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Never get divorced!

Postby Olly » Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:35 pm

We were talking about divorces here in the shop today and one of the guys pointed me towards this site.

http://www.americanretirees.org/horrors.htm

Pretty messed up stuff.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:59 pm

Our society is fucked.


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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Tomkat » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:46 pm

U cowboys better think twice before you unholster that baby maker :fishing:

Celebrating 20 years of marriage this May. It CAN work out, you have to be a good selector. (HINT: probably wont find long term wife material in the Dirty Ducks picture area) :fishing: :fishing: :fishing:
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:48 pm

It's a shame that that's what our society has come to.


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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:53 pm

Those stories are sad.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:51 pm

Tomkat wrote:U cowboys better think twice before you unholster that baby maker :fishing:

Celebrating 20 years of marriage this May. It CAN work out, you have to be a good selector. (HINT: probably wont find long term wife material in the Dirty Ducks picture area) :fishing: :fishing: :fishing:

So that's why you like fat chicks!
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:00 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:U cowboys better think twice before you unholster that baby maker :fishing:

Celebrating 20 years of marriage this May. It CAN work out, you have to be a good selector. (HINT: probably wont find long term wife material in the Dirty Ducks picture area) :fishing: :fishing: :fishing:

So that's why you like fat chicks!

Well that was rude.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:01 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:U cowboys better think twice before you unholster that baby maker :fishing:

Celebrating 20 years of marriage this May. It CAN work out, you have to be a good selector. (HINT: probably wont find long term wife material in the Dirty Ducks picture area) :fishing: :fishing: :fishing:

So that's why you like fat chicks!

Well that was rude.

You had to be there.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby jehler » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:04 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:Well that was rude.

quick, you better threaten to rape his daughter
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:16 pm

jehler wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Well that was rude.

quick, you better threaten to rape his daughter

You got your facts all wrong...it was in a snack food thread and I mentioned I would like a slice of some ace. Lil bit of some Canabalism is a whole lot diff than rape.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:29 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
jehler wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Well that was rude.

quick, you better threaten to rape his daughter

You got your facts all wrong...it was in a snack food thread and I mentioned I would like a slice of some ace. Lil bit of some Canabalism is a whole lot diff than rape.

likely story
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Tiler_J » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:41 pm

I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:42 pm

Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.

If it's on the internet it has to be true.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby one2many » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:44 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.

If it's on the internet it has to be true.

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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Tiler_J » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:46 pm

one2many wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.

If it's on the internet it has to be true.

bonjour

Another French model?! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:48 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
one2many wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.

If it's on the internet it has to be true.

bonjour

Another French model?! :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:49 pm

I have witnessed two divorces of my friends that ended up in very similar and really strange outcomes. THis kind of crap happens very often! Sorry to say divorces, alimony, child support, are another thing in this country that are beyond screwed up as well as the rest of our judicial system!
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Tomkat » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:07 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:U cowboys better think twice before you unholster that baby maker :fishing:

Celebrating 20 years of marriage this May. It CAN work out, you have to be a good selector. (HINT: probably wont find long term wife material in the Dirty Ducks picture area) :fishing: :fishing: :fishing:

So that's why you like fat chicks!


Ha ha! No, I just like women in general!
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:08 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
one2many wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.

If it's on the internet it has to be true.

bonjour

Another French model?! :lol: :lol:

that commercial cracks me up every time
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby assateague » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:15 pm

I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:26 pm

assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby jehler » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:56 pm

My wife makes more than I do, I ain't skeered
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:57 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Bufflehead » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:59 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
one2many wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.

If it's on the internet it has to be true.

bonjour

Another French model?! :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:00 pm

b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?

no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:02 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?

no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.

miniature poodles are a dime a dozen. im sure you can find another
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Bufflehead » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:03 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?

no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
kill yourself and i'm sure they will both die of a broken heart
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:04 pm

b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?

no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.

miniature poodles are a dime a dozen. im sure you can find another

I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Bufflehead » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:06 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.
translation please?
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:06 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?

no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
kill yourself and i'm sure they will both die of a broken heart

Lol

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