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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby jehler » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:47 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
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Goldfish wrote:Jehler, just remember, OBX isn't very far off in age from your daughter...


That one might strike a nerve, and I don't know if OBX has the guts to follow thru with that one (or maybe should say is smarter than to follow thru with that one, which ever it may be).

Id hunt him down, my sister however, she could teach the boy some things

I wouldn't be scared of a man half my height.


Height doesn't matter when you have no meat on your bones.

At 5'7" and 215 pounds I am similar to hevi shot in knock down power
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:51 pm

Goldfish wrote:
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jehler wrote:Id hunt him down, my sister however, she could teach the boy some things

Obxcougarhunter?

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Sadly, you wouldn't know what to do with fine aged woman.


I thought that was the point of cougars, they show YOU the ropes

Here's the deal with that. They might show you a few things, and one of them is that they are fucking crazy. Not saying its impossible but, older women are usually going through a mid life crisis when they decide to hammer down on someone half their age.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby one2many » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:58 pm

women of all ages are bat shit crazy
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:25 pm

jehler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
jehler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Jehler, just remember, OBX isn't very far off in age from your daughter...


That one might strike a nerve, and I don't know if OBX has the guts to follow thru with that one (or maybe should say is smarter than to follow thru with that one, which ever it may be).

Id hunt him down, my sister however, she could teach the boy some things

I wouldn't be scared of a man half my height.


Height doesn't matter when you have no meat on your bones.

At 5'7" and 215 pounds I am similar to hevi shot in knock down power


I'm only 5'9", but 220lbs. I'll take it any day over being a tall and lanky bitch :D I have quite a few tall friends that can eat all day every day and not gain an ounce. Pisses me off. While I eat a lot, I stay pretty active to keep in some kind of shape. I think if I stop moving I'm gonna explode.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Goldfish » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:39 pm

If heavy metal is 5'7" and 215, what is 5'7" and 135?
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:40 pm

Goldfish wrote:If heavy metal is 5'7" and 215, what is 5'7" and 135?

Aluminum #7
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:41 pm

What about 6'2" 160#?
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby jehler » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:42 pm

Goldfish wrote:If heavy metal is 5'7" and 215, what is 5'7" and 135?

My waist is 36, divide that into the coefficient of the ratio of my hat size and compare to your shoes makes it a pretty safe bet to say 53
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:43 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:What about 6'2" 160#?


Same shot, just in a 3 1/2" shell :clap:
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:45 pm

jehler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:If heavy metal is 5'7" and 215, what is 5'7" and 135?

My waist is 36, divide that into the coefficient of the ratio of my hat size and compare to your shoes makes it a pretty safe bet to say 53


Haha, what's your hat size? Mine is 7 5/8. I thought it was double the coefficient to to half of your right pinky toe size? My math is flawed.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:45 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:What about 6'2" 160#?


Same shot, just in a 3 1/2" shell :clap:

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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby assateague » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:08 pm

I'm 6 feet, 200, but I have size 13 feet. Does that mean I have the coefficient of one of those inflatable punching clowns from the days of my youth?
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Westie25 » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:00 pm

grizz18 wrote:Grizz wintergreen, and a dark beer


Griz speaks the truth!
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:07 pm

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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:13 pm

assateague wrote:I'm 6 feet, 200, but I have size 13 feet. Does that mean I have the coefficient of one of those inflatable punching clowns from the days of my youth?


6'5" 215lb size 14 or shoe. It's good to know I'm not the only big foot around here Assa.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:24 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:I'm 6 feet, 200, but I have size 13 feet. Does that mean I have the coefficient of one of those inflatable punching clowns from the days of my youth?


6'5" 215lb size 14 or shoe. It's good to know I'm not the only big foot around here Assa.

My work boots are size 15, other shoes are 14. 6'4" & 245.

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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:26 pm

10 1/2 shoes. Guess you all have bigger peckers than me! :( :clap:
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:26 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:I'm 6 feet, 200, but I have size 13 feet. Does that mean I have the coefficient of one of those inflatable punching clowns from the days of my youth?


6'5" 215lb size 14 or shoe. It's good to know I'm not the only big foot around here Assa.

My work boots are size 15, other shoes are 14. 6'4" & 245.

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I bet you know this but not a lot of others do. I can wear a 14 or a 15 and I found out why a long time ago. Shoe companies will skew the shoe sizes that side of the ruler to make people with big feet feel better about it. No joke, talked to guy who makes high end leather shoes on an airplane one time.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:31 pm

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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby jehler » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:33 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:I'm 6 feet, 200, but I have size 13 feet. Does that mean I have the coefficient of one of those inflatable punching clowns from the days of my youth?


6'5" 215lb size 14 or shoe. It's good to know I'm not the only big foot around here Assa.

Truth, when olly hunted the barge with us he was still taller than me even when I was standing on the midget step
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:34 pm

Eric Haynes wrote: :beer:

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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby jehler » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:35 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:Guess Olly is letting that one slide Liar?

For those that didn't catch it, Morning Beef said his late night snack was "jehlers daughter's ass"

Now we support pedophiles?

Seriously? If this is true shit will get serious
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:35 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Guess Olly is letting that one slide Liar?

For those that didn't catch it, Morning Beef said his late night snack was "jehlers daughter's ass"

Now we support pedophiles?

Didn't see that.


He only left it up for a couple minutes then edited it. Real classy.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:37 pm

jehler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Guess Olly is letting that one slide Liar?

For those that didn't catch it, Morning Beef said his late night snack was "jehlers daughter's ass"

Now we support pedophiles?

Seriously? If this is true shit will get serious


I'm not a troll, and I'm not a liar. I just came back from eating dinner and this thread was still up so I refreshed it. Noticed MB was the last commenter and that's what he had posted.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:38 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Guess Olly is letting that one slide Liar?

For those that didn't catch it, Morning Beef said his late night snack was "jehlers daughter's ass"

Now we support pedophiles?

Didn't see that.


He only left it up for a couple minutes then edited it. Real classy.

He's done that before.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:41 pm

Did the late night snack thread really devolve to a shoe measuring contest? Reflect fellas. This isn't 6th grade swim class.
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:41 pm

Now we're recycling old DHC threads?
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:41 pm

Hold on let me start a wives/ girlfriends thread
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:44 pm

Redbeard wrote:Hold on let me start a wives/ girlfriends thread


Guess I didn't know it was a DHC thread. I don't usually visit the honey hole so I'm guessing it was there. There was a wives thread?
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Re: Late night snack thread

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:45 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Hold on let me start a wives/ girlfriends thread


Guess I didn't know it was a DHC thread. I don't usually visit the honey hole so I'm guessing it was there. There was a wives thread?


It was actually a pretty funny thread. I could start a ex gf's thread in the DD but I might have a little bit of a conscience.... damn.
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