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[Ricky Spanish]

Lol, wait until you try his seasoning.

it'll be next crawfish season by the time I can do it again.

[Ricky Spanish]

Is this what you drink at a crawfish boil?

No bud lite

[Anotherone]

I guess it’s going to be Miller High Life ponies like the old folks preferred.

[Ricky Spanish]

I guess it’s going to be Miller High Life ponies like the old folks preferred.

That's cultural appropriation you are drinking the beer of bassemuhball.

[Ricky Spanish]

Damnit I've had it!
Video of a Louisiana couple that rescued neuty the nutria. The state tried taking their pet nutria on public safety grounds.
They feed it crawfish and popeyes chicken?

If I lay on the side of a Louisiana lane and be as cute as I can do you think they'd take me in?
Popeyes AND crawfish ?
Sign me up.

[Ricky Spanish]

Was a bit anxious...looked outside AND ITS JUST GONE!

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Bag wakes up in Kansas.
We're not in illinoiz anymore toto.

[Ricky Spanish]

Someone started a go-fund-me to pay our bill for cancer treatment?
It's almost up to $1000 in one day.
Dang.
People are generous.
Thank God.

[Ricky Spanish]

We've got the museum of the west so why not the museum of hair?
This is ...well its different.
Interesting human history.
The Museum of Hair.

[Ricky Spanish]

Shit they have a lot of colors.
Delrin?
Erg. It's only $100 for delrin.
Hm...it'd probably break the internet if someone asked if delrin is worth it?
It's $150 for the same thing in acrylic.

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No ring on a $150 call stinks

[Anotherone]

Those greenheads at Clinton will be like, “ What in hell is Betty blowing now, a Louisiana noise maker?” Lol.

[Anotherone]

At least our state’s secretary of LDWF has resigned. Kickbacks are cool until you get busted, see ya Jack Montoucet!

[Ricky Spanish]

It took me 87 minutes to go thru this monstrous hive and find the queen.
Went thru the top two boxes, not in the bottom so I looked thru the top two again on the very last frame I'd looked at and set aside is where she was.
I'd given up, grabbed that last one and, I'll be damned there she is.
Counts as work!
I'll end up with 4 easy boxes of honey and maybe a second pull of 4 more.
That's shotgun money and not a cheap Turkish product.

[Ricky Spanish]

Those greenheads at Clinton will be like, “ What in hell is Betty blowing now, a Louisiana noise maker?” Lol.

I never called a duck there last season.
Was one of them years where you just scout then set up where they were and wait quietly.
Don't matter what magic whistle.

[OGblackcloud]

It took me 87 minutes to go thru this monstrous hive and find the queen.
Went thru the top two boxes, not in the bottom so I looked thru the top two again on the very last frame I'd looked at and set aside is where she was.
I'd given up, grabbed that last one and, I'll be damned there she is.
Counts as work!
I'll end up with 4 easy boxes of honey and maybe a second pull of 4 more.
That's shotgun money and not a cheap Turkish product.

Nothin wrong with a Turkish shotgun . I've got a couple CZ's and Dickinson's , I like them to each their own though . Remington is my usual steel slinger but I like the price point of the Turkish guns and the Impala Plus fits me like no other

[Ricky Spanish]

It took me 87 minutes to go thru this monstrous hive and find the queen.
Went thru the top two boxes, not in the bottom so I looked thru the top two again on the very last frame I'd looked at and set aside is where she was.
I'd given up, grabbed that last one and, I'll be damned there she is.
Counts as work!
I'll end up with 4 easy boxes of honey and maybe a second pull of 4 more.
That's shotgun money and not a cheap Turkish product.

Nothin wrong with a Turkish shotgun . I've got a couple CZ's and Dickinson's , I like them to each their own though . Remington is my usual steel slinger but I like the price point of the Turkish guns and the Impala Plus fits me like no other

Was thinking a400, not that I'd want it, but that's about 400 more shekels than 8 boxes of gold would bring.

[Ricky Spanish]

Have you ever bought something, a duck call perhaps, and the seller asks you to review the product before they've shipped it?
I bought two sets of reeds and corks from RNT and they're dying to know how I feel about it

[uncle Jed]

Nothin wrong with a Turkish shotgun . I've got a couple CZ's and Dickinson's , I like them to each their own though . Remington is my usual steel slinger but I like the price point of the Turkish guns and the Impala Plus fits me like no other

he doesn't know turkish from italian from US

[Anotherone]

Found on the internet so it’s got to be true, especially when read on a hunting forum.

[Ricky Spanish]

Found on the internet so it’s got to be true, especially when read on a hunting forum. @

fify
It's old but we used to put what we called a sarc mark at the end of sarcastic posts.

@

[Anotherone]

No, it’s really true, ain’t it?

[Ricky Spanish]

No, it’s really true, ain’t it?

Got added to a secret Arkansas Facebook duck hunting group.
Those guys dogged on each other so hard I just lurked and laughed. Their banter was epic with zero value other than dick measuring.

[Ricky Spanish]

Some actual duck noises.

[Ricky Spanish]

Kevin B started a thread.
"Okay what gets you uninvited?".
Answer is, "change your handle to Aunt Betty and have them all call you Betty".
Next time around they'll invite everyone but you. It's just too awkward.

[Ricky Spanish]

The boys got into their piggy banks and came up about 6 bucks short on buying Ward a new hunting jacket for duck hunting.
They pulled an extra $20 from their bank accounts.
It's $45 for the jacket.
I think I have one like it that was my dad's.

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Funny how if you look hard at artwork in old TV shows like The Donna Reed Show ...duck hunting artwork.

[Anotherone]

I didn’t know Ward Cleaver duck hunted, I had him figured for a golfer?

[Ricky Spanish]

Dad found out they blew $50 on sporting goods...
Then the bomb dropped.

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Remember wearing gear like this? Kind of like carhart but different.

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[Ricky Spanish]

I didn’t know Ward Cleaver duck hunted, I had him figured for a golfer?

I'd kill to get the duck lamp prop off Donna Reed Show

[Ricky Spanish]

I didn’t know Ward Cleaver duck hunted, I had him figured for a golfer?

he does golf.
There's an episode where beaver gets out the driver and the head falls off so he buys a new one.
Ward has a mystery figuring it out.
Turns out Ward broke the club himself and knew it.
The head was loose the whole time.

Ward is a civil engineer.

[Ricky Spanish]

Mulvaney has been a girl for 31 days and is freaking out because ___'s late on seeing aunt Flo.
OMG is Dylan pregnant?
How'd that happen?

[Anotherone]

Nature always finds a way.