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[PorkChop]

Ever hear of a pet coyote?
yes.

Yes

[PorkChop]

Hope you feel better! Your wife has been in my daily prayers! I will add you!!

[plainsman]

Ever hear of a pet coyote?
yes.

Yes

seen it many times, not sure if I'd do it, but each to their own

[Ricky Spanish]

Hope you feel better! Your wife has been in my daily prayers! I will add you!!

rough night. Woke up soaking wet at around 3. Was sleeping? Really?
The wife is worried and thinks I should see a quack.
According to my daughter there are a LOT of bugs and viruses affecting people right now.
The only time in my life I've been sick more than a week was mumps with meningitis. Lost two weeks then.
It feels like I'm getting better then the next wave of symptoms hit.

How many of u miss Saturday cartoons?
METV.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Millet loves getting his ears washed with a warm rag.
His ear canals are so freaking big I can get a finger wrapped in washcloth in and give it a good scrub.
He jumps up and down with excitement when I get a rag.
He's easy to take care of. Trimming nails? No problem.
Milo fights it.
Who else cleans their dogs ears?
You have to start out early.

[Anotherone]

I’m considering entering the 2024 Louisiana governor’s race. I don’t like any of the current candidates and I’d be better at running this state into the ground than any of them. I want Ricky Spanish as my campaign manager but instead of signs, billboards, commercials and all that money wasting shit, we’ll just cook the largest jambalaya ever and have ice cold 40’s and Boone’s Farm wine available. Buying votes is easy down here.

[Ricky Spanish]

I’m considering entering the 2024 Louisiana governor’s race. I don’t like any of the current candidates and I’d be better at running this state into the ground than any of them. I want Ricky Spanish as my campaign manager but instead of signs, billboards, commercials and all that money wasting shit, we’ll just cook the largest jambalaya ever and have ice cold 40’s and Boone’s Farm wine available. Buying votes is easy down here.

Ok. We need to have keggers at LSU GAMES.
You go to the campus bars and chug a few beers.
It'll work.
It worked for Illinois Governor Jim Thompson.
One of the few that didn't go to jail
Oh...we running a democrat or republican campaign?
Please say democrat...you could be the first DINO Governor.

Democrat in name only.

Now this is what these forums are for. Blow off a Lil steam.
It's like bullshitting with your hunting buddies in the blind during slow times.

Feels like I'm recovering . I think I'll eat the rest of my ribeye today.

[Anotherone]

Hell, we’ll start a new party and call it what we want. Probably lose if running as a democrat, already have an African American running and it’ll be tough stealing votes from him and the republicans have too many candidates robbing votes from each other. We can start the bullshit party and tell the voters lies while they’re eating and getting drunk. Can’t lose that way!

[Ricky Spanish]

Hell, we’ll start a new party and call it what we want. Probably lose if running as a democrat, already have an African American running and it’ll be tough stealing votes from him and the republicans have too many candidates robbing votes from each other. We can start the bullshit party and tell the voters lies while they’re eating and getting drunk. Can’t lose that way!

Identify as black. You can always re-identify after elected.
You need a campaign finance person to beg for money.

[Ricky Spanish]

Been going thru my mind remembering retrieves millet has done.
Arkansas timber hunting trains a dog to use the same line out and in. Hadn't thought of it but Millet quit cheating the bank after going to Arkansas a few times.

[Ricky Spanish]

Going to try that sunny D smooth orange.
I like sunny D but haven't seen anything but regular.
It gives me a boost when I drink that stuff.

There was this little bad ass ten year old from Alabama I hunted with for 5 days. Tanner: "nobody better lay a finger on my sunny Ds" was how he introduced himself.

[Ricky Spanish]

According to the internet two US carriers entered the black sea recently. One is a marine helicopter carrier allegedly.
I doubt Turkey would just let them pass unbothered
Now look at a map.
Here..
That little channel is a trap.

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I suppose they're "just following orders".

[Anotherone]

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[PorkChop]

According to the internet two US carriers entered the black sea recently. One is a marine helicopter carrier allegedly.
I doubt Turkey would just let them pass unbothered
Now look at a map.
Here..
That little channel is a trap.

Screenshot_20230325_141958_Maps.jpg

I suppose they're "just following orders".

Why wouldn’t tricky let them go unbothered? We have bases in turkey?

[Ricky Spanish]

According to the internet two US carriers entered the black sea recently. One is a marine helicopter carrier allegedly.
I doubt Turkey would just let them pass unbothered
Now look at a map.
Here..
That little channel is a trap.

Screenshot_20230325_141958_Maps.jpg

I suppose they're "just following orders".

Why wouldn’t tricky let them go unbothered? We have bases in turkey?

Turkey has the keys to the straight.
If they say no to a warship it means NO.
The Russian Navy is being denied access to the black sea and I don't think they're allowing any war ships to access depending on tonnage.
Please do your own research on Google.
Then you could explain it more better.
There is an international agreement of some sort.
Basically UN bs.
Dig.

The first casualy of war is truth.
Some of us have been consuming propaganda for two years and believe it. I do not believe for a minute that we just drove our boats thru there.

Youtube is kind of stuffed with videos or Russian jets harrasing b52 bombers.
They're fixing to play us hard.
Deep fake a false flag attack.
Since day one this nation is into false flags.
All our wars start with one. Boston tea party.
Remember the Maine?
Might research a bit about Admiral Biden while at it.
Like father like son.


According to the "news" were going to fight Russia, chynuh,and Iran all at once.
Biden : we got this no prob.

[Anotherone]

Russia doesn’t impress me with Ukraine holding, but Chynuh will get all Khan dynasty and shit on us.

[PorkChop]

Must be a cocaine day

[Anotherone]

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[PorkChop]

[Anotherone]

375 users right now, it’s a pity what’s about to happen. Good times to all.

[PorkChop]

375 users right now, it’s a pity what’s about to happen. Good times to all.

The biggest pity is that they are mostly guests so I don’t think they can post or comment. seems like they come and go everyday.

[Ricky Spanish]

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[Ricky Spanish]

If you think "woke" is new...
Genesis 13:13

[Ricky Spanish]

Who makes noodles?

Finally I got hungry. Opened a can of campbells chicken noodles soup.
The noodles are tiny and weak and where's the chicken?
So I'm making my own fresh noodles it's easy.

Used to wonder why people rant about fresh noodles.
Way better if you make your own and a child can do it.

1 Pound of flour
5 eggs

That makes a lot of noodles.
Noodles are good when you're stomach is weak.
I love fresh pasta and that's why I bought chickens

[Ricky Spanish]

Anyone on the board ever been to this place near Robert's, Illinois?
My father was a member there 40 years ago. We'd shoot 25 mallards on Thanksgiving day each year and I think that I'd like to try and recreate that with my grandkids.
It a pretty classy place now I'm not sure I'd fit well.
Green Acres Sportsman's Club & Gun Dog Success
(217) 395-2588
Two one seven area code. Cool that's a local call for me

https://g.co/kgs/FtD8cL
It'd be fun to meet up with some members and just shoot a lot of ducks. If it's like it was they hand you frozen labeled ducks at the end of the hunt.
They eat like wild ducks as I recall.

[Anotherone]

I’ll tell you one damn thing for certainty. I’m winning that XL Gamehide boonie hat in Mossy oak OG pattern from Green Duck Truck’s Mariner’s score prediction contest this year. Another cryptic clue alert.

[Ricky Spanish]

I’ll tell you one damn thing for certainty. I’m winning that XL Gamehide boonie hat in Mossy oak OG pattern from Green Duck Truck’s Mariner’s score prediction contest this year. Another cryptic clue alert.

Oh I've got a couple hat stories that will make you cry but I swore I'd not repeat them. Some of these guys get extremely attach'd to an article of clothing and would fight to the death over them. I'd probably come unglued if you got my gloves wet on purpose but thats all I got.

Do NOT touch his hat. The jacket is a filson.
His grandmother loves him a lot!

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Hunts in sandals with a dog.

[Ricky Spanish]

What the heck do we have here?
Allegedly it's a mondo.

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Ouch. If you look at that cut it's backwards from what I thought a 45 is.
Hmmm. Interesting.

[Ricky Spanish]

Did anyone ever wonder "what do they cut" on a cutdown?
All you need to do is get two d2 Olts.
One cut and an uncut one and compare.
The tone board is what gets cut duhhh.
Now before you get a file and fuck up some calls ...
Lol
The one I use is flat on the end like itd been cut off with a miter saw. (Was filed)
This seems dumb but I had no idea and wasn't that curious so I looked today and saw the difference.
Seems like I should have just known...it's that obvious.
I Completely miss obvious clues because I refuse to take hints and assume things. It's a flaw/ blessing.
Deal with it.

[Anotherone]

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