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Re: Great day

Postby one2many » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:42 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Why I don't work on the ranch is because its an hour and a half away. My great Uncle lives on it. He does most of the work (which isn't much, about 20 head of cattle and 250 acres of alfalfa). It's our hunting spot. We get a lot of good hunting opportunities at elk and mule deer. But anywho, here's a picture of him out behind the shop fiddling with something on an engine.
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twenty cows does not make a ranch
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Great day

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:45 pm

Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
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Re: Great day

Postby one2many » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:53 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
Duckdog wrote:Can you post a picture of it with a post it note message?

Once you find a post it note that is 2 sections by 4 sections.

5,ooo + acres and twenty cows. time for you to cowboy up and go rustle some beef onto your ranch
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Great day

Postby vincentpa » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:16 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Day off and got to hang out with pops a little bit, have a couple smokes with him, chit chat and catch up some. Good day all around. Haven't had one of these days in god knows forever. :)


Am I missing something here? Is there a humorous story to be had somewhere in there? Otherwise, who the fuck cares?!!!!
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Re: Great day

Postby assateague » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:17 pm

I was just wondering to myself "wonder where Vince has been. Hope things are ok". And now I see that things are just fine, and it's business as usual :lol:
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Re: Great day

Postby vincentpa » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:19 pm

Hey Rex,
I'm sitting on the bus with ordinary people riding home from work. There aren't any hot chicks, no freaks or weirdos, and nothing funny or out of the ordinary is happening. Just thought you'd like to know that.
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Re: Great day

Postby one2many » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Great day

Postby vincentpa » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:23 pm

assateague wrote:I was just wondering to myself "wonder where Vince has been. Hope things are ok". And now I see that things are just fine, and it's business as usual :lol:


I've just been super busy this summer. The wife had to work a lot. One of the dentists in another office of her company (3 offices in Pittsburgh) raped his daughter's 20 year old friend. She and the other two dentists had to take turns covering for him to keep the office afloat. Went to PR for several days, was away for work, etc. before you know it, over a month has gone by.
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Re: Great day

Postby Juice Box » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:19 pm

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Re: Great day

Postby clampdaddy » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:25 pm

Redbeard wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Are you telling me you were a "I'm a goodie goodie who never did any thing wrong, because I was perfect!" :mrgreen:


Rex wants to be a real cowboys so bad.

Bitch, I have a ranch!
and why again do you make pizzas rather than work the ranch?

Free range pizza.
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Re: Great day

Postby WisconsinWaterfowler » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:45 pm

clampdaddy wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Are you telling me you were a "I'm a goodie goodie who never did any thing wrong, because I was perfect!" :mrgreen:


Rex wants to be a real cowboys so bad.

Bitch, I have a ranch!
and why again do you make pizzas rather than work the ranch?

Free range pizza.

Maybe he should start a Pizza Ranch.
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Re: Great day

Postby Redbeard » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:41 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Great day

Postby capt1972 » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:42 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic

I still don't know why I couldn't watch Benny Hill?!
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Re: Great day

Postby Redbeard » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:43 pm

vincentpa wrote:
assateague wrote:I was just wondering to myself "wonder where Vince has been. Hope things are ok". And now I see that things are just fine, and it's business as usual :lol:


I've just been super busy this summer. The wife had to work a lot. One of the dentists in another office of her company (3 offices in Pittsburgh) raped his daughter's 20 year old friend. She and the other two dentists had to take turns covering for him to keep the office afloat. Went to PR for several days, was away for work, etc. before you know it, over a month has gone by.
he gonna be at this years Christmas party??
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Great day

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:49 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic


I was also not allowed to watch Smurfs. Pretty much if it was on T.V. I was not allowed to watch it. Also no video games or fast food.

So for all you young parents out there, don't bother trying to be good at it, your kid might grow up to be Botiz630 anyway.
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Re: Great day

Postby Redbeard » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:51 pm

You grow up in a bubble?
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Great day

Postby Pintail » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:57 pm

Smokings not cool anymore.
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Re: Great day

Postby assateague » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:29 pm

Neither is going to prison for murder. So I opt for smoking, instead.
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Re: Great day

Postby clampdaddy » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:34 pm

Pintail wrote:Smokings not cool anymore.

Wrong. Kids aren't cool anymore.
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Re: Great day

Postby firstflight » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:38 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.

My kids watched them ,you youtes must be young .
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Re: Great day

Postby Pintail » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:47 pm

We're too high on life to need a smoke.
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Re: Great day

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:59 pm

Pintail wrote:We're too high on life to need a smoke.

So cool
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Re: Great day

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:02 pm

vincentpa wrote:
assateague wrote:I was just wondering to myself "wonder where Vince has been. Hope things are ok". And now I see that things are just fine, and it's business as usual :lol:


I've just been super busy this summer. The wife had to work a lot. One of the dentists in another office of her company (3 offices in Pittsburgh) raped his daughter's 20 year old friend. She and the other two dentists had to take turns covering for him to keep the office afloat. Went to PR for several days, was away for work, etc. before you know it, over a month has gone by.


How did you manage to disguise yourself as a dentist? Was that 20 year old worth it?
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Re: Great day

Postby firstflight » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:03 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic


I was also not allowed to watch Smurfs. Pretty much if it was on T.V. I was not allowed to watch it. Also no video games or fast food.

So for all you young parents out there, don't bother trying to be good at it, your kid might grow up to be Botiz630 anyway.

WOW you guys kill me .I got my boys the PlayStation 1,2 ,3 ,4 .the Wii the Wii u ,Xbox360, Xbox 1 .we watch all the funny shows even south park .
and my boy never get in trouble .always top of there classes ,straight As honor roll ,my oldest is the top of his class with a 4.25 GPA. for last year .he is the president of NHS ,president of key club . Team captain on the football team
he will graduate this year with a 4.6 GPA .And all 5 of his classes are ap his Sat is 32 .

So all that watching bad stuff is bullshit .
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Re: Great day

Postby AKPirate » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:16 pm

firstflight wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic


I was also not allowed to watch Smurfs. Pretty much if it was on T.V. I was not allowed to watch it. Also no video games or fast food.

So for all you young parents out there, don't bother trying to be good at it, your kid might grow up to be Botiz630 anyway.

WOW you guys kill me .I got my boys the PlayStation 1,2 ,3 ,4 .the Wii the Wii u ,Xbox360, Xbox 1 .we watch all the funny shows even south park .
and my boy never get in trouble .always top of there classes ,straight As honor roll ,my oldest is the top of his class with a 4.25 GPA. for last year .he is the president of NHS ,president of key club . Team captain on the football team
he will graduate this year with a 4.6 GPA .And all 5 of his classes are ap his Sat is 32 .

So all that watching bad stuff is bullshit .


Same here growing up First. Hell, I remember walking over and picking up one of my Dad's playboy magazines off the stack and reading it and he just kinda laughed.
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Re: Great day

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:17 pm

clampdaddy wrote:
Pintail wrote:Smokings not cool anymore.

Wrong. Kids aren't cool anymore.

Nailed it.
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Re: Great day

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:21 pm

Rex was also frisky today! I'm guessing middle school started back up!
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Re: Great day

Postby clampdaddy » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:25 pm

firstflight wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic


I was also not allowed to watch Smurfs. Pretty much if it was on T.V. I was not allowed to watch it. Also no video games or fast food.

So for all you young parents out there, don't bother trying to be good at it, your kid might grow up to be Botiz630
anyway.

WOW you guys kill me .I got my boys the PlayStation 1,2 ,3 ,4 .the Wii the Wii u ,Xbox360, Xbox 1 .we watch all the funny shows even south park .
and my boy never get in trouble .always top of there classes ,straight As honor roll ,my oldest is the top of his class with a 4.25 GPA. for last year .he is the president of NHS ,president of key club . Team captain on the football team
he will graduate this year with a 4.6 GPA .And all 5 of his classes are ap his Sat is 32 .

So all that watching bad stuff is bullshit .

No chil' can be dat successful on his own. He used da' witchery on da' lookie box to sell his sole to da' debo!!!
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Re: Great day

Postby Duckdog » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:28 pm

firstflight wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic


I was also not allowed to watch Smurfs. Pretty much if it was on T.V. I was not allowed to watch it. Also no video games or fast food.

So for all you young parents out there, don't bother trying to be good at it, your kid might grow up to be Botiz630 anyway.

WOW you guys kill me .I got my boys the PlayStation 1,2 ,3 ,4 .the Wii the Wii u ,Xbox360, Xbox 1 .we watch all the funny shows even south park .
and my boy never get in trouble .always top of there classes ,straight As honor roll ,my oldest is the top of his class with a 4.25 GPA. for last year .he is the president of NHS ,president of key club . Team captain on the football team
he will graduate this year with a 4.6 GPA .And all 5 of his classes are ap his Sat is 32 .

So all that watching bad stuff is bullshit .


Could you spell out all of those acronyms for those that could only watch the 700 club growing up...
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Re: Great day

Postby firstflight » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:56 pm

Duckdog wrote:
firstflight wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:[quote="Goldfish"]
(but I seriously couldn't watch the Simpsons)


Ha! Me too. And also no Power Rangers because they used crystals.
i had a friend who's little brother couldn't watch the smurfs because they used magic


I was also not allowed to watch Smurfs. Pretty much if it was on T.V. I was not allowed to watch it. Also no video games or fast food.

So for all you young parents out there, don't bother trying to be good at it, your kid might grow up to be Botiz630 anyway.

WOW you guys kill me .I got my boys the PlayStation 1,2 ,3 ,4 .the Wii the Wii u ,Xbox360, Xbox 1 .we watch all the funny shows even south park .
and my boy never get in trouble .always top of there classes ,straight As honor roll ,my oldest is the top of his class with a 4.25 GPA. for last year .he is the president of NHS ,president of key club . Team captain on the football team
he will graduate this year with a 4.6 GPA .And all 5 of his classes are ap his Sat is 32 .

So all that watching bad stuff is bullshit .


Could you spell out all of those acronyms for those that could only watch the 700 club growing up...[/quote]
GPA grade point average
NHS national honors society
SAT scholastic aptitude test
Oh and he never miss a day of school ever from kindergarten through 11grade .
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