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Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:52 pm

So, the damn dog jumped up in my lap this afternoon. And promptly puked in my lap. My loving family decided that it would be more fun to first grab a phone, and THEN go get me a towel, as requested. It was far from the highlight of my day. Video to follow.
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Re: Okay

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:07 pm

assateague wrote:So, the damn dog jumped up in my lap this afternoon. And promptly puked in my lap. My loving family decided that it would be more fun to first grab a phone, and THEN go get me a towel, as requested. It was far from the highlight of my day. Video to follow.

Thats when you laugh back and grab a handful then start chasing them around the house.
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Re: Okay

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:13 pm

I was paralyzed by it.
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Re: Okay

Postby AKPirate » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:29 pm

Nacho puke is gonna be nasty :lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:32 pm

No warning whatsoever. Just hop up, head down, and barf. Right in my fucking lap.
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Re: Okay

Postby AKPirate » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:34 pm

assateague wrote:No warning whatsoever. Just hop up, head down, and barf. Right in my fucking lap.


Layniebug had to be laughing hilariously while you ham it up :lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:49 pm

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Re: Okay

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:52 pm

LOL at the picture before even pressing play. Had you not already explained what happened I don't belive I'd click to find out what is going on under the towel. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:01 pm

I'm not even going to make fun this time, I dont handle puke well. At all.
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Re: Okay

Postby waterfowlman » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:08 pm

On the menu tonight.........Dog Puke !!
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Re: Okay

Postby Steele22 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:09 pm

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. @ flight stopper, I saw that face with the towel in that position and was a little scared myself
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Re: Okay

Postby gila-river » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:10 pm

:lol: I cannot friggin stop laughing. Turn it off!
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Re: Okay

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:11 pm

:lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:25 pm

looks like you got a diaper on :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:30 pm

I wish I did. Then I wouldn't have had puke juice soak through to my junk.
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Re: Okay

Postby AKPirate » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:34 pm

Oh fuck, hilarious! Just like angrygrandpa :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:41 pm

"OOOOH, what the fuck" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby RonE » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:52 pm

You are too young to have a recliner and should not allow you dog on furniture.............Both of these things you brought upon yourself.
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Re: Okay

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:56 pm

RonE wrote:You are too young to have a recliner and should not allow you dog on furniture.............Both of these things you brought upon yourself.

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Re: Okay

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:10 pm

RonE wrote:You are too young to have a recliner and should not allow you dog on furniture.............Both of these things you brought upon yourself.



Holy hell, how old do you have to be to have a recliner?
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Re: Okay

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:11 pm

assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:You are too young to have a recliner and should not allow you dog on furniture.............Both of these things you brought upon yourself.



Holy hell, how old do you have to be to have a recliner?

I have one. Its leather and I stick to it in the summer.
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Re: Okay

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:12 pm

assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:You are too young to have a recliner and should not allow you dog on furniture.............Both of these things you brought upon yourself.



Holy hell, how old do you have to be to have a recliner?

older than Ron. Back when rainbows were still in black and white
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Re: Okay

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:13 pm

It was the first thing I bought when I got out of the Army. No shit.
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Re: Okay

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Re: Okay

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:20 pm

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Re: Okay

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:23 pm

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Re: Okay

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:26 pm

Fucking comedians around here :lol:
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Re: Okay

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:28 pm

assateague wrote:Fucking comedians around here :lol:

Fuck yo couch nigga!
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Re: Okay

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:35 pm

RonE wrote:You are too young to have a recliner

WTF? This is bullshit. I've had a recliner in my own house since i was 19 years old.
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Re: Okay

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:36 pm

FUCK YO COUCH! WOOOOOOOO!!!
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