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My Bonus

Postby assateague » Fri May 16, 2014 11:52 am

I guess the boss got tired of me saying how hard it was to find a decent used lawn mower. This just showed up out of the blue on the back of a Lowe's truck. I'm pretty damn fortunate.



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Re: My Bonus

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri May 16, 2014 11:53 am

Hot DAMN!!!


That's awesome.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri May 16, 2014 11:53 am

You should try welding a cup holder on it right away.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 16, 2014 11:54 am

:clap: :clap: :clap: Gas it up first before you start working on it :thumbsup:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Tiler_J » Fri May 16, 2014 11:55 am

That's awesome! Congrats.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Flightstopper » Fri May 16, 2014 11:57 am

AKPirate wrote::clap: :clap: :clap: Gas it up first before you start working on it :thumbsup:


Ha! Damn Assa that is awesome!!
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri May 16, 2014 11:59 am

Did you say "that'll do, gypsy"?
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri May 16, 2014 12:04 pm

Score!
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri May 16, 2014 12:05 pm

Damn I need a job with the CIA
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Re: My Bonus

Postby aunt betty » Fri May 16, 2014 12:12 pm

He's gonna get all lawnmower happy and get knocked off by the tire swing.

Now we wager on how many times this summer.

I got two.

Nice looking machine there Jaime. :)
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Woody » Fri May 16, 2014 12:15 pm

That is a nice boss.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby gila-river » Fri May 16, 2014 12:21 pm

Sweet mower! It's the right colors and everything
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Olly » Fri May 16, 2014 12:23 pm

I guess the CIA had some left over discretionary funds this fiscal year.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Deltaman » Fri May 16, 2014 12:52 pm

assateague wrote:I guess the boss got tired of me saying how hard it was to find a decent used lawn mower. This just showed up out of the blue on the back of a Lowe's truck. I'm pretty damn fortunate.



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Sshweetness! Squeaky wheel gets the grease eh? Great score Jim, and now it's time to complaining to your boss about trying to find a decent used Jeep :lol:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby assateague » Fri May 16, 2014 1:00 pm

aunt betty wrote:He's gonna get all lawnmower happy and get knocked off by the tire swing.

Now we wager on how many times this summer.

I got two.

Nice looking machine there Jaime. :)



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Re: My Bonus

Postby Flightstopper » Fri May 16, 2014 1:11 pm

Hell of a boss, sprung for the grass chopping deeeluxe model.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri May 16, 2014 1:15 pm

Hot damn! Hell of a bonus! No more bitching about the boss behind his back I guess?
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Re: My Bonus

Postby gila-river » Fri May 16, 2014 1:17 pm

It's no Mason 1500, but it's pretty sweet.:lol:
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Re: My Bonus

Postby DC727 » Fri May 16, 2014 2:02 pm

Those things will pop wheelies

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Re: My Bonus

Postby vincentpa » Fri May 16, 2014 3:33 pm

I would be suspicious if I were you. He obviously wants something out of you.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 16, 2014 3:34 pm

Well I guess your day just picked up! That is so cool
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Re: My Bonus

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri May 16, 2014 4:37 pm

So how long before you trade it for 3 worn out craftsman mowers, an 870, a washer and a ton of alfalfa for the donkeys?
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Re: My Bonus

Postby hudson » Fri May 16, 2014 4:57 pm

All assa needs now is a john Deere tattoo
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Re: My Bonus

Postby one2many » Fri May 16, 2014 5:25 pm

way sweet Assa.boss man must of felt bad for almost killing you on the airplane.
is there a beer holder? im blind in one eye right now. all i can tell is its a zero turn shiny green mower.try not mowing the gravel with this one
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Re: My Bonus

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Fri May 16, 2014 5:37 pm

assateague wrote:I guess the boss got tired of me saying how hard it was to find a decent used lawn mower. This just showed up out of the blue on the back of a Lowe's truck. I'm pretty damn fortunate.



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You sure the boss sent that?
Maybe the lowes truck just had the wrong house....
Another thing assa found that fell off a truck.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby capt1972 » Fri May 16, 2014 5:44 pm

They take a little to get used to but you'll love it! They are sooooo much faster, like 3 acres an hour. I love mine. Congratz!!!
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Olly » Fri May 16, 2014 5:55 pm

capt1972 wrote:They take a little to get used to but you'll love it! They are sooooo much faster, like 3 acres an hour. I love mine. Congratz!!!


I wish I had 3 acres to mow :(
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Re: My Bonus

Postby one2many » Fri May 16, 2014 6:02 pm

Olly wrote:
capt1972 wrote:They take a little to get used to but you'll love it! They are sooooo much faster, like 3 acres an hour. I love mine. Congratz!!!


I wish I had 3 acres to mow :(

sometimes i do enjoy the hell out of mowing the yard it. headphones on jamming out. get to take a mental break,enjoying the sunshine and music
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Re: My Bonus

Postby Frylock » Fri May 16, 2014 7:04 pm

Olly wrote:
capt1972 wrote:They take a little to get used to but you'll love it! They are sooooo much faster, like 3 acres an hour. I love mine. Congratz!!!


I wish I had 3 acres to mow :(


If I had 3 acres to mow I'd have three unmowed acres.
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Re: My Bonus

Postby QH's Paw » Fri May 16, 2014 7:58 pm

Did he mention the part about you mowing the top secret CIA cemetery yet?
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