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All crumpled up

Postby Throbbin Rods » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:30 am

With a very seductive voice a woman asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, Silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... No, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... And pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
He said "No!", trying to hide his arousal.
She said ... "Check the garage."
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Re: All crumpled up

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:43 am

Hahaha
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Re: All crumpled up

Postby capt1972 » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:52 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: All crumpled up

Postby Flyway Stalker » Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:57 pm

LOL
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