One of my buddies who had a vasectomy

[jehler]

He'll be up here, but that guy has a ton of connections. He could probably get us permission from one of the Castros to take a shortcut across the island instead of going around.

Hope to meet that guy sooner than later

[Laguna Madre]

I didn't get the shot in my cajones I got it in my taint. It still freaking hurt but I can't imagine getting a needle in my actual ball. Holy shit I'm shuddering thinking about it. My doc didn't burn anything I think he used some type of clamp or he tied a knot or something.

When you're laying on the table and a man (even though he's a doctor) has your balls in his left hand and a big ass needle in his right hand and he asks if you're ready its hard to say yes. At the moment of truth I said stoooooooppppppp. The doc stopped and asked if I was OK. I said doc I'm a United States Marine and Texas State Trooper but I am absolutely scared to death. The doc laughed and said you wouldn't be a normal man if you were'nt scared about getting a needle in your nuts. He said I promise its only going to hurt for a couple of seconds. I said OK and he jammed that needle into my taint and I about came off the table but it was soon over and I didn't feel anymore pain.

After the procedure was complete and my wife drove me home I was feeling bummed so I took a vicoden and drank a bottle of Jameson. And when I say I drank a bottle of Jameson I mean the whole bottle then was so hung over the next day that I had to throw up which caused even more pain in my taint. Word of advice to anyone contemplating a vasectomy. Don't drink whiskey and take vicoden to such excess that you throw up the next morning. It will prolong the pain.

[assateague]

I got the shots right in the goods. About 6 in the left, and 4 in the right. I think they kept shorting me on the quantity, then not waiting long enough, and kept having to give me more of the fuckers. I honest to God had to yell several times 'I CAN FEEL THAT, DOC- EVERYTHING- AND IT FUCKING HURTS"

[QH's Paw]

Used to call them shroom shooters. Just fill the cap and tip it back. Ive never had any liquid experiences on them or anything though. Just great times. Best was at Rock-am-Ring over in Germany. That was the pound in 3 days event. Lots of smokes, beer, mushrooms and a ton of music.

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I was at the first rock am ring in something like 84 or 85. Every headliner you could imagine and it was a 2 day campout bash, down by Nurumburg. I think they started the monsters of rock while I was over there too but, I really don't remember alot about that one, except the firehoses they pushed us back from the stage with.

[Eric Haynes]

Used to call them shroom shooters. Just fill the cap and tip it back. Ive never had any liquid experiences on them or anything though. Just great times. Best was at Rock-am-Ring over in Germany. That was the pound in 3 days event. Lots of smokes, beer, mushrooms and a ton of music.

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I was at the first rock am ring in something like 84 or 85. Every headliner you could imagine and it was a 2 day campout bash, down by Nurumburg. I think they started the monsters of rock while I was over there too but, I really don't remember alot about that one, except the firehoses they pushed us back from the stage with.

Thats awesome! Ive been 4 times now. Its in Nurburgring at the largest race track in the world. Its been 3 days since Ive been going. Always been a blast and its awesome you got to go in its early stages


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[Redbeard]

I miss it being 25 years ago.

I do but I don't... I do look forward to our Jamaica trip though, how old is laniebug?

6. We got a few more years to save. Think you could get us there on a boat from Key West? We'd have to go around Cuba.

Fuck yeah. I feel more comfortable piloting a boat than driving a car

take the barge. No one would suspect a thing

[Goldfish]

I miss it being 25 years ago.

I do but I don't... I do look forward to our Jamaica trip though, how old is laniebug?

6. We got a few more years to save. Think you could get us there on a boat from Key West? We'd have to go around Cuba.

Fuck yeah. I feel more comfortable piloting a boat than driving a car

take the barge. No one would suspect a thing

Are you trying to say that they aren't used to crazy big rafts, filled with people, off the coast of Cuba?

[3legged_lab]

[quote="assateague"]I miss it being 25 years ago.

I do but I don't... I do look forward to our Jamaica trip though, how old is laniebug?

6. We got a few more years to save. Think you could get us there on a boat from Key West? We'd have to go around Cuba.

Fuck yeah. I feel more comfortable piloting a boat than driving a car

take the barge. No one would suspect a thing

Are you trying to say that they aren't used to crazy big rafts, filled with people, off the coast of Cuba?[/quote]
Yes, the barge resembles a boat, so it would be unfamiliar.

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[QH's Paw]

Used to call them shroom shooters. Just fill the cap and tip it back. Ive never had any liquid experiences on them or anything though. Just great times. Best was at Rock-am-Ring over in Germany. That was the pound in 3 days event. Lots of smokes, beer, mushrooms and a ton of music.

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I was at the first rock am ring in something like 84 or 85. Every headliner you could imagine and it was a 2 day campout bash, down by Nurumburg. I think they started the monsters of rock while I was over there too but, I really don't remember alot about that one, except the firehoses they pushed us back from the stage with.

Thats awesome! Ive been 4 times now. Its in Nurburgring at the largest race track in the world. Its been 3 days since Ive been going. Always been a blast and its awesome you got to go in its early stages


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We lost one of my buddies on the first day for about 12 hours. All of a sudden, everyone says "where's Dave?" and we start trying to find him. You know how big that place is, so you know how tough it was to find him. We even had to go looking through the area where everyone had their pup tents set up. We didn't have cell phones back then so it was pretty interesting. Anyway, we find him pastout on a blanket that some one had laid out like a picnic. We asked the people if he had bothered them and they said he just laid downn and mumbled something they couldn't understand and then past out. He had been there for at least 4 hours. He had put a sticker from the concert on his stomach before he past out and it was summer. So, he had onehelluva sunburn and this white triangle in the middle of his stomach after the whole thing was over.
The good old days.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I never told that story?

Apparently, I was a learning experience. I had a "real" doctor do the left one, and a resident do the right one. I also had a group of about 10 medical students standing watching the procedure from the other side of the room. My head was behind the sheet-screen-thing they put in front of your face, which unfortunately was only about 2 feet tall. Only tall enough to keep me from seeing across the room, or even really seeing the doctors. But not tall enough to hide the smoke and smell the singe when they finished up with the laser, burning a portion of my nuts. I'm not kidding in the least about that part, either. Also, the VA hospital must have had a budget shortfall, and were trying to save on the novocain, because I had to teell that asshat about 6 times that I COULD STILL FEEL IT. He must have been up against his lunch break, because every time he gave me another shot of it (yes, in the nuts), he would only wait about 3 nanoseconds before starting to cut again, hardly time for it to kick in. And then the self-dissolving stitches weren't, causing me to go back, and having that sick **** just grab onto the last stitch with some medical-grade Channellocks, and yank it the **** out, almost breaking my neck on the wall when I squirrelled upwards to get away from the searing pain in my nut sack. Overall, not a pleasant experience, but one I was willing to deal with for the benefit.


And now you tell me there's no benefit. Pardon my consternation.

Mine was almost exactly the same experience, except the students were nurses. I don't know how many times they asked if I could really feel that! Helllllll YEEESSSSSS!!!!!

[3legged_lab]

Weellll, helloooo mounntaaainn maaaaann.

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[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Weellll, helloooo mounntaaainn maaaaann.

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Hooooowwwwwddddyyyyyyyyy.