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Duck Poker

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:56 pm

I came up with a sweet game while in my kayak today. Duck Poker

Ace - Pintail or Canvasback
King - Mallard drake or Redhead drake
Queen - Mallard hen or old squaw
Jack - Spoonbill or C golden eye
10 - NA Wigeon or scoter
9 - Woody or rider
8 - Gadwall or B golden eye
7 - BW Teal or Buffy
6 - GW Teal or Rudy
5 - C Teal or ring neck
4 - Eurasian Wigeon or tufted
3 - Black Duck or smew
2 - Whistling Duck or merganser

Joker/wild - Harlequin

Rules are the same as any poker game as far as hands go (royal flush, straight, etc...) and you can only have 4 of one kind.

Everyone could pick their best hunt from the year and use it as their hand. Posting a picture of it here.

If I wanted I would use today's hand...
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:21 pm

Pretty cool idea Woody.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:45 pm

You may as well fold now...I'm hunting Canada in December and they have a 6 can limit.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:47 pm

Wanna make this a weekly deal?
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:50 pm

Where do I make the donation??
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:51 pm

Flightstopper wrote:Wanna make this a weekly deal?


Sure. Are we going to make wagers?

Although us northern boys don't have too many weeks left so there won't be vary many participants in January.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby firstflight » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:59 pm

Sounds kinda cool.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:27 pm

Dan, I realized what I posted made no sense... Lol.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:43 pm

Da hell? Dan deleted a post now I look like a tard taking to myself.
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Duck Poker

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:52 pm

Flightstopper wrote:Da hell? Dan deleted a post now I look like a tard taking to myself.


I made a retarded comment and deleted it before Dan could get his post in.
I think when he noticed he deleted his comment.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Steele22 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:39 pm

If this weather stays like it is now you might wanna take ice fishing shit to Canada instead of gun, hell of a good idea for a game
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Botiz630 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:22 pm

Ruddy duck should be that card with the instructions on it
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:05 am

Botiz630 wrote:Ruddy duck should be that card with the instructions on it

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Re: Duck Poker

Postby SpinnerMan » Sat Nov 15, 2014 5:44 am

I think I'll fold right now.

My best hand this year, K high, with a merganser kicker :shock: :(

Create two suits, puddlers and divers, so you can get a straight flush, which I believe is what you intended. If you want 4 suits, split them further into hens and drakes.

It seems like a fun idea. It would be more fun if I thought I had a real chance of even getting a single decent hand during a year.

BTW, why is a mallard a K and a black duck a 3? Mallard is king, no doubt about it, but I'd put black duck up in the face cards and move the shoveler down.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:06 am

Woody wrote:Dan, I realized what I posted made no sense... Lol.


I was gonna ask if you wanted to play poker for real
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Olly » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:06 am

I don't even know how to play real poker. I lose.

This looks like an awesome idea, can't wait to see how it works out.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:10 am

So what do you do? Enter your best hand for the season or is this a week to week?
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Steele22 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:47 am

Have to be week at a time wouldn't it? Surely in a seasons time everyone would tie with a top notch hand. My seasons starts a week from today if you girls need another player
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Goldfish » Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:49 am

Everything got locked up here, guess I'm out of the tourney before it started

Although if we are using what the group shot, and not necessarily you, and best from the year, I'd have a full house of aces over kings with cans and mallard/redheads
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:58 am

If anyone gets 4 aces they cheated.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby SpinnerMan » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:42 pm

Steele22 wrote:Have to be week at a time wouldn't it? Surely in a seasons time everyone would tie with a top notch hand. My seasons starts a week from today if you girls need another player

I wish I could be assured of a top notch hand.

If you split it, two suits puddlers and divers, few people would get a royal flush. Few would even get a straight flush. If you add that only 2 "cards" of the same "suit" could be used, it would be tough to get 4 of a kind because, for example, it would have to be 2 mallards and 2 redheads to get 4 kings.

We have a season-long bowfishing tournment that is a lot of fun and you get points by getting the most species, certain combos are bonus points, points for the largest (doesn't really work with ducks but bands could add points). This kind of thing could be a lot of fun, the problem for me is I just don't see the variety of ducks or this year pretty much ducks at all.
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Steele22 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:47 pm

Goldfish wrote:Everything got locked up here, guess I'm out of the tourney before it started

Although if we are using what the group shot, and not necessarily you, and best from the year, I'd have a full house of aces over kings with cans and mallard/redheads

Lets see the pics lol gotta show proof
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Steele22 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:49 pm

SpinnerMan wrote:
Steele22 wrote:Have to be week at a time wouldn't it? Surely in a seasons time everyone would tie with a top notch hand. My seasons starts a week from today if you girls need another player

I wish I could be assured of a top notch hand.

If you split it, two suits puddlers and divers, few people would get a royal flush. Few would even get a straight flush. If you add that only 2 "cards" of the same "suit" could be used, it would be tough to get 4 of a kind because, for example, it would have to be 2 mallards and 2 redheads to get 4 kings.

We have a season-long bowfishing tournment that is a lot of fun and you get points by getting the most species, certain combos are bonus points, points for the largest (doesn't really work with ducks but bands could add points). This kind of thing could be a lot of fun, the problem for me is I just don't see the variety of ducks or this year pretty much ducks at all.

Yea man I hear ya I gotta drive 8 damn hours to get to my fields. Hunting where I Iive sucks. I try for 4-5 trips around 4 days each. If i only hunted east tn I'd be hurtin for the most part
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Duck Poker

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:38 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:If anyone gets 4 aces they cheated.


Why Bulldog, We cross???
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sat Nov 15, 2014 5:19 pm

Steele22 wrote:Have to be week at a time wouldn't it? Surely in a seasons time everyone would tie with a top notch hand. My seasons starts a week from today if you girls need another player

Not if you just had to play your best hand at the end. I ain't got a chance anyways :lol:
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Steele22 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:52 pm

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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Goldfish » Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:12 pm

Steele22 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Everything got locked up here, guess I'm out of the tourney before it started

Although if we are using what the group shot, and not necessarily you, and best from the year, I'd have a full house of aces over kings with cans and mallard/redheads

Lets see the pics lol gotta show proof

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3-5 from right are cans, middle are mallards, and just to the left of them are reds
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Goldfish » Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:19 pm

I guess I didn't remember/read it right because the reds and mallards are hens, but the next day we got 4 drake reds for 4 kings with an ace kicker
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Or 5 kings with the drake mallard too?

This is all group counting tho obviously. Daily limit on reds is 2, cans 1, and mallards 4 so... I guess 2 kings and a queen for me that day


Btw, I want to call discrimination that you don't have ringers in this game, lol
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Steele22 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:37 pm

Goldfish wrote:
Steele22 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Everything got locked up here, guess I'm out of the tourney before it started

Although if we are using what the group shot, and not necessarily you, and best from the year, I'd have a full house of aces over kings with cans and mallard/redheads

Lets see the pics lol gotta show proof

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3-5 from right are cans, middle are mallards, and just to the left of them are reds

Haha, I was just fuckin around man. Damn good looking hunts though
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Re: Duck Poker

Postby Woody » Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:44 am

I thought we decided on weekly.
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