Retirement Utopia

[Duckdog]

Some of you guys hang out with some weird mother fuckers!!
I've always like Texas,...but it's full of Texans.

[sws002]

I would probably plan on living in two seperate locations depending on the season. If I had it my way (and I never do or will because I'm married) I would spend late spring to mid to late fall up north for Walleye, Pike & waterfowl, then head south to finish the waterfowl season, stream fly fishing & golf.
I'm going to have to play it by ear on locations and see where the other 2 of 3 son settle down at, the one is already sunk pretty deep roots in Kansas around Milford lake, so I can go there anytime for great hunting & fishing. He has 3 kids and I'm sure the other 2 boys will give us some Grand kids as well and MaMa isn't gonna want to get to far from her babys.
I can about guarrentee you I will not be anywhere in eastern Nebraska, for the type of fishing I like the opportunities completly suck around here, and as far as waterfowl, it can be ok but is usualy short lived because of the season dates and how suseptible the birds are to pushing out or completly through with out stoping during a cold front.
Many good idea's offerd here though.

I can agree that Nebraska's fishing leaves a little bit to be desired, especially in the eastern half. I'll have to disagree on waterfowl though. As far as numbers go, we are typically hard to beat come December when it comes to mallards and Canadas. Finding a spot to kill them can be troublesome, but we are the last stop for a lot of honkers, and the hearty ducks seldom move past us until after the seasons have closed.

[Flyway Stalker]

I would probably plan on living in two seperate locations depending on the season. If I had it my way (and I never do or will because I'm married) I would spend late spring to mid to late fall up north for Walleye, Pike & waterfowl, then head south to finish the waterfowl season, stream fly fishing & golf.
I'm going to have to play it by ear on locations and see where the other 2 of 3 son settle down at, the one is already sunk pretty deep roots in Kansas around Milford lake, so I can go there anytime for great hunting & fishing. He has 3 kids and I'm sure the other 2 boys will give us some Grand kids as well and MaMa isn't gonna want to get to far from her babys.
I can about guarrentee you I will not be anywhere in eastern Nebraska, for the type of fishing I like the opportunities completly suck around here, and as far as waterfowl, it can be ok but is usualy short lived because of the season dates and how suseptible the birds are to pushing out or completly through with out stoping during a cold front.
Many good idea's offerd here though.

I can agree that Nebraska's fishing leaves a little bit to be desired, especially in the eastern half. I'll have to disagree on waterfowl though. As far as numbers go, we are typically hard to beat come December when it comes to mallards and Canadas. Finding a spot to kill them can be troublesome, but we are the last stop for a lot of honkers, and the hearty ducks seldom move past us until after the seasons have closed.

I would probably agree with that for the most part, especialy finding a spot that hasn't been leased for more money than I will ever have to pay with. I seen many times though through my 30+ year of doing this where we have no mallards left by the 2nd week in dec, or they don't even start to come down until the 1st or 2nd week in dec, because of warmer temps up north.

[Woody]

Not that I'd retire there, but Oklahoma gets overlooked a lot. Not near as cold, but it is plenty hot...
Sportsman's paradise though...lots and lots of coyotes!

I've never met one motherfucker from Oklahoma that I didn't immediately think "that dude fucks farm animals".

That very well might be the most insulting about a group of people ever posted on here. Lol

[sws002]

Not that I'd retire there, but Oklahoma gets overlooked a lot. Not near as cold, but it is plenty hot...
Sportsman's paradise though...lots and lots of coyotes!

I've never met one motherfucker from Oklahoma that I didn't immediately think "that dude fucks farm animals".

That very well might be the most insulting about a group of people ever posted on here. Lol

What do I win?

[Tomkat]

I am living in my own retirement utopia. Thank you taxpayers. Oh wait, I still have to show up for work.

[Flightstopper]

American dream.........

[Flyway Stalker]

Not that I'd retire there, but Oklahoma gets overlooked a lot. Not near as cold, but it is plenty hot...
Sportsman's paradise though...lots and lots of coyotes!

I've never met one motherfucker from Oklahoma that I didn't immediately think "that dude fucks farm animals".

That very well might be the most insulting about a group of people ever posted on here. Lol

I try to stay away from categorizing an entire group for the weirdness of a few, but I have to admitt I just LMAO everytime I read that statement.