Friendship among Women:

by **Throbbin Rods** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:06 pm

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's
house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
House.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there

by **The Duck Hammer** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:02 pm

by **Flightstopper** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:08 pm

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:16 am

Lol. Nobody has 10 friends when they are married.

by **Steele22** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:02 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Lol. Nobody has 10 friends when they are married.

More truth to this than any post on here lol. Good joke though

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:12 am

I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

by **Flightstopper** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:09 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Lol. Nobody has 10 friends when they are married.

my wife said same thing, who the hell has 10 friends??

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:08 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

I feel bad for you selfish guys family's who are more concerned with hangin around with your 10 dipshit buddies than spending time with them?

by **Olly** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:18 am

Different strokes for different folks....

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:37 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

I feel bad for you selfish guys family's who are more concerned with hangin around with your 10 dipshit buddies than spending time with them?

Ha ha - my point was my wife never bitches at me or tells me what to do.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:38 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

I feel bad for you selfish guys family's who are more concerned with hangin around with your 10 dipshit buddies than spending time with them?

Ha ha - my point was my wife never bitches at me or tells me what to do.

Probly afraid you'll hit her with your club.

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:55 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

I feel bad for you selfish guys family's who are more concerned with hangin around with your 10 dipshit buddies than spending time with them?

Ha ha - my point was my wife never bitches at me or tells me what to do.

Probly afraid you'll hit her with your club.

That's not very nice.

by **Olly** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:46 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

I feel bad for you selfish guys family's who are more concerned with hangin around with your 10 dipshit buddies than spending time with them?

Ha ha - my point was my wife never bitches at me or tells me what to do.

Don't bother. Flint and I have has this debate many times. I'm like Dan I could never marry someone that wouldn't let me do my thing and I her. But the flip side isn't bad either if that works for a couple.

Different strokes makes the world keep on keepin on.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:50 pm

Olly wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

I feel bad for you selfish guys family's who are more concerned with hangin around with your 10 dipshit buddies than spending time with them?

Ha ha - my point was my wife never bitches at me or tells me what to do.

Don't bother. Flint and I have has this debate many times. I'm like Dan I could never marry someone that wouldn't let me do my thing and I her. But the flip side isn't bad either if that works for a couple.

Different strokes makes the world keep on keepin on.

I think you've really missed the point in our conversations but this is a thread about a joke. It's a pretty funny joke too, but it should say a boyfriend and girlfriend. If your married and not coming home at night and then lie about where you were then maybe you shouldn't be married...

by **Olly** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:57 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Olly wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I feel bad for you guys married to miserable women

I feel bad for you selfish guys family's who are more concerned with hangin around with your 10 dipshit buddies than spending time with them?

Ha ha - my point was my wife never bitches at me or tells me what to do.

Don't bother. Flint and I have has this debate many times. I'm like Dan I could never marry someone that wouldn't let me do my thing and I her. But the flip side isn't bad either if that works for a couple.

Different strokes makes the world keep on keepin on.

I think you've really missed the point in our conversations but this is a thread about a joke. It's a pretty funny joke too, but it should say a boyfriend and girlfriend. If your married and not coming home at night and then lie about where you were then maybe you shouldn't be married...

I think absolutes like that aren't universal for relationships. What works for you might be a nightmare to another man and vice versa.

by **SpinnerMan** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:18 pm

Olly wrote:I think absolutes like that aren't universal for relationships. What works for you might be a nightmare to another man and vice versa.

I think the definition of a nightmare marriage would be one where you have to lie to your wife about what you are doing. Either you have something to hide or you are married to an horrible woman. That seems pretty absolute.

Or maybe it is both.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:19 pm

SpinnerMan wrote:
Olly wrote:I think absolutes like that aren't universal for relationships. What works for you might be a nightmare to another man and vice versa.

I think the definition of a nightmare marriage would be one where you have to lie to your wife about what you are doing. Either you have something to hide or you are married to an horrible woman. That seems pretty absolute.

Or maybe it is both.

Wow I agree with you for once.

by **Flightstopper** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:21 pm

Haha ol' bill

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:18 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
SpinnerMan wrote:
Olly wrote:I think absolutes like that aren't universal for relationships. What works for you might be a nightmare to another man and vice versa.

I think the definition of a nightmare marriage would be one where you have to lie to your wife about what you are doing. Either you have something to hide or you are married to an horrible woman. That seems pretty absolute.

Or maybe it is both.

Wow I agree with you for once.

Are you a liberal, flint?

I'm not sure you could find someone more conservative than spinner.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:20 pm

Woody wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
SpinnerMan wrote:
Olly wrote:I think absolutes like that aren't universal for relationships. What works for you might be a nightmare to another man and vice versa.

I think the definition of a nightmare marriage would be one where you have to lie to your wife about what you are doing. Either you have something to hide or you are married to an horrible woman. That seems pretty absolute.

Or maybe it is both.

Wow I agree with you for once.

Are you a liberal, flint?

I'm not sure you could find someone more conservative than spinner.

Spinner conservative? Could've fooled me.

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:23 pm

You're confused.

Are you thinking of glimmerjim?

by **The Duck Hammer** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:22 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Woody wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
SpinnerMan wrote:
Olly wrote:I think absolutes like that aren't universal for relationships. What works for you might be a nightmare to another man and vice versa.

I think the definition of a nightmare marriage would be one where you have to lie to your wife about what you are doing. Either you have something to hide or you are married to an horrible woman. That seems pretty absolute.

Or maybe it is both.

Wow I agree with you for once.

Are you a liberal, flint?

I'm not sure you could find someone more conservative than spinner.

Spinner conservative? Could've fooled me.

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by **SpinnerMan** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:36 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Spinner conservative? Could've fooled me.

Either you got me confused with someone else or you only recall one of the few small areas where I don't agree with the typical conservative position. On most issues I am probably the right wing of the right wing. There are some where I am hard core libertarian (e.g., drug laws).

Not quite sure how I managed to fool you, but if you are not a liberal then we probably agree on most things. It's probably that I'm not big on the amen posts, but am quick, probably too quick, to post when I disagree about some particular point.