liar!

[Throbbin Rods]

A plane crashed in the middle of a farm in rural Tennessee. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

When they got there, the disaster site was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned-out hulk left smoldering in a tree-line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but couldn't find any remains of anyone. They spotted a lone farmer, not too far away, plowing a field as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath, "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President Obama is dead?," the sheriff shouted.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't.....but you know how that sumbitch lies."

[IndianaMallard64]

That was awesome haha

[DeadEye_Dan]

Lol

[Flightstopper]

Haha

[Olly]

Ha, didn't expect that. A+

[capt1972]

[Flyway Stalker]

Perfect!

[The Duck Hammer]

funny shit right there.