I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names
such as: Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called : "Depends".
Well, here is the low down on the whole thing.
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug,em and Pamper’em.
When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will !!!
Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.
Rest your mind
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Rest your mind
by RonE » Thu May 22, 2014 11:00 am
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
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Re: Rest your mind
by Flightstopper » Thu May 22, 2014 11:07 am
Haha!
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
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Re: Rest your mind
by Olly » Thu May 22, 2014 11:16 am
Was this legal advice your lawyer gave you when setting up your will? 
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: Rest your mind
by huntfishnv » Thu May 22, 2014 11:53 am
Olly wrote:Was this legal advice your lawyer gave you when setting up your will?
Slow clap.
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Re: Rest your mind
by huntall6 » Fri May 23, 2014 7:14 am
huntfishnv wrote:Olly wrote:Was this legal advice your lawyer gave you when setting up your will?
Slow clap.
Slightly faster clap
Redbeard wrote:Buy not when. I hit that damne pole
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Big dick cakes are delicious!
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Re: Rest your mind
by GadwallGetter530 » Fri May 23, 2014 10:56 am
huntall6 wrote:huntfishnv wrote:Olly wrote:Was this legal advice your lawyer gave you when setting up your will?
Slow clap.
Slightly faster clap
One upper.
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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Re: Rest your mind
by huntall6 » Fri May 23, 2014 11:01 am
GadwallGetter530 wrote:huntall6 wrote:huntfishnv wrote:Olly wrote:Was this legal advice your lawyer gave you when setting up your will?
Slow clap.
Slightly faster clap
One upper.
Two upper
Redbeard wrote:Buy not when. I hit that damne pole
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Big dick cakes are delicious!
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Re: Rest your mind
by GadwallGetter530 » Fri May 23, 2014 11:02 am
huntall6 wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:huntall6 wrote:huntfishnv wrote:Olly wrote:Was this legal advice your lawyer gave you when setting up your will?
Slow clap.
Slightly faster clap
One upper.
Two upper
Oh dear. You don't know how this works.
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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Re: Rest your mind
by Eric Haynes » Thu May 29, 2014 10:03 pm
GadwallGetter530 wrote:huntall6 wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:huntall6 wrote:huntfishnv wrote:[quote="Olly"]Was this legal advice your lawyer gave you when setting up your will?
Slow clap.
Slightly faster clap
One upper.
Two upper
Oh dear. You don't know how this works.[/quote]
Dammit you guys. You fucking suck at one upsmanship! I passed the torch on but everyone seems to keep dropping it.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
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