Your worst idea...Fess up!

[MOhuntingGuy]

Hitting golf balls at the Buddhist monastery behind base, and thinking nobody would know. We were aiming for the huge bronze bell that they hit with a log on a rope. It was about 200 yards away. Golf balls were raining bruises and pain into the monastery courtyard at a frenzied pace, as I think there was a bet involving lots of (more) free booze for the one who hit it first. There were 6 of us out on the hill, the only point high enough to drive over the wall surrounding the base. 6 very drunk guys, hitting drives as fast as we could, on a Saturday afternoon. Luckily I wasn't the highest ranking one involved. But I was when the punishments were finished being handed out.

Who knew monasteries had phones? And the base MP phone number?

I have a similar story that involves trying to get stolen bowling balls from the base lanes down a hill and into a dumpster about 75 yards away. Luckly we stopped and ran when one of the guys put a perfectly shaped dent into the side of a parked car. The crazy shit that goes on at the "E" club.

I was up in Maryville last year with some friends. We were hanging out at the bar. We had stepped out back on the deck to smoke and I got a phone call so I stepped down under the deck where it was more quiet. Like 5 drunk frat guys came up out of nowhere and started messing with the dumpster under the deck. Now there is a hill right here (front door of the bar is ground level and the back door is technically the second story if that makes sense). The dumpster is chained and blocked up against the building to prevent it from rolling down the hill. Anyways, these guys are messing with dumpster and im really drunk at this point and not paying attention. Next thing I know, I hear them laughing and a dull roar. At this point, they run off and I watch as this thing starts rolling down the hill, almost in slow motion. After what seemed like 5 minutes of watching this thing go, it slams into a parked car and flips over. "Uhhh im going to have to call you back." I ran inside, grabbed my friends and left. Because the police station is right at the bottom of the hill.


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[Mornin Beef]

Hitting golf balls at the Buddhist monastery behind base, and thinking nobody would know. We were aiming for the huge bronze bell that they hit with a log on a rope. It was about 200 yards away. Golf balls were raining bruises and pain into the monastery courtyard at a frenzied pace, as I think there was a bet involving lots of (more) free booze for the one who hit it first. There were 6 of us out on the hill, the only point high enough to drive over the wall surrounding the base. 6 very drunk guys, hitting drives as fast as we could, on a Saturday afternoon. Luckily I wasn't the highest ranking one involved. But I was when the punishments were finished being handed out.

Who knew monasteries had phones? And the base MP phone number?

I have a similar story that involves trying to get stolen bowling balls from the base lanes down a hill and into a dumpster about 75 yards away. Luckly we stopped and ran when one of the guys put a perfectly shaped dent into the side of a parked car. The crazy shit that goes on at the "E" club.

I was up in Maryville last year with some friends. We were hanging out at the bar. We had stepped out back on the deck to smoke and I got a phone call so I stepped down under the deck where it was more quiet. Like 5 drunk frat guys came up out of nowhere and started messing with the dumpster under the deck. Now there is a hill right here (front door of the bar is ground level and the back door is technically the second story if that makes sense). The dumpster is chained and blocked up against the building to prevent it from rolling down the hill. Anyways, these guys are messing with dumpster and im really drunk at this point and not paying attention. Next thing I know, I hear them laughing and a dull roar. At this point, they run off and I watch as this thing starts rolling down the hill, almost in slow motion. After what seemed like 5 minutes of watching this thing go, it slams into a parked car and flips over. "Uhhh im going to have to call you back." I ran inside, grabbed my friends and left. Because the police station is right at the bottom of the hill.


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How the hell was that your idea? Epic fail. Your idea to leave immediately was brilliant.

[MOhuntingGuy]

I know, I went off topic. But ollys story reminded me of it. And I think it's hilarious.

[Mornin Beef]

I know, I went off topic. But ollys story reminded me of it. And I think it's hilarious.

I will give you that. Good story.

[aunt betty]

I could write a book of fuckups. Nobody is perfect.
Once I tried parking my boat on a steep bank. Rammed it up good and sunk the back. Too steep. D'oh.
Live and learn.

Another dumb idea was rigging mojo on a cord with a switch. El cheepo remote.
Dog tangling was the problem.