Forum King

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

Well I guess since no one ever comes onto the WI forum I am laying claim to it and establishing dominion over all. I am now Forum King and all who wish to post here must first provide me with their firstborn child and a bucket of cheese curds. The king has spoken.

[Woody]

If the cheese hats you people wear are supposed to be cheddar, why do they put holes in them like its Swiss?

[capt1972]

If the cheese hats you people wear are supposed to be cheddar, why do they put holes in them like its Swiss?

very good question

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

Good swiss typically is pale yellow. Our cheeseheads are enhanced is all. I'll pm both of you my address. I ask that you poke holes in the box to ensure your daughters show up alive. I appreciate your cooperation.

[Bootlipkiller]

[bill herian]

Well looky here.

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

Well looky here.

Well...I suppose you can be the queen.

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

[Eric Haynes]

It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

That's actually pretty gross by the way.

[Eric Haynes]

It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

[Eric Haynes]

It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

[quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"]It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?[/quote]
I mean...I just...I guess...wait, so why do you want to have sex with my goats?

[Botiz630]

I have it on good authority that WW.5 does not actually own any goats.

[Eric Haynes]

[quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"]It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?[/quote]
I mean...I just...I guess...wait, so why do you want to have sex with my goats?[/quote]
Why do you want to make Bill your Queen?

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

[quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"]It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?[/quote]
I mean...I just...I guess...wait, so why do you want to have sex with my goats?[/quote]
Why do you want to make Bill your Queen?[/quote]
He wouldn't be my queen. He would be the forum queen. Everyone knows you can't have two kings.

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

I have it on good authority that WW.5 does not actually own any goats.

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[Goldfish]

I have half a mind to go take a dump on the "Welcome to Wisconsin" sign off 94

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

I have half a mind to go take a dump on the "Welcome to Wisconsin" sign off 94

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[Bootlipkiller]

Love this tread

[Goldfish]

Love this tread

Ok. We get it

[Bootlipkiller]

Love this tread

Ok. We get it

[Goldfish]

Hey WW, how's this years packers cheerleaders?

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[Feelin' Fowl]

Hey Goldie, how are all of those Lombardi trophies doing in Minnesota?

We all know that's a picture of a chick from Ohio anyway...

[Eric Haynes]

Is nobody going to address the fucking Dr. In the background?

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

Hey WW, how's this years packers cheerleaders?

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I bet she's beautiful on the inside and we all know that's what really counts.

[3legged_lab]

Hey Goldie, how are all of those Lombardi trophies doing in Minnesota?

We all know that's a picture of a chick from Ohio anyway...

Round on the ends and high in the middle.... Ohio

[Woody]

Is nobody going to address the fucking Dr. In the background?

He's got a PhD in Mixology.