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Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby huntfishnv » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:03 pm

The man the myth the legend is in the hospital under critical condition.

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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:23 am

He'll pull through. The world needs him.
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby bill herian » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:39 am

I don't know if I'd go so far as to say the world needs him, but he seems like a nice enough fella, and 59 is too young.

I hope he pulls through.
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:41 am

bill herian wrote:I don't know if I'd go so far as to say the world needs him, but he seems like a nice enough fella, and 59 is too young.

I hope he pulls through.

Have you never heard of Jizz Master Zero? The world needs him.

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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby huntfishnv » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:48 am

He ate too much taco meat.



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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:54 am

OH NO!!! THE HEDGEHOG'S DOWN!!
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:47 am

The world is a better place cause of movies like Orgazmo. I know I would be lost without movies like "The Great American Squirt Off", and "Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy".

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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:54 am

Well they come and they go. If its his time, the biggest dick in the world wont save you.
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:56 am

Tomkat wrote:Well they come and they go. If its his time, the biggest dick in the world wont save you.

Yes, but Id be sure to tear it up before I go

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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:08 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Well they come and they go. If its his time, the biggest dick in the world wont save you.

Yes, but Id be sure to tear it up before I go

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Don't you think he's had his share?
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby assateague » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:13 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Well they come and they go. If its his time, the biggest dick in the world wont save you.

Yes, but Id be sure to tear it up before I go

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His dick? Homo.
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:17 am

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:50 am

assateague wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Well they come and they go. If its his time, the biggest dick in the world wont save you.

Yes, but Id be sure to tear it up before I go

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His dick? Homo.

Kind of how I read it too
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:55 am

Tomkat wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Well they come and they go. If its his time, the biggest dick in the world wont save you.

Yes, but Id be sure to tear it up before I go

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Don't you think he's had his share?

No, he was a pretty classy dude. I remember a special they had on him where he said he didn't discriminate againt any women. "Black, white, fat, ugly, 18 or 86...doesn't matter to me"

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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:21 am

Whatever AT. U better not bend over today sugar
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:29 pm

Tomkat wrote:Whatever AT. U better not bend over today sugar

Don't drop the soap!

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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby assateague » Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:55 pm

Tomkat wrote:Whatever AT. U better not bend over today sugar


I was talking to Eric. I think. :lol:
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby huntall6 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:50 pm

Coolest. Jew. Ever.

I hope he pulls through....
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Re: Oh no, Ron Jeremy!

Postby Goldfish » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:06 pm

Who is going to play Mario on the kid's Super Mario Brothers shows now?
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