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[Ricky Spanish]

Then you start paying to hunt.
You get in on the ground level of a duck club, lose control. And these two sheisters sell 24 memberships but we only have one solid venue with water. Eek!
It gets ugly especially when we said eff it and hunted public. We killed ducks. They didn't and all hell broke loose where I've got a car-load of angry Memphis cops at the clubhouse calling us liars because they wanted to believe we'd leased a "super-spot" that we kept secret.
FFS we let them use the $4000 lease until they burned it up.
It's never enough so you go camp at a wma.
The amount of anxiety spent on this "hobby" is ridiculous especially since the sjws bought guns.
Is anyone anxious about how November is coming?
Sure...a little.

[Anotherone]

This upcoming season I’m going to drive around and jump shoot big, fat park geese on old man P.O. Sted’s property. Hell, it appears to work in Canada.

[Ricky Spanish]

This upcoming season I’m going to drive around and jump shoot big, fat park geese on old man P.O. Sted’s property. Hell, it appears to work in Canada.

Around here you drive the interstate and scout the borrow pits. Spot n sneak.
If you catch them on the right day you can make a pile of 7 with just 3 shells.
When everyone got cell phones I decided to quit that shit.

[Ricky Spanish]

There's always some guy pestering me about "when we gonna hunt".
What that means is , "call me when it's so good that I can't miss".
So we play text tag for weeks and never see each other despite the fact that the guy lives 13 mile's away from camp.
Usually on day one of season I've got a handful of e-scouters texting to see if they should go tomorrow.
Chasing gunfire is how it's done?
Exactly.

Someone kills 3 limits "here" and 40 boats are there in the morning. So I'm using way out there places where nobody goes. They call me a fool but it's because I'm not putting a broom on the bow to hang the strap from.
You do that once ...
It's not submarine warfare.

[Ricky Spanish]

Holy days:
In my country we have complete separation of church and state therefore why the hell have holy days like Martin Luther Kings birthday?
More paid days off for fed employees.

Sunday or Saturday is holy of course but are we even sure what day it is?
They've adjusted the calendar at least twice.
One adjustment was 3 days and another was 10 so there are 13 missing days? Uh huh.
Get into calenders and see.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?

I try to be a good kid but there's been so much lying throughout human history that I'm not sure which day is which and that means I dont know which day the sabbath is.
Quite a problem if you really really really want to please God. I'm super cereal.
Today is Easter according to my international calendar but I'm not so sure.
Happy Easter.

[Anotherone]

It’s all the damn Mayans fault.

[Ricky Spanish]

It’s all the damn Mayans fault.

Nuh uh.
I think the first 3 days was a pope named Gregory?
Gregarian calendar?
Not certain.
The other ten days were more recent. Was in the 1800s I think.
We added a "leap second" recently if you recall.
I'm so confused!

This shit only matters during hunting season you know.
I'm seriously thinking about using an old school watch that's set ten minutes fast.

[Ricky Spanish]

Oh yeah...
This line will break the ice on any wma in Arkansas.
You ask , "how many miles east of little Rock are we?".
They'll give you this puzzled look and maybe say I don't fucking know and ask why it matters.

In the agfc handbook you are taught to calculate the official sunrise time based on how far east of little Rock you are.
I think it's one minute for every nine miles.
Add or subtract i don't know I can barely count ducks.
I'm so confused!

[Ricky Spanish]

Oh yeah...
This line will break the ice on any wma in Arkansas.
You ask , "how many miles east of little Rock are we?".
They'll give you this puzzled look and maybe say I don't fucking know and ask why it matters.

In the agfc handbook you are taught to calculate the official sunrise time based on how far east of little Rock you are.
I think it's one minute for every nine miles.
Add or subtract i don't know I can barely count ducks.
I'm so confused!

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[Ricky Spanish]

This isn't the guidebook but it has really super nice pictures of any duck you might encounter there.

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Picked them up at the Ranger station at Bayou Meto WMA.

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Quite handy for when they get arguing over if it's a gadwall or a pintail.

[Ricky Spanish]

They decided that I'm making ribs today so I gotta hurry.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Smoky bones.
I'd trade for some crawdads.

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[Anotherone]

Wish I had those right now for breakfast.

[Ricky Spanish]

Wish I had those right now for breakfast.

They all said it.
Not that bad

[Ricky Spanish]

Remember the phase we went thru where to post you have to weave together all the thread topics into one post?
NHL ignore list of old olt calls ...something like that it was fun which has been lacking lately due to a couple poo-pooers poopin on stuff.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Does anyone think that if we remove the rotting carcass from under the porch that the green flies and their maggots will just leave?

[uncle Jed]

Does anyone think that if we remove the rotting carcass from under the porch that the green flies and their maggots will just leave?

the stench will remain as long as you are here the stench of delusion and stupidity

[Ricky Spanish]

We fished here.
Didn't catch a thing but bass boats kept coming and giving us stink eye. They'd all park across from us staring...4 different boat were all over there at once yacking.
They were probably trying to figure out wtf I'm doing.
It was Logans first try with a fishing pole with hooks. The whole idea was to let him play with a fishing pole so we just sort of parked and I tried to keep the boat in the right spot. Was windy a bit.
Logan did fine he didn't hook me or himself once.
I call that a success.

McCord cemetary is full of sodbusters.

[uncle Jed]

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/d ... l-disorder

[Ricky Spanish]

Suck it jed.
I see that you posted but ain't biting so you're arguing with a wall.
Whatever you posted
..I'm smiling and nodding my head as if I agree when in fact THATS A LIE.
Take it or leave it.
Uh huh...
Uh huh...
Dats right we bad and we get krunk up in heer..

[uncle Jed]

Suck it jed.
I see that you posted but ain't biting so you're arguing with a wall.
Whatever you posted
..I'm smiling and nodding my head as if I agree when in fact THATS A LIE.
Take it or leave it.
Uh huh...
Uh huh...
Dats right we bad and we get krunk up in heer..

lol, don't care what you say, others will see it and understand, those that haven't put you on "ignore". Although that's the majority

[Ricky Spanish]

Here's some Manitoba snowbees.
I keep track of Ian just cuz.

That bee loader thing is sweet.
"Cleansing" means going to the bees room and taking a dump. Bees have to hold it when it's too cold.
Gives them digestive troubles so they call it cleansing.

[Ricky Spanish]

And that is what bee poop looks like.

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a little like beeswax.

[Anotherone]

And to think we were being ignored. Lying ass duck hunters.

[Ricky Spanish]

The pm's crack me up.

Play it funky now

[Ricky Spanish]

And to think we were being ignored. Lying ass duck hunters.

You're going to need to post a link man.

[Ricky Spanish]

The strangest part of the argument is "he's banned everywhere but here so we came to throw rocks and ignore him".
Let that sink in.

That's what we called a fucked up argument in philosophy class.

Mwahahaha...try and put together a valid argument with a true premise.

[Anotherone]

He’s thinking of a devious attack plan that involves a link, I hope.

[Ricky Spanish]

He’s thinking of a devious attack plan that involves a link, I hope.

I got your link bro.

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We need the dungeon music from Zelda for this stuff

[Ricky Spanish]

Better start looking into bee hives.
They've been active lately...
Wanna see?
Maybe in about 2 or 3 hours I'll look inside one of them.
Whisper sweet words of encouragement to muh bitches.

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