Nothing like a new Ford truck!

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Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:20 am

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck...
Go figure... it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant,' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him...

I yelled, “F*****g Idiot!”

Immediately, the radio responded with:

"Ladies and gentlemen, an address from the President of the United States, Barak Obama"

Damn, I love this truck...
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby clampdaddy » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:26 am

:lol:
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby 3200 Man » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:57 am

Chapman

You have a great mind..... :lol:

You just need a better choice of truck manufactures . :thumbsup:
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:35 am

3200 Man wrote:Chapman

You have a great mind..... :lol:

You just need a better choice of truck manufactures . :thumbsup:

I'm a Chevy man by heart (and my dad would have to disown me if I was anything else :thumbsup: )
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby 3200 Man » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:57 am

For the last 15 years I've been RAM-ing it..........with that stinking , fuel ! :lol:
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby huntall6 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:18 am

3200 Man wrote:For the last 15 years I've been RAM-ing it..........with that stinking , fuel ! :lol:


Soo.......you've been ridin the bus for most of those 15 years, huh?
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:15 pm

huntall6 wrote:
3200 Man wrote:For the last 15 years I've been RAM-ing it..........with that stinking , fuel ! :lol:


Soo.......you've been ridin the bus for most of those 15 years, huh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby 3200 Man » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:39 pm

:lol: not exactly ! I've had good luck with the 3 I've had , with good mpg and no problem staying up with traffic pulling !
They seem to go by fords with ease with their nice looking body-style ! :lol:
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Re: Nothing like a new Ford truck!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:45 pm

Dodges suck, most gas dodges come with a Tasmanian devil t-shirt and a meth pipe.
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