by aunt betty » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:44 pm
Tell you what you do. Go get a set of new car keys, announce that you just bought a new 4 x 4, need her to take a look because you're not sure you can afford it, then spring the puppy on her and say, "just fooling" on the new truck.
Wear your kid's bicycle helmet justin case.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.