Step Brother...

[R. Chapman]

[clampdaddy]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You here me?! A saint!!!

I'm going to take your mom to a nice seafood dinner.... And never call her again!

I killed a guy....with a trident.

[R. Chapman]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You here me?! A saint!!!

I'm going to take your mom to a nice seafood dinner.... And never call her again!

I killed a guy....with a trident.

Oh yeah......I killed a man, with this thumb!

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1403672933.159651.jpg

[Bootlipkiller]

I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you should probably find a family member or safe house and lay low for a bit.

[R. Chapman]

Probably should.

[Eric Haynes]

I was thinking more along the lines of a guys mom. I'd just as soon loosen a guys teeth for disrespecting my mom as I would for disrespecting my wife.

Wait...Who disrespected Rexs mom?

[Eric Haynes]

Or family for that matter

[DeadEye_Dan]

I was thinking more along the lines of a guys mom. I'd just as soon loosen a guys teeth for disrespecting my mom as I would for disrespecting my wife.

Agree.

Oh, you've been married for how long now??

[clampdaddy]

Wait...Who disrespected Rexs mom?

I could see where the kid might take offence to a diagram with his mom getting pounded out doggy style. That and talk of him having a three way with his own mom.

Or family for that matter

Explained in the highlighted quote below.

I was thinking more along the lines of a guys mom. I'd just as soon loosen a guys teeth for disrespecting my mom as I would for disrespecting my wife.

[Eric Haynes]

Wait...Who disrespected Rexs mom?

I could see where the kid might take offence to a diagram with his mom getting pounded out doggy style. That and talk of him having a three way with his own mom.

Or family for that matter

Explained in the highlighted quote below.

I was thinking more along the lines of a guys mom. I'd just as soon loosen a guys teeth for disrespecting my mom as I would for disrespecting my wife.

Holy shit. It wasnt a picture of his mom getting pounded doggy style. It was just a diagram to reference sex between two people to produce a child. The threeway part was unintentional. I assumed half brother and not step brother and meant it as them two sexing to produce his step brother, which was not the case. My apologies.

I fixed the diagram up to meet the facts. Hope it clears things up.

[Eric Haynes]

Happy now?

[Bootlipkiller]

If the stick figures were doing it missionary I think the diagram would have been less offensive.

[Eric Haynes]

If the stick figures were doing it missionary I think the diagram would have been less offensive.

No shit. What a sorry sex life some of you must have that a diagram of two consenting adults doing it doggy style offends you.

[R. Chapman]

I was thinking more along the lines of a guys mom. I'd just as soon loosen a guys teeth for disrespecting my mom as I would for disrespecting my wife.

Wait...Who disrespected Rexs mom?

No one. My isn't even in the picture of it. My step brother called his mom (my step mom) a bitch.

[Eric Haynes]

I was thinking more along the lines of a guys mom. I'd just as soon loosen a guys teeth for disrespecting my mom as I would for disrespecting my wife.

Wait...Who disrespected Rexs mom?

No one. My isn't even in the picture of it. My step brother called his mom (my step mom) a bitch.

I know, I wasn't disrespecting any of your family. People were having a tough time understanding your story so I illustrated it for them. Some people need pictures to understand things

[clampdaddy]

.....It wasnt a picture of his mom getting pounded doggy style. It was just a diagram to reference sex between two people to produce a child.........

I must have misunderstood. I've just never seen a family tree depicted that way. From the ones I've seen, they usually don't include stick figures of moms, grandmas or great grandmas getting plowed in order to show where aunts, uncles, parents and siblings came from. But it sounds like the little fellas feelings weren't hurt by it so maybe I was outta line.

[Bootlipkiller]

.....It wasnt a picture of his mom getting pounded doggy style. It was just a diagram to reference sex between two people to produce a child.........

I must have misunderstood. I've just never seen a family tree depicted that way. From the ones I've seen, they usually don't include stick figures of moms, grandmas or great grandmas getting plowed in order to show where aunts, uncles, parents and siblings came from.

Well maybe they should!

[FlintRiverFowler]

Happy now?

That is fucking awesome. Not sure that Rex's mom and stepdad were at Christmas dinner though.

[Eric Haynes]

.....It wasnt a picture of his mom getting pounded doggy style. It was just a diagram to reference sex between two people to produce a child.........

I must have misunderstood. I've just never seen a family tree depicted that way. From the ones I've seen, they usually don't include stick figures of moms, grandmas or great grandmas getting plowed in order to show where aunts, uncles, parents and siblings came from. But it sounds like the little fellas feelings weren't hurt by it so maybe I was outta line.

It wasn't a stick figure of his mom or anyone's relative. Do you think the picture of the heart is supposed to be his mothers actual heart too?

[RonE]

I didn't see any oral or anal sex in those diagrams or flow charts so I am reserving my comments until the revisions come out.

[clampdaddy]

.....It wasnt a picture of his mom getting pounded doggy style. It was just a diagram to reference sex between two people to produce a child.........

I must have misunderstood. I've just never seen a family tree depicted that way. From the ones I've seen, they usually don't include stick figures of moms, grandmas or great grandmas getting plowed in order to show where aunts, uncles, parents and siblings came from. But it sounds like the little fellas feelings weren't hurt by it so maybe I was outta line.

It wasn't a stick figure of his mom or anyone's relative. Do you think the picture of the heart is supposed to be his mothers actual heart too?

Ok, I get it now. The stick figures labeled Rex's Mom and Rex's dad aren't really stick figures denoting Rex's mom and Rex's Dad. It makes total sense now.

[R. Chapman]

Happy now?

That is fucking awesome. Not sure that Rex's mom and stepdad were at Christmas dinner though.

they weren't.

[gock5]

Here it is.

That had to take alot of time to put together! Wish RMFC would have taken the time to do this.

[Eric Haynes]

.....It wasnt a picture of his mom getting pounded doggy style. It was just a diagram to reference sex between two people to produce a child.........

I must have misunderstood. I've just never seen a family tree depicted that way. From the ones I've seen, they usually don't include stick figures of moms, grandmas or great grandmas getting plowed in order to show where aunts, uncles, parents and siblings came from. But it sounds like the little fellas feelings weren't hurt by it so maybe I was outta line.

It wasn't a stick figure of his mom or anyone's relative. Do you think the picture of the heart is supposed to be his mothers actual heart too?

Ok, I get it now. The stick figures labeled Rex's Mom and Rex's dad aren't really stick figures denoting Rex's mom and Rex's Dad. It makes total sense now.

You aren't very good at this. The stick figures are not labeled. So tell me, do you believe the picture of the heart I drew in paint is a real heart?

[clampdaddy]

So they guy with a black eye and the smiley guy throwing a punch aren't depictions of Rex and his step brother?

[Eric Haynes]

So they guy with a black eye and the smiley guy throwing a punch aren't depictions of Rex and his step brother?

No, look at the damn key man. This really isn't that hard.

[clampdaddy]

As far as I can see, according to the key, RMFC is knocking a bitch (RMFC's step bro) out.

[Eric Haynes]

As far as I can see, according to the key, RMFC is knocking a bitch (RMFC's step bro) out.

The key states that the symbol means "knocking bitches out"

The stick figures themselves are not actual depictions of Rex and his brother, just the act of knocking a bitch out.

Still haven't answered my question. Do you believe the heart I drew is meant to be anyones actual heart, or are you just picking and choosing what you are offended by?

[Redbeard]

This has turned into one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile

[Eric Haynes]

This has turned into one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile

This thread is what vaginas are made out of.