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[Anotherone]

I wish I could put some hives near my duck hole, lots of Tupelo gum trees in the area.

[Ricky Spanish]

I wish I could put some hives near my duck hole, lots of Tupelo gum trees in the area.

That's real good honey.
Big Lake has them trees too.
In fact if it gets above 55 bees are buzzing the truck because it smells good to them.
They call me "the beekeeper" down there because I passed out samples.
Great icebreaker.

[Ricky Spanish]

Exciting time for a beekeeper.
The big build up.
In 6 weeks I'll be spinning out some gold.
I should name the extractor Rumplestiltskin.

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This year I was prepared for a total loss and saved loot to buy bees just in case.
Ten nucs or ten packages is close to $2k.
Was ready to buy 15.

[Ricky Spanish]

Sweet it's my lucky day.
Some random cruddy looking guy wants to buy my 1996 dodge 3500.
I'm like uhhh. You got 2500 frn's?
He says yeah.
Find the key and title.
There's the key.

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The turbocharger on a 12 valve Cummins is worth 2500

[OGblackcloud]

Better make sure the money is real

[Anotherone]

Sweet it's my lucky day.
Some random cruddy looking guy wants to buy my 1996 dodge 3500.
I'm like uhhh. You got 2500 frn's?
He says yeah.
Find the key and title.
There's the key.

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The turbocharger on a 12 valve Cummins is worth 2500

Wrecked or just doesn’t operate anymore?

[Ricky Spanish]

Better make sure the money is real

Eventually i was going to have to call the salvage place.
Told the guy he's buying a project and that I'm not exactly in a rush.
His shop is across the street from my bees.
Will just call out of focus in and we'll tie the sucker to a pissed off bee hive if he dont pay.

[Ricky Spanish]

Sweet it's my lucky day.
Some random cruddy looking guy wants to buy my 1996 dodge 3500.
I'm like uhhh. You got 2500 frn's?
He says yeah.
Find the key and title.
There's the key.

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The turbocharger on a 12 valve Cummins is worth 2500

Wrecked or just doesn’t operate anymore?

It runs but needs batteries and new relays maybe.
It had a relay problem so I started swapping the two with same numbers.
I'd get the starter to work then the generator light came on.
I was busy as hell so it got parked.
Has a tranny leak too.
Needs u joints
Etc
Etc
New tires ....

[Ricky Spanish]

So what would I buy with 2500 beans?
Nothing. Save for a bigger faster boat maybe.

[Anotherone]

Better make sure the money is real

Eventually i was going to have to call the salvage place.
Told the guy he's buying a project and that I'm not exactly in a rush.
His shop is across the street from my bees.
Will just call out of focus in and we'll tie the sucker to a pissed off bee hive if he dont pay.

Damn skippy!!

[Ricky Spanish]

The ducks I killed when I drove the old thing...

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[Anotherone]

My friend used to drive a ‘95 with that same paint, his had a 360 gas motah though.

[Ricky Spanish]

The ducks I killed when I drove the old thing...

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It's called a black hat

[Ricky Spanish]

It's going to take two NEW truck batteries to get old Cummins started. It cranked real slow...
Apparently this guy collects old trucks.
Just show me the money honey

[Anotherone]

What year was it parked?

[Ricky Spanish]

What year was it parked?

First it sat in front of the house here until the plates expired.
I guess look and see.
They're still on it.
My guess is 2011. Maybe 2012.
I moved it over there then started and moved it around the yard a few times.
It's sat for about 3 years in that spot. I think the guy wants it bad and will be dreaming about it tonight.

He needs two big assed batteries.
Driving that is like a freaking sofa on wheels.
Sounds like a John deere combine

[Anotherone]

My friend’s 1995 was as rough as an Oregon trail wagon. That thing would beat you up but it sounded great with glass packs and echo chambers, especially when down shifting. He ended up flipping that thing in a curve, he walked away but the truck didn’t.

[Ricky Spanish]

Am gonna ride this A.T.C thing all summer long.
Wait til fall comes we will all be toting ass-tuned-croakers.
Duck is just flying along minding his own business when...
"What is that awful racket that sounds like ass?!?"
BAM sucka you got a bit too close.
A
T
C

[Anotherone]

I see greenheads leaving nesting sites and headed to Champaign! If y’all smell something stinking, it’s the new ATC because it’s the shit! Order now!

[Ricky Spanish]

I see greenheads leaving nesting sites and headed to Champaign! If y’all smell something stinking, it’s the new ATC because it’s the shit! Order now!

Hurry! The supply of ass is running low.

[Ricky Spanish]

Boy. Got him stirred up this time.
Poor fella.

[Ricky Spanish]

Lately the boys in the hood have been shooting off something like this at night with a barrel mag like in this video. Someone has money to burn on full-auto weapons of war from Pakistan. We should be concerned.

[Anotherone]

We should be prepared, buy more ammo. I hear 3” steel of any size makes a mess of an intruder at combat range (7 yards).

[Ricky Spanish]

We should be prepared, buy more ammo. I hear 3” steel of any size makes a mess of an intruder at combat range (7 yards).

Way ahead of u.

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When you think 750 is a lot...
It's not. You can never have too much ammo.
It's like decoys

[Ricky Spanish]

Every morning for about two hours he sits here guarding my tail. 100% loyalty. Was only 500 beans.
Totally worth it.

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[Anotherone]

A shotgun placed near every window could hold a fort down against a gangsta attack.

[Ricky Spanish]

A shotgun placed near every window could hold a fort down against a gangsta attack.

Uh...
It wasn't my fucking idea but in the greater commonwealth of Illinoiz it is unlawful to use deadly force to protect your person or property UNLESS you've got a badge. Then you can kill a guy because you're a little nervous.

[Anotherone]

That sucks.

[Ricky Spanish]

That sucks.

When the mowers got ripped off I had the most interesting conversation with the officer about where to move and legally defend yourself.
I suggested Arkansas but he likes Michigan?. He's a hunter and we got along.
Amazing how many police go hunting.

[Anotherone]

Michigan? Gotta move below the Mason-Dixon Line, Arkansas sounds mo better.