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Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:50 am

I have to go to Vegas again on business in a couple weeks. I hate Vegas. I mean, hate it. Rather than not blow any money at the tables (because I hate that), I thought I'd put $20 on next year's Super Bowl. So who should I put it on? Go for marginal odds on the hope of winning $100 or so, or put it on someone like the Buccaneers and hope to win $20,000?
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Re: Vegas

Postby jehler » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:53 am

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Re: Vegas

Postby Goldfish » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:53 am

You could put it on the Vikings and win a million. Only problem is that you won't be able to collect it because the world would literally end right after.

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Re: Vegas

Postby huntfishnv » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:01 pm

I'd say, Falcons for a decent chance, Detroit Lions for a marginal chance, and the Cleveland Browns for no way in hell chance.
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Re: Vegas

Postby bill herian » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:17 pm

Save the 20 and go eat at the Hash House a go go in the Imperial Palace. Get a burger. You'll cry when you see it. And you'll still be full during next years super bowl.

Vegas was alright. I would win 50-70 bucks playing blackjack, then go lose it all playing craps, and repeat the process several times over.
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Re: Vegas

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:18 pm

It's twenty bucks man....go for broke.

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Re: Vegas

Postby quacknstack6 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:18 pm

You're all retarded, Dolphins all the way.
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Re: Vegas

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:19 pm

That's what I'm thinking. I can't wait to see some of the odds. Maybe I'll just take the longest of long shots, whoever that is.
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Re: Vegas

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:23 pm

assateague wrote:That's what I'm thinking. I can't wait to see some of the odds. Maybe I'll just take the longest of long shots, whoever that is.

Or...you can get a lot for 20...if you know what mean.

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Re: Vegas

Postby Redbeard » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:24 pm

Glad to see there's someone out there who hates Vegas as bad as I do
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Re: Vegas

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:31 pm

Redbeard wrote:Glad to see there's someone out there who hates Vegas as bad as I do

You don't like to look without touching huh?
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Re: Vegas

Postby one2many » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:44 pm

save it for the spearmint rhino
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Re: Vegas

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:31 pm

one2many wrote:save it for the spearmint rhino



That's an even bigger waste of money than throwing $500 on the craps table. And I don't even know how to play craps.
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Re: Vegas

Postby vincentpa » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:15 pm

Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.
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Re: Vegas

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:16 pm

vincentpa wrote:Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.

This^^^
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Re: Vegas

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:28 pm

vincentpa wrote:Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.


I'd rather just get McDonald's, jerk off, and keep the change.
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Re: Vegas

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:29 pm

Cheap bastard.
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Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:29 pm

Realistic bastard.
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Re: Vegas

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:31 pm

assateague wrote:
vincentpa wrote:Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.


I'd rather just get McDonald's, jerk off, and keep the change.[/quote
Hard for a guys who's had the real deal pay the inflated American price, eh?


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Re: Vegas

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:32 pm

$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.
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Re: Vegas

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:47 pm

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Re: Vegas

Postby Goldfish » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:53 pm

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assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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But could your afford the doctor visits afterwards now?

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Postby one2many » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:55 pm

Goldfish wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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But could your afford the doctor visits afterwards now?

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Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:56 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Re: Vegas

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:08 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.
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Re: Vegas

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:13 pm

assateague wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Nice! Sounds a lot like bar fining girls in Thailand

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Re: Vegas

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:14 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
assateague wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Nice! Sounds a lot like bar fining girls in Thailand

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That's exactly what it sounds like. Gotta love the exchange rate in thailand.
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Re: Vegas

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:22 pm

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assateague wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="assateague"]$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Nice! Sounds a lot like bar fining girls in Thailand

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That's exactly what it sounds like. Gotta love the exchange rate in thailand.[/quote]
I wouldn't know, Ive never been, allegedly...shhh....

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Re: Vegas

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:37 pm

assateague wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Shit! No wonder so many of the old timers brought one home with em.

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