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I need a maid...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:25 pm

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gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby capt1972 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:41 pm

better tell the wife to start earning her keep!




















let us know how that goes for ya!
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:39 pm

Thats a clean garage, quit being a nancy.

Besides, that would be a living room pic for half these single guys on here.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby broccoli » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:56 pm

Where is the problem? Looks organized to me everything is in a designated place
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:00 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Thats a clean garage, quit being a nancy.

Besides, that would be a living room pic for half these single guys on here.

Exactly

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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:25 pm

A garage maid would be a sweet thang.
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gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:25 pm

Nice fish!
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:27 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Nice fish!
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:28 pm

Redbeard wrote:
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what the hell mountain man! Enhance...enhance...enhance...enhance

Yeah that's a little creepy.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:29 pm

Redbeard wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Nice fish!
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what the hell mountain man! Enhance...enhance...enhance...enhance

Save, crop and cut, 150%, save, not that hard :thumbsup:
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:35 pm

Redbeard wrote:A garage maid would be a sweet thang.
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Well you didn't say slutty maid, that changes everything. I take back what I said before. Slutty maids for everyone.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:41 pm

Red,

Please be careful of that garage soccer ball. Seriously, your feet will be 8 ft off the ground before you know it.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:48 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:A garage maid would be a sweet thang.
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Well you didn't say slutty maid, that changes everything. I take back what I said before. Slutty maids for everyone.

I couldn't find slutty black maids. Only pictures that came up were 1930's maids or slave women
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:51 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:A garage maid would be a sweet thang.
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Well you didn't say slutty maid, that changes everything. I take back what I said before. Slutty maids for everyone.

I couldn't find slutty black maids. Only pictures that came up were 1930's maids or slave women

I bet they could cook good.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:18 pm

Redbeard wrote:
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Redbeard wrote:A garage maid would be a sweet thang.
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Well you didn't say slutty maid, that changes everything. I take back what I said before. Slutty maids for everyone.

I couldn't find slutty black maids. Only pictures that came up were 1930's maids or slave women

Hey man, whatever floats yer boat.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:11 am

looks like all that shits still out from our trip up there lmao. about as much ambition as a drug addict in a rehab clinic, when it comes to cleaning shit up. i feel ya brother. capt ive seen reds wife personally earn her keep by watching her coral all the lil varmints at their house while we got hammered and bbq'd all weekend. hell of a woman :thumbsup: besides, thats what youve got all them critters runnin around for anyways right? entertainment and janitorial services! although i do wanna ask sam, why im missing $10 and still had to clean birds when i got home?
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Redbeard » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:46 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:looks like all that shits still out from our trip up there lmao. about as much ambition as a drug addict in a rehab clinic, when it comes to cleaning shit up. i feel ya brother. capt ive seen reds wife personally earn her keep by watching her coral all the lil varmints at their house while we got hammered and bbq'd all weekend. hell of a woman :thumbsup: besides, thats what youve got all them critters runnin around for anyways right? entertainment and janitorial services! although i do wanna ask sam, why im missing $10 and still had to clean birds when i got home?

it is. 12 hour work shifts don't give me much time to get any work done during the week. Had to dry out the blinds and all the goose stuff is being used this weekend. I'm sure Sam rifled through your wallets that last drinking session we had.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Goldfish » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:15 pm

Redbeard wrote:I'm sure Sam rifled through your wallets that last drinking session we had.


Awe, he's taking after his Papa.

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Re: I need a maid...

Postby aunt betty » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:45 pm

1yr bump.
Red's maid. Lol
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:10 pm

aunt betty wrote:1yr bump.
Red's maid. Lol

Aahhhhhahahahahahaha
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Redbeard » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:14 pm

She's cant clean worth a shit
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Postby aunt betty » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:16 pm

Somehow, I bet Red's stuff is more of a mess than last year so he needs two maids now. ;)
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:40 pm

Hey Red. I bet she knows how to clean the pipes pretty well.:mrgreen:
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Postby Tiler_J » Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:35 pm

Redbeard wrote:She's cant clean worth a shit
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby RonE » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:40 pm

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Don't know how to break this to you but blue toolboxes are gay.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby Redbeard » Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:01 am

RonE wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
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Don't know how to break this to you but blue toolboxes are gay.
didn't cost me a dime though. Mom stole it from the hospital just before she retired.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby jehler » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:06 am

RonE wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
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Don't know how to break this to you but blue toolboxes are gay.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby aunt betty » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:24 am

RonE wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
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Don't know how to break this to you but blue toolboxes are gay.
Just exactly how do you know that blue tool boxes are gay? Unless you are gay...you would know.
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:27 am

Redbeard wrote:
RonE wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
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Don't know how to break this to you but blue toolboxes are gay.
didn't cost me a dime though. Mom stole it from the hospital just before she retired.

Maybe you should dip it in pink camo
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Re: I need a maid...

Postby RonE » Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:18 pm

aunt betty wrote:
RonE wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
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Don't know how to break this to you but blue toolboxes are gay.
Just exactly how do you know that blue tool boxes are gay? Unless you are gay...you would know.
Ha!

sent from my fancy phone that has a really cool kickstand via tapaskwawk


Actually I once had a gay neighbor (when I lived in California) and he had a blue tool box that he cherished. My neighbor was from the "East Side".
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