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Whoopin dad's ass

Postby Redbeard » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:23 pm

gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby Redbeard » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:24 pm

gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby Redbeard » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:25 pm

gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby Redbeard » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:25 pm

gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby AKPirate » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:34 pm

Bo knows how to use that bat and Momma's encouraging him! :lol:
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Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:39 pm

Smart man keeping the junk in a safe position. I've taken quite a few wiffle bats/golf clubs/swords to the testes in the past.
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Postby R. Chapman » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:44 am

Good stuff :lol:
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Postby BrewGUN » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:05 am

Red, your failing at your job. You're supposed to teach him to yell "stop resisting" repeatedly.
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Postby Rick » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:09 am

BrewGUN wrote:Red, your failing at your job. You're supposed to teach him to yell "stop resisting" repeatedly.


Naw, he's being a responsible parent. No money in police work, so they're working on Bo's pimp hand.
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Postby sws002 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:03 am

Better be careful Red, you might have a baseball player on your hands! Little man's got a hell of a swing on him! I lol'd for real when he was trying to hit your feet in the first video and kept hitting the end of the couch.
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Postby gila-river » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:31 am

He musta been connecting! I like how the bat gets a little more busted every video :lol:
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Postby Flightstopper » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:41 am

When he popped you in the head and then popped him back cracked me up. He didn't like being hit and let him know
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Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:11 pm

sws002 wrote:Better be careful Red, you might have a baseball player on your hands! Little man's got a hell of a swing on him! I lol'd for real when he was trying to hit your feet in the first video and kept hitting the end of the couch.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:54 pm

Bam Bam!
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Postby waterfowlman » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:38 pm

Bo knows bats. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Goldfish » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:44 pm

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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:26 am

Now that this is a game to
him, it's gona be funny when he finds a wood bat and beats the hell out of you while you're sleeping.
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Postby Redbeard » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:10 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Now that this is a game to
him, it's gona be funny when he finds a wood bat and beats the hell out of you while you're sleeping.
:lol:
no joke. He already came at me with an aluminum bat a few months ago
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Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:15 am

I'm gonna send him a cattle prod
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Postby Redbeard » Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:29 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I'm gonna send him a cattle prod
oh he's think that'd be some funny shit
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Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:06 pm

I snuck into the bathroom while my wife was in the shower and zapped her bare ass with one.



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Postby Redbeard » Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:36 pm

Kinky!
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Postby Flightstopper » Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:52 pm

Haha
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Postby RonE » Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:34 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I snuck into the bathroom while my wife was in the shower and zapped her bare ass with one.



Once.


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Postby firstflight » Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:45 pm

Hey that's funny Shit right there .
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Postby Glimmerjim » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:21 am

How come nobody was laughin' that time I tried to hit the cop with a bat? Jeez. Little kids get ALL the breaks.
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Postby Glimmerjim » Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:04 pm

That's great stuff Red! From 2 to 12 are really good years. I think of my kid's sports and they were some of the most satisfying periods in my life. My two boys played everything they offered pretty much, except my older was more of a golfer and the younger liked to bruise people. He had a heart of gold but just liked physical contact in a sport. Like fist fighting! :lol:
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Re: Whoopin dad's ass

Postby Redbeard » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:43 pm

Yup I'm learning 13's the magic number
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:53 pm

Redbeard wrote:Yup I'm learning 13's the magic number

Yup, the number where you want to beat the snot out of them.
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Postby Glimmerjim » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:21 pm

Redbeard wrote:Yup I'm learning 13's the magic number

Boy howdy! Til around twenty. Then if you're lucky they become human again!
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