww, its got hair on it, eeewwwwie"
:lol::lol:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 15, 2014 9:15 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="waterfowlman"]You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.[/quote]
"Eeewwwwww, its got hair on it, eeewwwwie"
:lol::lol:[/quote]thats fine JR. He can have the little girls. We'll take all the women
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu May 15, 2014 9:24 pm

I wear that thing like a hat
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Postby RonE » Thu May 15, 2014 11:28 pm

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Looks like a combination butt plug and scrotum scrubber.
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Postby Glimmerjim » Thu May 15, 2014 11:34 pm

ManlyMan wrote:
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That's what your wife told you and you believed it? You better start making a little more effort before she divorces you and marries her "face exfoliator" MM! :lol:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby assateague » Fri May 16, 2014 5:10 am

"Personal massager" she said it was :lol:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby assateague » Fri May 16, 2014 5:12 am

I can't wait until Doc has a few too many natty lights, and decides to use it. Wakes up the next morning looking like his face fell asleep in the tropical sun for 17 hours, and has to go to work.
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby aunt betty » Fri May 16, 2014 6:00 am

They had to give me shit about hand washing. You think I exfoliate my face?



WTF does exfoliate mean @?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Postby QH's Paw » Fri May 16, 2014 6:48 am

waterfowlman wrote:Doc
With all due respect, if someone gave me one of those things, I probably use it to polish my leather boots.

WFM, if he has an exfoliator, there is no respect due.
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Fri May 16, 2014 7:24 am

Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

I thought you would say coarse black and nappy.
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri May 16, 2014 7:27 am

Every woman loves her man to have a shiny face, but exfoliation isn't the way to make it shiny.
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Postby Deltaman » Fri May 16, 2014 8:04 am

Watch out Doc, she's testing the validity of your man card :shock: That thing looks like it would make a nice accessory on a muff dive :beer:
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby aunt betty » Fri May 16, 2014 8:06 am

Doc, go to the sex toy store and get her something real...top of the line.
Every time she says you ought to stay home, not hunt...point to the drawer it's kept in. :)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Postby waterfowlman » Fri May 16, 2014 8:14 am

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


We all know you prefer those brillo pad bushes Red.
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Re: "Face Exfoliator"

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri May 16, 2014 9:42 am

QH's Paw wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:Doc
With all due respect, if someone gave me one of those things, I probably use it to polish my leather boots.

WFM, if he has an exfoliator, there is no respect due.


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