4 girls are driving across the country.

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4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:55 pm

One from California, one from Idaho, one from Montana, and one from Nebraska.

As they're driving down the highway, the girl from Idaho pulls some potatoes out of her bag and throws them out window. The other three asked. She said, "I'm sick of seeing potatoes everywhere."

Down the road a ways, the girl from Nebraska pulls some corn out of her bag and throws them out the window. The other three asked why? She said, "I'm sick of seeing corn everywhere."

Down the road a ways more and the Montanan girl grabs the Californian girl and throws her out the window saying: "I'm sick of seeing them everywhere."
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby Woody » Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:08 pm

It's a good thing you gave this it's own thread...
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:37 pm

What was that? Sorry couldn't hear you.
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:19 pm

He said your joke sucked!
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby Olly » Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:20 pm

I've heard this joke before but in a much different tone.
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:51 pm

He had me at 4 girls but quickly let me down.
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby Bad17 » Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:50 pm

Flightstopper wrote:He had me at 4 girls but quickly let me down.

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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:08 pm

I think you were missing the sexual part of the punch line.
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:12 pm

Bad17 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:He had me at 4 girls but quickly let me down.

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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby capt1972 » Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:37 pm

waste of time
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby WisconsinWaterfowler » Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:44 pm

More gay than Michael Jackson fondling little boys.
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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby capt1972 » Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:48 pm

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Re: 4 girls are driving across the country.

Postby Steele22 » Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:15 pm

capt1972 wrote:Image

That's about the funniest shit I've seen on here yet. I had to take a screenshot and get that ready to reuse :beer:
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