Great White fish on!

[AKPirate]

So these guys hook a great white and a bunch of people come swimming by. Do you cut your line or keep fighting it? One of the swimmers got munched by the shark.

[Olly]

Did I just see someone die?

[AKPirate]

Did I just see someone die?

He's alive, chomped on but he lived.

[bill herian]

The shark did have the right of way.

[AKPirate]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/07/us/california-shark-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews

[FlintRiverFowler]

The shark did have the right of way.

That's the kind of shit that happens when you refuse to get out of the way of the king of the ocean.

[jarbo03]

The shark did have the right of way.

It's in the ocean rule book.

[capt1972]

He can't stay down with three barrels. Not with three barrels he can't.

[capt1972]

[AKPirate]

I think they are making a new Jaws movie but not positive.

[capt1972]

I think they are making a new Jaws movie but not positive.

I think I heard that too.

[FlintRiverFowler]

How many gays y'all think that shark will eat before he's stopped?

[3legged_lab]

Best part of that movie

[capt1972]

How many gays y'all think that shark will eat before he's stopped?

if we're lucky.......all of them

[FlintRiverFowler]

How many gays y'all think that shark will eat before he's stopped?

if we're lucky.......all of them

Lotsa gays in California

[Redbeard]

I hear Georgia only has one

[FlintRiverFowler]

I hear Georgia only has one

Yeah Elton John does live in Atlanta....

[bill herian]

That's spielbergs favorite scene of any movie ever. I love that movie, watch it every couple months.
Cant believe they would try to remake it.

[AKPirate]

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks ttook the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

[gila-river]

Fuck AK, nightmare fodder for a week

[AKPirate]

Fuck AK, nightmare fodder for a week

Sharknado 2 is coming out soon too!

[bill herian]

Here's to swimin with bow legged women.

[assateague]

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks ttook the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

That was an EXCELLENT book.