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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby quacknstack6 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:17 pm

jehler wrote:
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assateague wrote:It's all about the mental image. Don't read too much into it. :lol:

I will try not to, still cant get that image out of my head.

Can't shake that memory of old uncle billy huh?

Thanks for bringing up repressed memories, time to go back to the mental health guy. Tell him we can stop talking about the incident we got a whole new can of worms now.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby one2many » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:17 pm

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assateague wrote:When you got back to the camp he set up in the hills, I'd be squatting by the fire puffing on a corn cob pipe with a twinkle in my eye.

What's in the pipe?

its green as a bullfrog and sticky as glue
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:18 pm

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assateague wrote:When you got back to the camp he set up in the hills, I'd be squatting by the fire puffing on a corn cob pipe with a twinkle in my eye.

What's in the pipe?

its green as a bullfrog and sticky as glue

and smells like a skunk and tastes like blueberries.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby quacknstack6 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:19 pm

one2many wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:When you got back to the camp he set up in the hills, I'd be squatting by the fire puffing on a corn cob pipe with a twinkle in my eye.

What's in the pipe?

its green as a bullfrog and sticky as glue

Sap covered pine needles?
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I'll more than likely just mount it right there in the field.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:19 pm

Google Image search "hillbilly squatting by campfire", and you will get the most amazingly random collection of photos I've ever seen. Ever.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:19 pm

quacknstack6 wrote:
one2many wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:When you got back to the camp he set up in the hills, I'd be squatting by the fire puffing on a corn cob pipe with a twinkle in my eye.

What's in the pipe?

its green as a bullfrog and sticky as glue

Sap covered pine needles?

Purple stickey bud

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby quacknstack6 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:20 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
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one2many wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:When you got back to the camp he set up in the hills, I'd be squatting by the fire puffing on a corn cob pipe with a twinkle in my eye.

What's in the pipe?

its green as a bullfrog and sticky as glue

Sap covered pine needles?

Purple stickey bud

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No such thing, its illegal. Kinda like if obama bans black rifles, no one will have them. :roll:
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I'll more than likely just mount it right there in the field.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:21 pm

assateague wrote:I watch it because I want to see the Ravens, and Ray Lewis in particular, get their dicks knocked in the dirt.


Lol..

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:21 pm

assateague wrote:Google Image search "hillbilly squatting by campfire", and you will get the most amazingly random collection of photos I've ever seen. Ever.

This is what I found.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:23 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
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goodkarmarising"]I love good live jazz in a smokey dive bar.


You can't smoke at any bars in Communist NY

In communist NY bar smokes you!


Haha, I had a good communist gps saying and picture for over at DHC, but I held it back.

No Balls!

Didn't want to hurt anyones feelings. You post something there and everyone acts like it was directed at them.

Posted a picture of a dredger and I got the eye.[/quote]
I thought that pic was hilarious.

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assateague wrote:Who the fuck decides that every halftime show needs to be hippity hop, flat-bill-appealing-to, overproduced R&B crap? Why can't Charlie Daniels get out there? That's why I like NASCAR. Cause it's 'Merican. Not this crap.


Wonder how long Red lasted?

Eewwww.

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby one2many » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:23 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:I watch it because I want to see the Ravens, and Ray Lewis in particular, get their dicks knocked in the dirt.


Lol..

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thats funny shit
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:27 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:Google Image search "hillbilly squatting by campfire", and you will get the most amazingly random collection of photos I've ever seen. Ever.

This is what I found.
careless_beaver.jpg

Wouldn't have happened if he was wearing a hard hat.

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:36 pm

assateague wrote:Google Image search "hillbilly squatting by campfire", and you will get the most amazingly random collection of photos I've ever seen. Ever.


W. t. F.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:37 pm

Fucked that one up. Pic goes with last post

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:43 pm

assateague wrote:Google Image search "hillbilly squatting by campfire", and you will get the most amazingly random collection of photos I've ever seen. Ever.

I found these


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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:43 pm

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:45 pm

3legged_lab wrote:sent from my Galaxy S3 using tapatalk 2

I've seen conjoined twins that didn't look that bad!
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby quacknstack6 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:47 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:sent from my Galaxy S3 using tapatalk 2

I've seen conjoined twins that didn't look that bad!

Watch your mouth when you talk about my family.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:50 pm

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3legged_lab wrote:sent from my Galaxy S3 using tapatalk 2

I've seen conjoined twins that didn't look that bad!

Watch your mouth when you talk about my family.

Did someones feelings get hurt?
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby quacknstack6 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:54 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
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I've seen conjoined twins that didn't look that bad!

Watch your mouth when you talk about my family.

Did someones feelings get hurt?

I dont have feelings.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:55 pm

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3legged_lab wrote:sent from my Galaxy S3 using tapatalk 2

I've seen conjoined twins that didn't look that bad!

I'm still laughing at this as I type.

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:00 pm

That farmer commercial was pretty good until they showed the dodge.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby Bulldog0156 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:25 am

assateague wrote:I watch it because I want to see the Ravens, and Ray Lewis in particular, get their dicks knocked in the dirt.


Suck it, bitch!
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby Redbeard » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:51 am

Flightstopper wrote:
assateague wrote:Who the fuck decides that every halftime show needs to be hippity hop, flat-bill-appealing-to, overproduced R&B crap? Why can't Charlie Daniels get out there? That's why I like NASCAR. Cause it's 'Merican. Not this crap.


Wonder how long Red lasted?

not long at all. As soon as I found out who the halftime show was I skedaddled
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:41 pm

One of these decades, years, millenniums or what not, they will have a half time show that does not lick monkey balls.

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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:52 pm

Apparently the NFL found it important to appeal to all the single lady's and add to OBX's spank bank!!!!
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby huntfishnv » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:53 pm

Such a nice butt. Honestly made the half time show.
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Re: See how much I care about the superbowl

Postby assateague » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:58 pm

jarbo03 wrote:One of these decades, years, millenniums or what not, they will have a half time show that does not lick monkey balls.

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