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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:07 pm

b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I heard a vasectomy can increase wiener farts. The lord knows I dont need more of those :shock:

:scratching head:

I love how no one will admit they've passed wiener gas. My friends growing up would never admit to it either.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:11 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I heard a vasectomy can increase wiener farts. The lord knows I dont need more of those :shock:

:scratching head:

I love how no one will admit they've passed wiener gas. My friends growing up would never admit to it either.

i dont even want to know
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:16 pm

Too much butt sex??

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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:26 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Too much butt sex??

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Not sure...too many variables.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:27 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Too much butt sex??

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Not sure...too many variables.

meth... not even once
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:30 pm

Then tell (insert that special someone here) the "blow" in blowjob is just a figure of speech.

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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:32 pm

b.hud wrote:
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3legged_lab wrote:Too much butt sex??

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Not sure...too many variables.

meth... not even once


Yup, that stuff never happens once.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:32 pm

I've done meth once
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:34 pm

jehler wrote:I've done meth once

you recommend it?
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:35 pm

jehler wrote:I've done meth once

It was probably pop bottle sheet then.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:44 pm

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jehler wrote:I've done meth once

It was probably pop bottle sheet then.

Nope, pharmaceutical grade, stolen from MSU actually, was hands down the best most intense drug experiences of my life, fortunately I had just enough sense to recognize that all that glitters is not gold and that the experience I had just experienced must have been jaded, never touched it again even though we had an ounce of the stuff
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:48 pm

jehler wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
jehler wrote:I've done meth once

It was probably pop bottle sheet then.

Nope, pharmaceutical grade, stolen from MSU actually, was hands down the best most intense drug experiences of my life, fortunately I had just enough sense to recognize that all that glitters is not gold and that the experience I had just experienced must have been jaded, never touched it again even though we had an ounce of the stuff


Even a monkey recognizes dollar signs over being in a tree. I've had some pretty wild rides on psylocybin
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:52 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
jehler wrote:I've done meth once

It was probably pop bottle sheet then.

Nope, pharmaceutical grade, stolen from MSU actually, was hands down the best most intense drug experiences of my life, fortunately I had just enough sense to recognize that all that glitters is not gold and that the experience I had just experienced must have been jaded, never touched it again even though we had an ounce of the stuff


Even a monkey recognizes dollar signs over being in a tree. I've had some pretty wild rides on psylocybin

The last time I did shrooms I melted into my chair and relived my birth, all and all it was not a happy experience, ever thinking I need to get to an ambulance but when I walked I melted into the concrete. Palace of auburn hills dead show, probably 93?
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:10 pm

jehler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
jehler wrote:I've done meth once

It was probably pop bottle sheet then.

Nope, pharmaceutical grade, stolen from MSU actually, was hands down the best most intense drug experiences of my life, fortunately I had just enough sense to recognize that all that glitters is not gold and that the experience I had just experienced must have been jaded, never touched it again even though we had an ounce of the stuff


Even a monkey recognizes dollar signs over being in a tree. I've had some pretty wild rides on psylocybin

The last time I did shrooms I melted into my chair and relived my birth, all and all it was not a happy experience, ever thinking I need to get to an ambulance but when I walked I melted into the concrete. Palace of auburn hills dead show, probably 93?

Damnnnn...I have aten a pound in three days, but whatever you had sounds like what I was trying to achieve

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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:17 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:[quote="jehler"]I've done meth once

It was probably pop bottle sheet then.

Nope, pharmaceutical grade, stolen from MSU actually, was hands down the best most intense drug experiences of my life, fortunately I had just enough sense to recognize that all that glitters is not gold and that the experience I had just experienced must have been jaded, never touched it again even though we had an ounce of the stuff


Even a monkey recognizes dollar signs over being in a tree. I've had some pretty wild rides on psylocybin

The last time I did shrooms I melted into my chair and relived my birth, all and all it was not a happy experience, ever thinking I need to get to an ambulance but when I walked I melted into the concrete. Palace of auburn hills dead show, probably 93?

Damnnnn...I have aten a pound in three days, but whatever you had sounds like what I was trying to achieve

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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:31 pm

jehler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:[quote="Mornin Beef"][quote="jehler"]I've done meth once

It was probably pop bottle sheet then.

Nope, pharmaceutical grade, stolen from MSU actually, was hands down the best most intense drug experiences of my life, fortunately I had just enough sense to recognize that all that glitters is not gold and that the experience I had just experienced must have been jaded, never touched it again even though we had an ounce of the stuff


Even a monkey recognizes dollar signs over being in a tree. I've had some pretty wild rides on psylocybin

The last time I did shrooms I melted into my chair and relived my birth, all and all it was not a happy experience, ever thinking I need to get to an ambulance but when I walked I melted into the concrete. Palace of auburn hills dead show, probably 93?

Damnnnn...I have aten a pound in three days, but whatever you had sounds like what I was trying to achieve

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Used to call them shroom shooters. Just fill the cap and tip it back. Ive never had any liquid experiences on them or anything though. Just great times. Best was at Rock-am-Ring over in Germany. That was the pound in 3 days event. Lots of smokes, beer, mushrooms and a ton of music.

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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby assateague » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:54 pm

I miss it being 25 years ago.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:55 pm

Maybe they just effect me more, I have done 50 hits of acid in a day an not had near the effect that once of shrooms had
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:56 pm

assateague wrote:I miss it being 25 years ago.

I do but I don't... I do look forward to our Jamaica trip though, how old is laniebug?
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:56 pm

assateague wrote:I miss it being 25 years ago.

12ish years ago for me. Didn't have a worry in the world...look at me now..lol
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby assateague » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:58 pm

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I miss it being 25 years ago.

I do but I don't... I do look forward to our Jamaica trip though, how old is laniebug?


6. We got a few more years to save. Think you could get us there on a boat from Key West? We'd have to go around Cuba.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:00 pm

assateague wrote:
jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I miss it being 25 years ago.

I do but I don't... I do look forward to our Jamaica trip though, how old is laniebug?


6. We got a few more years to save. Think you could get us there on a boat from Key West? We'd have to go around Cuba.


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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:01 pm

assateague wrote:
jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I miss it being 25 years ago.

I do but I don't... I do look forward to our Jamaica trip though, how old is laniebug?


6. We got a few more years to save. Think you could get us there on a boat from Key West? We'd have to go around Cuba.

Fuck yeah. I feel more comfortable piloting a boat than driving a car
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby assateague » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:01 pm

This is all about my old man comfort.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:02 pm

Maybe Rick will still be around to captain?
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:02 pm

Why go around Cuba?
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby assateague » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:03 pm

He'll be up here, but that guy has a ton of connections. He could probably get us permission from one of the Castros to take a shortcut across the island instead of going around.
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Bufflehead » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:03 pm

jehler wrote:Why go around Cuba?

you got a boat that can go across it?
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby jehler » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:04 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
jehler wrote:Why go around Cuba?

you got a boat that can go across it?

Yep
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Re: One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:04 pm

jehler wrote:
Bufflehead wrote:
jehler wrote:Why go around Cuba?

you got a boat that can go across it?

Yep

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