Texas Sheriff's Exam

[RonE]

A young Texan grew up wanting to be
a lawman.

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and
fast as a mustang. He
could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and> you can really
shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we
have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that
you must take before you can be accepted.

We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the
desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,

six meth dealers,

six Muslim extremists,

six Democrats,

and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy.
"When can you start?

[Bootlipkiller]

[3legged_lab]

Ahaha

[Redbeard]

HAHAHA

[Goldfish]

Lol, that's funny right there

[waterfowlman]

Funny shit right there Ron.
If only it were true !!

[sws002]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[GadwallGetter530]