Solar Panels Drain the Suns Energy

[AKPirate]

This week, a scientific research facility in Wyoming made a startling discovery that is certain to change the way millions of Americans look at the environmentalism movement, after they found conclusive evidence that solar panels not only convert the sun’s energy into usable energy, but that they are also draining the sun of its own energy, possibly with catastrophic consequences far worse than global warming.
Scientists at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, a privately-owned think tank located in Cheyenne, Wyoming, discovered that energy radiated from the sun isn’t merely captured in solar panels, but that energy is directly physically drawn from the sun by those panels, in a process they refer to as “forced photovoltaic drainage.”
“Put into laymen’s terms, the solar panels capture the sun’s energy, but pull on the sun over time, forcing more energy to be released than the sun is actually producing,” WIT claims in a scientific white paper published on Wednesday. “Imagine a waterfall, dumping water. But you aren’t catching the water in buckets, but rather sucking it in with a vacuum cleaner. Eventually, you’re going to suck in so much water that you drain the river above that waterfall completely.”
WIT is adamant that there’s no immediate danger, however. “Currently, solar panels are an energy niche, and do not pose a serious risk to the sun. But if we converted our grids to solar energy in a big way, with panels on domestic homes and commercial businesses, and paving our parking lots with panels, we’d start seeing very serious problems over time. If every home in the world had solar panels on their roofs, global temperatures would drop by as much as thirty degrees over twenty years, and the sun could die out within three hundred to four hundred years.”
The study was commissioned in August 2011 by the Halliburton corporation, who wanted to learn if the energy giant should start manufacturing and selling solar panels domestically and internationally. Halliburton’s executives wanted to know more about the sustainability of solar energy and how photovoltaic technology might evolve over the next ten years. But based on the findings of WIT’s research in the field, Halliburton revealed on Friday that they will not be entering the solar energy market.
“Solar panels destroying the sun could potentially be the worst man-made climate disaster in the history of the world, and Halliburton will not be taking part in that,” the company stated in a press release issued Friday morning. “It’s obvious, based on the findings of this neutral scientific research group, that humans needs to become more dependent on fossil fuels like oil and coal, not less. Because these so-called `green technologies’ are far more dangerous to the Earth than any hydrofracking operation or deep-water drilling station. What good is clean air when our very sun is no longer functional?”

http://nationalreport.net/solar-panels-drain-suns-energy-experts-say/

[Olly]

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[AKPirate]

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[flight control]

Thank God we have an endless supply of cheap fossil fuels.

[aunt betty]

I could only stand it until they misused the ideal gas concept and started using the word "sucks" or "suction". A true scientist would never use those words.

Forced Photovoltaic Drainage... sounds like Skip goes to Wyoming.

He's into "static dynamic energy" which is a complete contradiction in terms.

[Olly]

Yup. Solar panels are draining the sun's energy.

sun_jove_earth_size_compare.jpg

Yup.

[waterfowlman]

AK
You had better start thinking about moving south a ways.

[AKPirate]

AK
You had better start thinking about moving south a ways.

You think I am going crazy or already there?

[aunt betty]

Only a very small portion of the suns energy strikes the earth while a vast majority simply shoots out into space. The idea that we could extinguish the sun is about as viable as connecting a rod from the earth to the moon to harness electric current from the two large magnets spinning around each other. lol

[Bulldog0156]

Wow, I thought Montana had all the crazies. Looks like a few of 'em are still in Wyoming.

[Woody]

Solar panels could reduce the average global temperature. Just sayin.

[aunt betty]

Solar panels could reduce the average global temperature. Just sayin.

Shut up or you'll start a panic. The earth is going to cool from the solar panels and an ice age will happen from all the wind created by all them wind farms.

[3legged_lab]

:lol::lol:
You need to find something to occupy your mind Timmy

[AKPirate]

:lol::lol::lol:
You need to find something to occupy your mind Timmy

Of course you deny it's true, you just want to protect your HVAC industry and keep the sun around longer.

[aunt betty]

And don't forget the cows... all that methane gas being blown around by them wind turbines...
Its about to blow!
We're all gonna die!





Oh yeah.










Everybody dies.

[aunt betty]

That last post was my wife's work. She helps sometimes.

[Woody]

Solar panels could reduce the average global temperature. Just sayin.

Shut up or you'll start a panic. The earth is going to cool from the solar panels and an ice age will happen from all the wind created by all them wind farms.

Well, windmills combined with the drop in temp differential (covered above) could reduce the amount "wind" energy globally. With a reduction of jet stream flow, catastrophic climate change could ensue, with that a new ice age and extinction of man.

[3legged_lab]

:lol::lol::lol:
You need to find something to occupy your mind Timmy

Of course you deny it's true, you just want to protect your HVAC industry and keep the sun around longer.

Cooler sun = run heater more

[aunt betty]

Woody, have you tried to calculate the amount of energy from the sun that hits the earth per day and compared it to what we use?

I have and guess what. We are operating under a deficit in energy. We use far more than actually strikes the earth.

[Woody]

Woody, have you tried to calculate the amount of energy from the sun that hits the earth per day and compared it to what we use?

I have and guess what. We are operating under a deficit in energy. We use far more than actually strikes the earth.

We did it in Heat Transfer class, don't remember the outcome, but I am pretty sure we use way less energy than the amount of solar that hits the earth daily.

[flight control]

That last post was my wife's work. She helps sometimes.

I knew it! You can't roll up that much crazy into just one person, the wrapper would explode!

[aunt betty]

Woody, have you tried to calculate the amount of energy from the sun that hits the earth per day and compared it to what we use?

I have and guess what. We are operating under a deficit in energy. We use far more than actually strikes the earth.

We did it in Heat Transfer class, don't remember the outcome, but I am pretty sure we use way less energy than the amount of solar that hits the earth daily.

Where did you get your energy consumption of the earth data?

[Woody]

Woody, have you tried to calculate the amount of energy from the sun that hits the earth per day and compared it to what we use?

I have and guess what. We are operating under a deficit in energy. We use far more than actually strikes the earth.

We did it in Heat Transfer class, don't remember the outcome, but I am pretty sure we use way less energy than the amount of solar that hits the earth daily.

Where did you get your energy consumption of the earth data?

No idea, probably from the book.

[Bootlipkiller]

Albino gingers are killing the sun

[GadwallGetter530]

:lol::lol::lol:
You need to find something to occupy your mind Timmy

Of course you deny it's true, you just want to protect your HVAC industry and keep the sun around longer.

Cooler sun = run heater more

Maybe the northern mallards would migrate down earlier instead of holding up in Washington most of the season.... I'm all for solar energy! !!

[AKPirate]

The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity...

[Bootlipkiller]

The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity...

Hahahahahaha well then we are really fucked

[GadwallGetter530]

The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity...

Fuck it. As long as I kill more mallards.

[AKPirate]

The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity...

Hahahahahaha well then we are really fucked

[capt1972]

Solar panels could reduce the average global temperature. Just sayin.

by running air conditioners!