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[Ricky Spanish]

Word on the street is that my neighbors to the south are receiving record pollen counts.
Find yourself a local beekeeper and eat their honey.
It helps.

[Anotherone]

It’s methhead Monday:

[Ricky Spanish]

Philosophy time.
Equals, equality, and equity are math terms.
Math is racist therefore racial equity is racist.

Turn me loose on some liberal law students.
Day racists.

I took philosophy in college. Them classes are full of pre-law students. Was fun defeating them in mock trials.

[Ricky Spanish]

That's an empty train going to get filled up at The Anderson's grain elevator complex. What next? It goes to get distilled into alcohol and then into your gas tanks.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Save this one...
Ghost Tits.

[Anotherone]

Long train running. Sounds like a song I heard.
Word on the street is Railroad harbinger or whoever in hell is lurking here now. Get the net.

[Ricky Spanish]

Long train running. Sounds like a song I heard.
Word on the street is Railroad harbinger or whoever in hell is lurking here now. Get the net.

What the hell? Draw me a picture
One of my favorite bands is the Doobie Brothers...
Without love.
Where would you be now?

I've got a tall stack of classic vinyl.
Boston is on top.

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Did you ever notice that you can listen to Boston on an am radio with a blown speaker and it still sounds good?
Amazing

[Anotherone]

Man! That collection of albums has to be worth some cash? All I have is a bunch of dragging cassettes from the 80’s.

[Ricky Spanish]

Man! That collection of albums has to be worth some cash? All I have is a bunch of dragging cassettes from the 80’s.

Yeah. There's a first addition Pink Floyd dark side of the moon in there. What's that one worth?
Speaking of valuable...I had to recover records that a collector stole from me.
He took a very rare one that I had no clue was collectable.
The high school football team turned on our quarterback over it. He went from top of the world to crawling in the mud.

[Anotherone]

Have you played it to coincide with the wizard of oz?

[Ricky Spanish]

Have you played it to coincide with the wizard of oz?

fuck no that takes planning

[Ricky Spanish]

The first record I stole...had a delinquent bunch of pals.
Nick and I pilfered Edgar Winter Group Frankenstein. (A 45)
The first one I paid for was Styx wooden nickel another super rare album.
If you ever see that at a garage sale buy it.

[Ricky Spanish]

I apologize for doing this to you all but that dingy bartender nails it in this speech.
I'd use this to defend Trump.
She got a congressional committee to admit that the things she describes are "AOK".
LETS PLAY A GAME

If it's aok for congress then it's aok for Trump too.

[Pennydog1]

heres one for 18 dollars if anyone is interested ive bought from them several times theyre a good record shop located in aurora il

[Ricky Spanish]

If it weren't for youtube I'd pay the $18 to hear this song again. You will NOT hear "a day" on the radio.

I went thru a candle burning stage. Wooden nickel and were an American band got waxed.
I suppose it's possible to restore them.

Aurora? Ain't no way in hell I'm driving north of Kankakee in illinoiz.

[Ricky Spanish]

What in the hell?
Our bee association is international.
They do zoom meetings so good luck getting me to appear.

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[Anotherone]

I remember Mr Roboto.

[Ricky Spanish]

I remember Mr Roboto.

H to the isso.

[Pennydog1]

you dont have to go there ,i order off their web site check it out they have tons of old classic rock albums for sale at good prices

[Ricky Spanish]

you dont have to go there ,i order off their web site check it out they have tons of old classic rock albums for sale at good prices

Not buying vinyl. The volume know on my stereo went haywire. Try turning it down a bit and IT BLASTS YOU.


HEY PorkChop what size jacket do you wear?
I've got two of these that are medium size and I haven't worn them in years. Practically new. Cabelas.

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You will keep finding new pockets on every hunt.
They're 3 I one wader jackets I think

Pictured you as a big fat pork eater... I think you're about my size or a little taller.
Pay shipping and I'll mail it to you.

[PorkChop]

you dont have to go there ,i order off their web site check it out they have tons of old classic rock albums for sale at good prices

Not buying vinyl. The volume know on my stereo went haywire. Try turning it down a bit and IT BLASTS YOU.


HEY PorkChop what size jacket do you wear?
I've got two of these that are medium size and I haven't worn them in years. Practically new. Cabelas.

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You will keep finding new pockets on every hunt.
They're 3 I one wader jackets I think

Pictured you as a big fat pork eater... I think you're about my size or a little taller.
Pay shipping and I'll mail it to you.

My jackets are all extra large. I wear a lot of undergarments. It gets cold in these parts. I’m sure you’re going to try to slip a couple of those Apple tracking devices in there.

All that being said I’m sure they would fit a couple of the kids as they grow. What are the camo patterns? You know that matters to the ducks even up here in egg stomping land

Shipping would be to 58701

[Ricky Spanish]

I'm probably the only one that wears medium here.
Size: hobbit

[plainsman]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U&feature=share

[Ricky Spanish]

When I saw the gun recovery and saw its a semi auto...
I started studying hard.
That place looks familiar too.
My Beretta 390 disappeared about 5 years ago.
Yuh think?
Don't matter the cop says they destroy them.

Cops are anal when they catch ppl magnet fishing.
Perhaps they are the ones tossing guns into a ditch?
Careful. There are hundreds of these magnet fishing videos and the cops tend to show up.
Ppl find scary shit like live grenades with the pins pulled.
Dude found a cannon ball and started pounding on it.

[Ricky Spanish]

Flickerball came up in my YT feed.
Had to think hard but my junior high had a flickerball court outside.
What the hell is flickerball?
Two goals on each end shaped like a basketball backboard but with a hole in the center.
You use a football.its like basketball football hybrid game.
Can only run two steps then you have to hand off, pass, or score by throwing the football thru the hole.
Anybody every played this Stoopid game?
We did but not much.
Oh yeah you could run around but only if you go sideways.
Think like a qb scrambling to pass. Could be wrong it's been 50 years
You could advance the ball two steps only.
The football coach made us play to figure out who can pass and catch. (Not me)

[plainsman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EPsuOEH1fY

[Ricky Spanish]

How many of you have been in jail and had a state attempt to extradite?
I have. I took a long joy ride on my dad's motorcycle.
They caught me in Missouri.
Illinois attempted to extradite.
I refused to sign the papers so I was left to rot in the New Madrid jail. Eventually Illinois told Missouri that "we ain't paying you to hold him" so they turned me loose.
You think Trump knows that he can't be extradited without his signature?

[Anotherone]

Trump has Rudy. All is well.

[Ricky Spanish]

How to put a video in here. .

Nest the address in between the youtubes then cut the front off.
Erase everything to the left of the /.
Someone needs this info and knows who they are.

[Anotherone]

Nice shot.