Whoopin dad's ass

[assateague]

Yup I'm learning 13's the magic number

Yup, the number where you want to beat the snot out of them.

A 15 year old daughter will also make you lose teeth, from clenching your jaw together so hard and so often. At least with boys, you can threaten to kick their ass and they'll believe it's gonna happen. I have to resort to "it's a good thing you're not a boy, because I would choke your ass out and walk away."

[Duckdog]

Although I know how teenage girls can be, and that they can absolutely change overnight, I've been real lucky (in that regard) with my 15 year old daughter. She's more than made up for it in medical problems, but that can't be controlled.
My son on the other hand,...
I've wanted to wring his neck since he was 15 until...this morning! (He's 21 now)
Still a good kid, but he definitely knows the buttons to push!

[Redbeard]

Yup I'm learning 13's the magic number

Yup, the number where you want to beat the snot out of them.

A 15 year old daughter will also make you lose teeth, from clenching your jaw together so hard and so often. At least with boys, you can threaten to kick their ass and they'll believe it's gonna happen. I have to resort to "it's a good thing you're not a boy, because I would choke your ass out and walk away."

it's coming to that

[Glimmerjim]

Although I know how teenage girls can be, and that they can absolutely change overnight, I've been real lucky (in that regard) with my 15 year old daughter. She's more than made up for it in medical problems, but that can't be controlled.
My son on the other hand,...
I've wanted to wring his neck since he was 15 until...this morning! (He's 21 now)
Still a good kid, but he definitely knows the buttons to push!

Oh buddy...15 and 16 are the WORST!

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Although I know how teenage girls can be, and that they can absolutely change overnight, I've been real lucky (in that regard) with my 15 year old daughter. She's more than made up for it in medical problems, but that can't be controlled.
My son on the other hand,...
I've wanted to wring his neck since he was 15 until...this morning! (He's 21 now)
Still a good kid, but he definitely knows the buttons to push!

Oh buddy...15 and 16 are the WORST!

Oh.......Whateverrrrrrr!

[assateague]

I can now physically hear "the eye roll".

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I can now physically hear "the eye roll".

That was my achilles heel. I could handle a lot until the whatever and eye roll. THen I turned into absolute instant asshole ready to beat anything and everything within reach. They learned not to do that to dad

[Glimmerjim]

Although I know how teenage girls can be, and that they can absolutely change overnight, I've been real lucky (in that regard) with my 15 year old daughter. She's more than made up for it in medical problems, but that can't be controlled.
My son on the other hand,...
I've wanted to wring his neck since he was 15 until...this morning! (He's 21 now)
Still a good kid, but he definitely knows the buttons to push!

Oh buddy...15 and 16 are the WORST!

Oh.......Whateverrrrrrr!

Exactly!! SMACK!

[Glimmerjim]

I can now physically hear "the eye roll".

That was my achilles heel. I could handle a lot until the whatever and eye roll. THen I turned into absolute instant asshole ready to beat anything and everything within reach. They learned not to do that to dad

What sets me off like that is adults that for whatever reason shake their head at me like supercilious pricks. Something about that head shake makes me want to play Bounce Back Bop Toy with 'em.

[jehler]

I can now physically hear "the eye roll".

always accompanied with a foot stomp in the jehler home

[assateague]

Yep.

[Glimmerjim]

I can now physically hear "the eye roll".

always accompanied with a foot stomp in the jehler home

Jeez jehler. I agree it's irritating, but stomping her is a bit overboard, IMO.

[Glimmerjim]

Sorry for segueing into the dark side......but who amongst us ever got the point in their later teenage years where they actually went to blows with their fathers? It's a funny thing, and to some a rite of passage. I've got my story but would like to hear others.

[Duckdog]

Present...

[Glimmerjim]

Present...

For some reason Duckdog I would like to hear a few other experiences before mine. Trust me, mine was NOT a matter of getting fed up and kicking ass!

[Goldfish]

Never put up the dukes with pops. My mom was the enforcer at home tho

[Glimmerjim]

I and mine got into a heated argument inside the house one day. He was 5' 3", but was an Iowa wrestler and used to fight as a kid. He asked if I wanted to go outside. I followed him and he didn't say a word. Just stood there as I went on. He put a hand up to grab me and I just shoved him with both hands. He came back with a shot to my chest that sat me on my ass not breathing and feeling like I had about 400 broken ribs. He asked quietly, but with a red face right in mine, "You done?" I just nodded and he turned around, went in the house and sat down in his chair with the newspaper. Showed that son of a bitch not to mess with me!!!

[Bootlipkiller]

Never put up the dukes with pops. My mom was the enforcer at home tho

So that's why you wear her pants!

[assateague]

[3legged_lab]

I and mine got into a heated argument inside the house one day. He was 5' 3", but was an Iowa wrestler and used to fight as a kid. He asked if I wanted to go outside. I followed him and he didn't say a word. Just stood there as I went on. He put a hand up to grab me and I just shoved him with both hands. He came back with a shot to my chest that sat me on my ass not breathing and feeling like I had about 400 broken ribs. He asked quietly, but with a red face right in mine, "You done?" I just nodded and he turned around, went in the house and sat down in his chair with the newspaper. Showed that son of a bitch not to mess with me!!!

Hahaha. I got the offer once while at the dinner table, his eyes got big as he slid his chair halfway back from the normal position at the table with his hands white-knuckling the arms of the "captain's seat". Dad was in much better shape back then and I quietly declined. I still remember how it took at least 15 minutes to get that bite of my hamburger chewed up enough to swallow it.

[jehler]

My dad called me out once....once

[assateague]

Did you have an .88 Magnum?

[3legged_lab]

I wish I had the transcript of my buddy telling his story. I cant do it justice, but when he gets to the part where tells of his dad pulling off his eye glasses and crushing them in his hand he says "when I watched my dad take a week's pay and throw it in the trash.... I knew I was in for a world of hurt."

[DC727]

I got busted by the pops drinking and driving at 16. I informed I was man enough to make my own decisions. He then said if I'm a real man step outside. Quite possibly the worse decision I ever made in my life. 7 years later, and I still ask for permission to do anything when I'm home.

[Tiler_J]

My dad and I got into it one time not too long ago. We both said some shit and it escalated. Ended up outside. I feel bad, but he had it coming. Watching him pull himself back into his wheelchair was a little tough. But he learned not to complain about his nursing home to me anymore, I just don't want to hear about it.

[Tiler_J]

For our slower members, that was a joke.

I didn't really feel bad at all.

[gila-river]

Gotta love a 16 year olds optimism. My sophomore year of high school I was 5'10 and wrestled at 125 pounds. My dad was 6'3 and everybit of 275. It ended quickly and badly.

[3legged_lab]

For our slower members, that was a joke.

I didn't really feel bad at all.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Eric Haynes]

It happened once and it was over quick. Even at 180lbs he had no problem grabbing me by the neck and throwing me a solid 6 feet. You know you're scared when you know throwing a punch while getting hoisted by the neck will get you nowhere

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I told my son it was time to go outside. We headed out through the sliding back door. Of course I was kind enough to open it and offer him to go first. Just as he go to the door I slammed that bitch upside his head! I then said "sorry, I might not fight fair" and continued outside. He did not follow My younger son never stepped up to the plate, I just had to say "ask your brother"