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Postby RonE » Tue May 27, 2014 7:00 pm

It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,

the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !
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Re: Gun Control

Postby aunt betty » Tue May 27, 2014 7:03 pm

RonE wrote:It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,

the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !

You gotta think...
Did she say bend over and cough or did you just do it?
:)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Gun Control

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 27, 2014 7:05 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Gun Control

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 27, 2014 7:17 pm

aunt betty wrote:
RonE wrote:It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,

the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !

You gotta think...
Did she say bend over and cough or did you just do it?
:)

Dont over think it. Takes all the funny away.
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Re: Gun Control

Postby aunt betty » Tue May 27, 2014 7:20 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
RonE wrote:It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,

the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !

You gotta think...
Did she say bend over and cough or did you just do it?
:)

Dont over think it. Takes all the funny away.

I used all my funny up.

I go to the same Dick's store and the same silly girl is working the gun counter.

I make her look for a Beretta 390 every time I go there. She still hasn't figured out its a discontinued model. :)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Gun Control

Postby Tiler_J » Wed May 28, 2014 12:28 am

My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!
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Re: Gun Control

Postby AKPirate » Wed May 28, 2014 12:29 am

Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!


Introduce him to Mike at the next WCH, he'll get over that. :mrgreen:
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Re: Gun Control

Postby Tiler_J » Wed May 28, 2014 12:31 am

AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!


Introduce him to Mike at the next WCH, he'll get over that. :mrgreen:

Haha!
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Re: Gun Control

Postby sws002 » Wed May 28, 2014 11:08 am

Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!


That was the going joke when I was working in Michigan. Lesbians shop at MC Sports because they don't like Dick's.
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Re: Gun Control

Postby R. Chapman » Wed May 28, 2014 11:17 am

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Re: Gun Control

Postby gila-river » Wed May 28, 2014 11:38 am

Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!

I had never heard of dicks sporting goods before moving to AZ. I was driving down the freeway with my wife and she shouts Dicks!!! As we drive by one. I thought she had Tourette's until she explained to me it was a sporting goods store.
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Re: Gun Control

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed May 28, 2014 1:06 pm

gila-river wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!

I had never heard of dicks sporting goods before moving to AZ. I was driving down the freeway with my wife and she shouts Dicks!!! As we drive by one. I thought she had Tourette's until she explained to me it was a sporting goods store.

So cool
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Re: Gun Control

Postby gila-river » Wed May 28, 2014 1:08 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
gila-river wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!

I had never heard of dicks sporting goods before moving to AZ. I was driving down the freeway with my wife and she shouts Dicks!!! As we drive by one. I thought she had Tourette's until she explained to me it was a sporting goods store.

So cool

Was waiting for it:lol:
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Re: Gun Control

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed May 28, 2014 1:09 pm

gila-river wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
gila-river wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!

I had never heard of dicks sporting goods before moving to AZ. I was driving down the freeway with my wife and she shouts Dicks!!! As we drive by one. I thought she had Tourette's until she explained to me it was a sporting goods store.

So cool

Was waiting for it:lol:


I'm from NY. Very predictable here unlike MI
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