Remodeling my Lawn

[Bootlipkiller]

Zoysia is only green for about 4 months here. I gave you quality advice, flint has also.

I would say your advice was average at best.

[RonE]

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

[Redbeard]

I can't help it. This thread cracks me up

[DeadEye_Dan]

Why tear up the lawn?? Soak it down, roll it and over seed the piss out of it, keep watering it and in a month your new grass will be filling in.

Next spring, put down a pre-emerge weed killer and you'll have it done for about 90% less headaches.

[Eric Haynes]

Why tear up the lawn?? Soak it down, roll it and over seed the piss out of it, keep watering it and in a month your new grass will be filling in.

Next spring, put down a pre-emerge weed killer and you'll have it done for about 90% less headaches.

Well shit Dan. Thanks for the speedy advice!

[Bootlipkiller]

Hydro seed

[Eric Haynes]

Hydro seed

I could do that.

[Eric Haynes]

Hydro seed

What kind of seed are you tjonki g Boot?

[AKPirate]

Gravel everything and get a foot massager

[Bootlipkiller]

Hydro seed

What kind of seed are you tjonki g Boot?

Bermuda grass

[The Duck Hammer]

Saint Augustine

[Bootlipkiller]

Saint Augustine

Is he the Patron Saint of duck calls?

[The Duck Hammer]

Could be but he grows some same fine grass.

[assateague]

Hydro seeding is the shit.

[The Duck Hammer]

I saw that one time. Pretty cool shit.

[Tiler_J]

Could be but he grows some same fine grass.

Would Rebel feel the same way?

[Eric Haynes]

Can we get the fuck back on topic here? I'm inclined to go with the hydro seeding but could I have them omit the garbage seed they spread and put my own in?

Can you take a picture of your Bermuda grass for me boot?

[Redbeard]

We got an old timer here Eric that works at the Ace Hardware lawn care section. The dude's sharp. Knows his stuff. Recommended some great vines to my wife. He's worked there for like 34 years. I'll run it by him. The dude's like 70. He's gotta know what the hell he's talking about. Even the dope growers run questions by him

[The Duck Hammer]

Saint Augustine

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[The Duck Hammer]

Could be but he grows some same fine grass.

Would Rebel feel the same way?

Probably not. Jeffy would be disappointed as well.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Can we get the fuck back on topic here? I'm inclined to go with the hydro seeding but could I have them omit the garbage seed they spread and put my own in?

Can you take a picture of your Bermuda grass for me boot?

Bermuda grass is super susceptible to winter kill. We even get it here on our Bermuda in a colder than average winter.
Use cool season grass.

[BrewGUN]

My front lawn at the moment, still need another dump load or two of fill , the topped off with that pile of topsoil. The roundup time and roto tilling time!

[Redbeard]

My front lawn at the moment, still need another dump load or two of fill , the topped off with that pile of topsoil. The roundup time and roto tilling time!

looks like a triceratops took a dump on your front lawn

[Eric Haynes]

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

[BrewGUN]

My front lawn at the moment, still need another dump load or two of fill , the topped off with that pile of topsoil. The roundup time and roto tilling time!

looks like a triceratops took a dump on your front lawn

That triceratops poop pile is sitting on what used to be a 8' deep, 12' wide, and 20' long ditch, i think we're up to 9 or 10 loads so far, with another on the way. My uncle had a job open up that had a bunch of fill that needed taken away, so the guy was paying him to haul it away and "dispose" of it. Huge score for me!

[FlintRiverFowler]

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

[Redbeard]

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

[BrewGUN]

Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

[Eric Haynes]

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

He's not a people person Red.

[3legged_lab]

I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Pssst, we already knew.